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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #595 on: March 31, 2021, 08:57:50 AM »
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I poo poo this joke.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #596 on: March 31, 2021, 11:16:51 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on March 31, 2021, 08:24:51 AM


Dad is on a roll.

I'm SOOOOO doing this!!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #597 on: March 31, 2021, 11:25:31 AM »
Figured you would :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #598 on: March 31, 2021, 11:28:45 AM »
I don't get the barge, x-files, or coffee pictures. Trifecta fail.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #599 on: March 31, 2021, 11:49:41 AM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on March 31, 2021, 11:28:45 AM
I don't get the barge, x-files, or coffee pictures. Trifecta fail.

I've never had a cup of coffee in my life, so I also didn't get that one.  Nor did I watch X-Files, so I didn't get that one either (I wouldn't even have known what that one was).  I'm guessing the barge is some sort of anal sex joke?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #600 on: March 31, 2021, 12:07:25 PM »
Coffee has a laxative effect on some people. Instead of getting an energy boost, you might just have the urge to use the bathroom.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #601 on: March 31, 2021, 12:40:46 PM »
The only one I don't get is the barge cartoon.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #602 on: March 31, 2021, 12:49:36 PM »
Quote from: Stadler on March 31, 2021, 12:40:46 PM
The only one I don't get is the barge cartoon.

It's either super dark or a play on a taboo porn theme.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #603 on: March 31, 2021, 01:15:19 PM »
Quote from: Adami on March 31, 2021, 12:49:36 PM
Quote from: Stadler on March 31, 2021, 12:40:46 PM
The only one I don't get is the barge cartoon.

It's either super dark or a play on a taboo porn theme.

Wow, that's a somewhat obscure yet specific reference for a cartoon, but it fits.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #604 on: March 31, 2021, 01:17:05 PM »
Quote from: Stadler on March 31, 2021, 01:15:19 PM
Quote from: Adami on March 31, 2021, 12:49:36 PM
Quote from: Stadler on March 31, 2021, 12:40:46 PM
The only one I don't get is the barge cartoon.

It's either super dark or a play on a taboo porn theme.

Wow, that's a somewhat obscure yet specific reference for a cartoon, but it fits.

It fits but it doesn’t feel good.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #605 on: March 31, 2021, 01:32:44 PM »
That's what lube is for.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #606 on: March 31, 2021, 01:36:07 PM »
Quote from: Adami on March 31, 2021, 01:17:05 PM
Quote from: Stadler on March 31, 2021, 01:15:19 PM
Quote from: Adami on March 31, 2021, 12:49:36 PM
Quote from: Stadler on March 31, 2021, 12:40:46 PM
The only one I don't get is the barge cartoon.

It's either super dark or a play on a taboo porn theme.

Wow, that's a somewhat obscure yet specific reference for a cartoon, but it fits.

It fits but it doesn’t feel good.

It fits, but the consent aspect is questionable.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #607 on: April 05, 2021, 06:39:30 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #608 on: April 05, 2021, 10:13:51 AM »
Quote from: Chino on April 05, 2021, 06:39:30 AM

Well, that and proper spelling.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #609 on: April 05, 2021, 11:33:11 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #610 on: April 05, 2021, 11:37:14 AM »
I just want to say that as someone who drives mostly in New York city, I never know when it is ok to turn right on a red light, since it is illegal in the city.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #611 on: April 05, 2021, 12:03:43 PM »
I MADE UP A JOKE


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A : Throw it off the Roof ! ;D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #612 on: April 05, 2021, 12:39:48 PM »
Quote from: Vmadera00 on April 05, 2021, 11:37:14 AM
I just want to say that as someone who drives mostly in New York city, I never know when it is ok to turn right on a red light, since it is illegal in the city.

I think the simple answer is, anywhere outside the 5 boroughs.  I totally was doing right turns in Staten Island for the longest time before I realized the law isn't just Manhatten.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #613 on: April 06, 2021, 07:42:30 AM »


Must be some sort of punishment.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #614 on: April 06, 2021, 07:55:38 AM »
The punishment is cleaning up that friggin' mess when the skit is over. 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #615 on: April 09, 2021, 08:36:01 AM »




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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #616 on: April 09, 2021, 08:51:56 AM »
Couple of beauties right there.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #617 on: April 12, 2021, 08:10:16 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #618 on: April 12, 2021, 08:31:24 PM »
Damn those are some seriously off beat white people in the beginning of that. They're clapping on .7 and pi.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #619 on: April 13, 2021, 09:43:59 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on April 12, 2021, 08:31:24 PM
They're clapping on .7 and pi.

 :lol :lol :lol

Whenever someone asks me to pick a number between 1-10, my answer is always pi.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #621 on: April 13, 2021, 10:19:30 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on April 13, 2021, 09:12:54 PM

Breakfast? Kind of looks like a Torta made with a donut.  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #622 on: April 14, 2021, 10:15:27 AM »
I'll pass on the doughnut sandwich, but you can pass me that j
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #623 on: April 15, 2021, 02:55:34 AM »


If you assemble it and keep the box you get two nightstands.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #624 on: April 15, 2021, 10:02:52 AM »
I actually am doing this because I ordered a dresser in Late February that won't get here till May.
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« Reply #625 on: April 15, 2021, 04:11:25 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #626 on: April 15, 2021, 09:32:10 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #627 on: April 16, 2021, 12:19:57 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #629 on: April 16, 2021, 08:29:24 AM »






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