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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #735 on: June 01, 2021, 06:32:09 PM »
Not sure if that is just lighthearted commentary on the relative small size of my town, or if you are stalking me and that is a startlingly accurate commentary on my home address.  :lol

It's Folsom man.... Very tiny lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #736 on: June 07, 2021, 08:11:22 AM »
Some terrible puns for you.















I think the first one's my favourite.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #737 on: June 07, 2021, 08:13:54 AM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

I'm gonna have to steal of these...I love wordplay.

The mine one is my favorite.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #738 on: June 07, 2021, 09:39:21 AM »
The gay werewolf got the biggest chuckle here.  All were very good though.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #739 on: June 07, 2021, 09:53:18 AM »
"I'm gonna make you mine" :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #740 on: June 07, 2021, 10:39:39 AM »
"I'm gonna make you mine" :lol

Isn't that the girl from the meme with the guy checking out the other girl's ass?

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« Reply #741 on: June 07, 2021, 10:43:53 AM »
"I'm gonna make you mine" :lol

Isn't that the girl from the meme with the guy checking out the other girl's ass?

That is her, yes

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« Reply #742 on: June 07, 2021, 11:01:33 AM »
Love these!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #743 on: June 07, 2021, 11:15:35 AM »
"I'm gonna make you mine" :lol

I've been making this joke forever among my English-speaking friends (and I also can't seriously listen to Avantasia - Let the Storm Descend Upon You because of that), glad I'm not alone :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #744 on: June 08, 2021, 07:46:49 AM »
I think I've posted this before, but it needs repeating :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #745 on: June 08, 2021, 08:19:05 AM »
Ladder? What's a ladder for, when you got super dad.  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #746 on: June 08, 2021, 09:01:09 AM »
I have to figure it took a couple of tries to get the timing right on that, but you do what you have to do.  I love the reactions of the other kids.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #747 on: June 08, 2021, 09:19:23 AM »
I'm pretty sure that mommy wasn't home when they did this.  :D
Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #748 on: June 08, 2021, 09:23:25 AM »
I think I've posted this before, but it needs repeating :lol



Ha! reminded me of this

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #749 on: June 08, 2021, 09:39:45 AM »
I have to figure it took a couple of tries to get the timing right on that, but you do what you have to do.  I love the reactions of the other kids.

I thought this too; hopefully he crept up on the right height!  :)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #750 on: June 08, 2021, 12:21:18 PM »
"I'm gonna make you mine" :lol

Isn't that the girl from the meme with the guy checking out the other girl's ass?

That is her, yes



Same guy too. As a matter of fact, they’re wearing the same shirts in both memes.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #752 on: June 08, 2021, 12:40:06 PM »
It's part of a series of photos.

https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-extra-pictures-show-the-full-story-of-the-distracted-boyfriend-meme-20191003

The girl in the blue shirt positively lights up when she smiles.  That hectoring girlfriend look does NOT do her justice. 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #753 on: June 08, 2021, 12:49:55 PM »
 :lol that ending

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #754 on: June 08, 2021, 12:50:54 PM »
Well that story certainly took an unexpected twist. Can't look at that one picture the same ever again.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #755 on: June 09, 2021, 05:11:38 AM »
I'm pretty sure that mommy wasn't home when they did this.  :D

I wonder who is filming it, could it be the mom or another kid?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #756 on: June 15, 2021, 08:59:16 AM »
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The combination of the boss music and the way she says MF.  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #757 on: June 15, 2021, 09:42:40 AM »
Oblivion NPC Angry karen at walmart

The combination of the boss music and the way she says MF.  :lol

I love the walmart employee:  "Do you fucking get it?!?"  "Oh sure, I totally understand!"    :)

Did she really say "Fuck you, I never brush my fucking teeth; don't you fucking know that? Don't you know that by now?" at 3:22?   

I have a question though; is any female lunatic a "Karen"?  I thought it was specifically that sort of stereotypical entitled soccer mom.  This lady is just a nutjob.   The real Karen seemed to be the lady clapping and cheering as she was being detained.   :)

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« Reply #758 on: June 15, 2021, 10:55:00 AM »
Yeah she doesn't fit my definition of a Karen. She is just a lunatic. I think of a Karen as aself absorbed PTA-taking over facebook mom who thinks they know best about everything and their demon children can do no wrong.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #759 on: June 15, 2021, 10:59:16 AM »
Yeah she doesn't fit my definition of a Karen. She is just a lunatic. I think of a Karen as aself absorbed PTA-taking over facebook mom who thinks they know best about everything and their demon children can do no wrong.
Yea your right, Karen is being thrown around on every person having a public tantrum these days.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #760 on: June 15, 2021, 11:00:39 AM »
That lady wasn't a Karen. That women is legit mentally ill, most likely with a hint of schizophrenia.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #761 on: June 15, 2021, 11:11:01 AM »
That lady wasn't a Karen. That women is legit mentally ill, most likely with a hint of schizophrenia.

Eh, I saw no signs of schizophrenia. I'm not even sure I saw any signs of mental illness. I see a major stress break, but she's coherent (believe it or not), not disheveled, is not visibly reacting to any stimuli that isn't present, and her affect seems to match her mood. She is clearly not in a good place at all and is losing it. And while there's obviously the possibility that there are things I'm not seeing in the video, I wouldn't recommend using words like schizophrenia on people like this. Yelling in public and throwing a huge religiously slanted hissy fit is not, itself, an indicator of schizophrenia. At least by itself.


Just looked it up. She also doesn’t meet DSM criteria for Karenhood. Unless, of course, her name happens to be Karen.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #763 on: June 21, 2021, 02:06:48 AM »
Random thought... Suppose astronauts on MIR had a baby in space - when they all came back to Earth - where would the child be...'from" ?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #764 on: June 21, 2021, 02:14:10 AM »
Well if someone has a baby while on holiday, surely the child is considered to be a citizen of mother's country of origin and not the country it's born in?

In any case, being pregnant and giving birth in low gravity is probably so far less than ideal that I'm sure it would be avoided at all cost.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #765 on: June 21, 2021, 02:16:29 AM »
I'm pretty sure that you're FROM wherever you were born. Or at least that's what the Welsh say for anyone who was born in Wales. Doesn't matter if the entire family is English and the baby moved to England the next day  ;D ;D

The Welsh do love to claim anyone they can. I shit you not - they love to trot out that Elvis Presley was from Wales despite nobody in his family being from Wales...??

Oh Presley sounds a little bit like PRESELI - an area of Wales not far form me. Lolz I looked up PRESELI and the name itself has English roots so... :lol Wrong again.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #766 on: June 21, 2021, 03:19:07 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #767 on: June 21, 2021, 03:50:38 AM »
LEL


That reminds me of a joke I made up - but it's one you need to hear and doesn't work written down.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #769 on: June 21, 2021, 05:20:15 AM »
Slamming the Doors !  :rollin