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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #490 on: February 22, 2021, 08:39:52 AM »


The Hermit of Emptiness  :-\
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #491 on: February 22, 2021, 09:12:26 AM »
Shmegland's is perfect!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #492 on: February 22, 2021, 09:14:11 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on February 22, 2021, 09:12:26 AM
Shmegland's is perfect!

Hey there, Captain Boredom!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #493 on: February 22, 2021, 10:56:46 AM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on February 21, 2021, 08:27:23 PM
1-800-Advocat :clap:

Watching that video again, there is so much good stuff in that 40 seconds or whatever it is. Upper-Right Man looks like he is barely awake, totally oblivious to what is going on, or maybe in his field this is a common occurrence, until he hears "I am not a cat" then his eyes open wide, and he chuckles. Lower-Left guy puts his glasses on like a colleague told him of some incredible scientific discovery and he has to see it for himself.

Bauer (the guy in the bottom-left) creeps me out -- it's like he's getting some diabolical pleasure out of Ponton's predicament.  Phillips (upper-right) looks up a couple times but also looks like he's trying look away so as not to laugh but can't contain himself once Ponton utters the "I'm not a cat" line.  What I find odd is that the judge isn't pictured in the chat, but yeah, it's pretty common in something like this not to be in rapt attention during the preliminaries.  If I'm not mistaken, this was a non-contested probate hearing in a relatively small court in the middle of nowhere in Texas (about at the midway point of a triangle formed by DFW, Houston and Shreveport, LA).  In case you're interested, here's the non-cat version of Ponton explaining what happened:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE4Fierod1Q


Quote from: jingle.boy on February 22, 2021, 09:12:26 AM
Shmegland's is perfect!

Stadler's is better.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #494 on: February 22, 2021, 12:34:38 PM »
Doctor Emptiness. I can deal with that
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #495 on: February 22, 2021, 01:16:11 PM »
Bosk's is pretty damn good too.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #496 on: February 22, 2021, 01:41:05 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #497 on: February 22, 2021, 01:55:07 PM »
I feel for the Johnson's and Jackson's out there.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #498 on: February 22, 2021, 02:08:30 PM »
Baron Von Drunk....That was the old me... :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #499 on: February 22, 2021, 04:08:02 PM »
Captain Anxiety....That sounds about right. :biggrin:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #500 on: February 22, 2021, 04:13:42 PM »
The Vicar of Melancholy  :| :(
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #501 on: February 22, 2021, 04:22:23 PM »
Admiral Grumble.

Meh.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #502 on: February 22, 2021, 06:14:00 PM »
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Admiral Grumble.

Meh.

My thought about mine:  Professor Grumble.

RW would be much cooler.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #503 on: February 23, 2021, 07:27:53 AM »
Mr. Tears
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #504 on: February 23, 2021, 08:26:16 AM »
I can't decide if I like Baron Von Friendlessness or The Wizard of Friendlessness.  Both have their charms.  :) :)
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #505 on: February 23, 2021, 08:44:59 AM »
"The Reckoner of Yearning"?  WTF does that even mean?  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #506 on: February 23, 2021, 09:53:34 AM »
The Hermit of Rest sounds kinda boring  :P
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Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #507 on: February 23, 2021, 10:09:50 AM »
Quote from: Kwyjibo on February 23, 2021, 09:53:34 AM
The Hermit of Rest sounds kinda boring  :P

Sounds peaceful!


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"The Reckoner of Yearning"?  WTF does that even mean?  :lol

I don't know, but it's one of the cooler possibilities.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #508 on: February 23, 2021, 11:11:46 AM »
I reckon you're right.  Let them yearn, I reckon.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #509 on: February 23, 2021, 11:22:47 AM »
Okay this isn't particularly funny BUT

https://imgur.com/a/PcJsWQW

This happened yesterday in my town.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #510 on: February 25, 2021, 03:27:53 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #511 on: February 25, 2021, 09:28:23 AM »
Now that's a member photo for the insert  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #512 on: February 25, 2021, 09:38:51 AM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on February 23, 2021, 11:22:47 AM
Okay this isn't particularly funny BUT

https://imgur.com/a/PcJsWQW

This happened yesterday in my town.


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I dunno - I find it particularly funny!  :biggrin:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #513 on: February 25, 2021, 02:15:09 PM »
I shouldn't laugh because there was an elderly guy "driving" but I do laugh every time.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #514 on: February 25, 2021, 03:49:39 PM »
EDIT : Also I love how the music in the car stops for the impact - then plays some sorrowful music as the car is trundling away  ;D ;D

It's so perfect.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #515 on: February 26, 2021, 12:35:48 AM »






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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #516 on: February 26, 2021, 04:33:16 PM »
Quote from: Zydar on February 22, 2021, 08:39:52 AM


The Hermit of Emptiness  :-\

The Jester of Couch.

 :lol   No truer words.   :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #517 on: February 27, 2021, 01:10:55 PM »
Would have typed this earlier, but I didn't get around to it till now. Incidentally, I am Capt. Procrastination.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #518 on: February 27, 2021, 01:31:00 PM »
I am Professor Kleenex - here to clean the snot out of your nose!  :coolio
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #519 on: February 27, 2021, 04:34:15 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #520 on: February 27, 2021, 05:34:10 PM »
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on February 27, 2021, 04:34:15 PM
Quote from: hunnus2000 on February 27, 2021, 01:31:00 PM
I am Professor Kleenex - here to clean the snot out of your nose!  :coolio
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Yeah he blows.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #521 on: February 27, 2021, 05:43:16 PM »
Quote from: TAC on February 27, 2021, 05:34:10 PM
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on February 27, 2021, 04:34:15 PM
Quote from: hunnus2000 on February 27, 2021, 01:31:00 PM
I am Professor Kleenex - here to clean the snot out of your nose!  :coolio
Worst superhero ever!

Yeah he blows.

Nicely done.

This seems straight out of a Whose Line Is It Anyway sketch.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #522 on: February 27, 2021, 06:44:34 PM »
Quote from: pg1067 on February 27, 2021, 05:43:16 PM
Quote from: TAC on February 27, 2021, 05:34:10 PM
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on February 27, 2021, 04:34:15 PM
Quote from: hunnus2000 on February 27, 2021, 01:31:00 PM
I am Professor Kleenex - here to clean the snot out of your nose!  :coolio
Worst superhero ever!

Yeah he blows.

Nicely done.

This seems straight out of a Whose Line Is It Anyway sketch.
:rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #523 on: February 27, 2021, 08:33:41 PM »
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on February 27, 2021, 06:44:34 PM
Quote from: pg1067 on February 27, 2021, 05:43:16 PM
Quote from: TAC on February 27, 2021, 05:34:10 PM
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on February 27, 2021, 04:34:15 PM
Quote from: hunnus2000 on February 27, 2021, 01:31:00 PM
I am Professor Kleenex - here to clean the snot out of your nose!  :coolio
Worst superhero ever!

Yeah he blows.

Nicely done.

This seems straight out of a Whose Line Is It Anyway sketch.
:rollin

That snot funny.   
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #524 on: February 27, 2021, 08:46:57 PM »
How dare you post on the weekends Stadler! :lol
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