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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #560 on: March 12, 2021, 01:29:25 PM »
Two bags of crisps (chips) were walking down the road.  :)


One Was assaulted. :emo:


But the other one was Cheese & Onion.  ;D

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #561 on: March 12, 2021, 02:43:34 PM »
Fantastic!  I use that line all the time - We have three levels of service: good, fast, and cheap.  Pick any two

You get two? Luxury.
When I was growing up, it always cost 3 times more than it was expected to, and then a little more for the privilege of picking it up. It was never what we asked for, and if we pointed that out they'd beat us to death. And it was never started until 3 weeks after it was supposed to be finished, and then took twice as long as the original estimate.

And we were lucky to have it that way. 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #563 on: March 15, 2021, 07:42:10 AM »


Someone clogged the toilet.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #564 on: March 15, 2021, 09:23:58 AM »
^ that deserves the biggest :lolpalm: possible. More emphasis on the 'palm' than the 'lol'
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #565 on: March 15, 2021, 11:05:22 AM »
I didn't see the caption at first, and was thinking:


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #566 on: March 15, 2021, 08:53:45 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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« Reply #567 on: March 16, 2021, 04:11:10 AM »


His obituary is in next week's paper.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #568 on: March 16, 2021, 07:01:53 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #569 on: March 16, 2021, 08:25:24 AM »
Nice!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #570 on: March 17, 2021, 04:00:37 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #571 on: March 24, 2021, 07:38:29 AM »


The sauce was out of this world.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #572 on: March 25, 2021, 11:35:16 AM »
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« Reply #573 on: March 25, 2021, 12:44:51 PM »
That's AWESOME.   :)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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« Reply #575 on: March 26, 2021, 08:55:03 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #576 on: March 26, 2021, 08:58:47 AM »
Took me a few seconds to get that. But once it clicked I roared with laughter.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #577 on: March 26, 2021, 09:20:33 AM »
I don't get it (the boat part).
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #578 on: March 26, 2021, 09:26:48 AM »
I am not up on the details but that big-ass boat is blocking the Suez Canal. As per usual the internet is not passing up on the chance to turn it in to some chuckles.

For those on the other side that is from Friends. They're trying to get the couch up the stairs and Ross is barking at them to "Pivot! Pivot!"
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #579 on: March 26, 2021, 09:59:28 AM »
I don't get it (the boat part).

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/suez-canal-blocked-ship-stuck-egyptian-official-says-will-be-free-in-days/

There is currently a boat blocking a channel that handles something like 11% of the world's shipping.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #580 on: March 26, 2021, 11:00:29 AM »
and for the Friends connection ....  https://youtu.be/Tam7KO4qhUI?t=60

God Ross was so annoying!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #581 on: March 26, 2021, 11:09:34 AM »
I guess some of the ships are handling pulp that will get turned into tp, so we may be looking at another tp shortage.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #582 on: March 26, 2021, 11:11:20 AM »
and for the Friends connection ....  https://youtu.be/Tam7KO4qhUI?t=60

God Ross was so annoying!

He was, but he still has some of the funniest scenes in the series imo. Holiday Armadillo gets me every time.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #585 on: March 26, 2021, 09:35:36 PM »
Ross was only really annoying when they got in to the on again/off again thing with Rachel too much. I think Ross was a great character, in a genre where many characters can be very one-dimensional (like most everyone else on Friends), and David Schwimmer did a solid job with it.
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« Reply #586 on: March 29, 2021, 06:46:47 AM »
Maybe I'm the only one that will think this funny, but...  I have a friend, we'll call him Phil.  He's got a friend, we'll call him Tony, who thinks he's all that on guitar, and his "showpiece" is Panama by Van Halen.   But apparently, while it's good, it's not... as good as he thinks it is.  So he has another friend, we'll call him Mike, who sent Tony a Cameo for his birthday from Russ from Steel Panther.  And it's him in his SP gear, playing acoustic guitar and singing a song about how much better Tony is than him (Russ) at playing Panama.   It's all meant in fun, and Russ is such a good sport about it, it's hilarious.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #588 on: March 30, 2021, 12:29:48 PM »
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« Reply #590 on: March 31, 2021, 03:42:14 AM »
The dog sneezing photo literally made me laugh out loud!   :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #591 on: March 31, 2021, 03:52:48 AM »
Coffee = poop.  So true.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #592 on: March 31, 2021, 03:55:05 AM »
Vehicles under water is so freaky and weird. It's why I always enjoy movies like Titanic for instance.

I LOVE seeing huge vessels just sink below the surface and vanish. It's so terrifying and I don't know why.

Plus gallons upon gallon of water being INSIDE the ship...

I love watching YT Vids of deliberate ship sinkings with cameras attached to the outside - so you can go down with it - and it's scary AF.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #593 on: March 31, 2021, 05:49:43 AM »
Vehicles under water is so freaky and weird. It's why I always enjoy movies like Titanic for instance.

I LOVE seeing huge vessels just sink below the surface and vanish. It's so terrifying and I don't know why.

Plus gallons upon gallon of water being INSIDE the ship...

I love watching YT Vids of deliberate ship sinkings with cameras attached to the outside - so you can go down with it - and it's scary AF.

If you like that stuff, you should follow Historic Travels on Youtube. It's just a guy who talks about maritime disasters.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXzVgptziJQeoMGXGMniUWA/videos


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #594 on: March 31, 2021, 08:24:51 AM »


Dad is on a roll.
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