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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #700 on: May 23, 2021, 11:17:17 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #701 on: May 23, 2021, 11:18:48 AM »
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"I swear, I'll turn this car around!"

Why didn't you use the bathroom before we left?!
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #702 on: May 23, 2021, 11:30:14 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #703 on: May 23, 2021, 11:46:13 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #704 on: May 23, 2021, 02:27:15 PM »
Wtf no
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #705 on: May 23, 2021, 03:12:59 PM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin

I did not expect a trailer. That's hilarious.

But...just... why...
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #706 on: May 23, 2021, 03:46:41 PM »
Should I put in my info? :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #707 on: May 23, 2021, 03:49:28 PM »
I don't get it.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #708 on: May 23, 2021, 05:22:24 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on May 23, 2021, 03:46:41 PM
Should I put in my info? :lol

I just put a fake birthday to bypass it to see what it was about. And it was worth it due to the way the gameplay is.... :lol

I just don't know why someone would make that game though.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #709 on: May 23, 2021, 08:19:22 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #710 on: May 23, 2021, 09:38:55 PM »
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Don't make me come back there!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #711 on: May 25, 2021, 01:24:48 AM »












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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #712 on: May 25, 2021, 06:06:14 AM »
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Oh fuck... I'll never be able to un-see this now.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #713 on: May 25, 2021, 07:03:44 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #714 on: May 25, 2021, 07:36:32 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #715 on: May 25, 2021, 07:53:51 PM »
Same as it ever was..
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #716 on: May 27, 2021, 05:42:48 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #717 on: May 28, 2021, 05:45:42 AM »
I made up a Dad joke but I probably heard Tim Vine say it and stored it away....


" :) Hello. Can I have an ice cream please. "

"  :D Certainly, Madam. Would you like hundreds & thousands ? "

"  ;D No, Just one please ! "


This probably might not work outside the UK anyway but DILLIGAF ?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #718 on: May 28, 2021, 08:08:53 AM »
???  Is "hundreds & thousands" an ice cream flavor over there?  If not, I have no idea what is going on.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #719 on: May 28, 2021, 09:32:43 AM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on May 28, 2021, 05:45:42 AM
This probably might not work outside the UK anyway but DILLIGAF ?

Yeah...I didn't get that at all (including "DILLIGAF").   ???
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #720 on: May 28, 2021, 09:34:33 AM »
Hundres & Thousands = Sprinkles.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #721 on: May 28, 2021, 10:33:27 AM »
Quote from: pg1067 on May 28, 2021, 09:32:43 AM
Quote from: Kotowboy on May 28, 2021, 05:45:42 AM
This probably might not work outside the UK anyway but DILLIGAF ?

Yeah...I didn't get that at all (including "DILLIGAF").   ???

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #722 on: May 28, 2021, 10:35:32 AM »
Quote from: Vmadera00 on May 28, 2021, 09:34:33 AM
Hundres & Thousands = Sprinkles.

You mean jimmies?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #723 on: May 28, 2021, 10:46:47 AM »
Quote from: TAC on May 28, 2021, 10:35:32 AM
Quote from: Vmadera00 on May 28, 2021, 09:34:33 AM
Hundres & Thousands = Sprinkles.

You mean jimmies?

I had to look that one up. Did not know it's called Jimmies in some places. But yes  :)
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #724 on: May 28, 2021, 10:54:36 AM »
What the heck are you guys talking about? I've never heard sprinkles called anything other than sprinkles.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #725 on: May 28, 2021, 11:24:38 AM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on May 28, 2021, 10:54:36 AM
What the heck are you guys talking about? I've never heard sprinkles called anything other than sprinkles.

French vanilla, rocky road, chocolate, peanut butter, cookie dough!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #726 on: May 28, 2021, 12:01:18 PM »
Quote from: TAC on May 28, 2021, 10:35:32 AM
Quote from: Vmadera00 on May 28, 2021, 09:34:33 AM
Hundres & Thousands = Sprinkles.

You mean jimmies?

I worked at a Baskin Robbins for a few years in the '80s.  Every once in a while, someone would come in and ask for "jimmies" on something, and I'd just look at him/her like he/she had two heads.


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Quote from: Cool Chris on May 28, 2021, 10:54:36 AM
What the heck are you guys talking about? I've never heard sprinkles called anything other than sprinkles.

French vanilla, rocky road, chocolate, peanut butter, cookie dough!

Whoomp!  There it is!


Quote from: Cool Chris on May 28, 2021, 10:54:36 AM
What the heck are you guys talking about? I've never heard sprinkles called anything other than sprinkles.

If you enter "jimmies" into Wikipedia, it redirects to the article titled "Sprinkles."  The article says that the origin of "jimmies" is uncertain/disputed and also seems to indicate that the term is limited to chocolate sprinkles.

"Hundreds and thousands" sounds silly and is needlessly cumbersome.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #727 on: May 28, 2021, 12:04:43 PM »
Quote from: T-ski on May 28, 2021, 11:24:38 AM
Quote from: Cool Chris on May 28, 2021, 10:54:36 AM
What the heck are you guys talking about? I've never heard sprinkles called anything other than sprinkles.

French vanilla, rocky road, chocolate, peanut butter, cookie dough!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #728 on: May 28, 2021, 12:24:38 PM »
Quote from: TAC on May 28, 2021, 10:35:32 AM
Quote from: Vmadera00 on May 28, 2021, 09:34:33 AM
Hundres & Thousands = Sprinkles.

You mean jimmies?

I came here to post "jimmies" and when I saw it was already up I thought to myself "that's Tim".    Mi compadre.  I never, EVER call them sprinkles unless I have to.  Always "jimmies". 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #729 on: May 28, 2021, 12:49:19 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on May 28, 2021, 10:54:36 AM
What the heck are you guys talking about? I've never heard sprinkles called anything other than sprinkles.

That will happen when you insist on living in a backwards part of the world that abandoned her majesty's English. :p
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #730 on: May 31, 2021, 07:12:12 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #731 on: May 31, 2021, 07:30:17 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #732 on: June 01, 2021, 02:39:10 PM »
:clap:

That hits close to home.  :biggrin:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #733 on: June 01, 2021, 03:03:12 PM »
Quote from: bosk1 on June 01, 2021, 02:39:10 PM
:clap:

That hits close to home.  :biggrin:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #734 on: June 01, 2021, 05:05:52 PM »
Not sure if that is just lighthearted commentary on the relative small size of my town, or if you are stalking me and that is a startlingly accurate commentary on my home address.  :lol
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