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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #455 on: February 09, 2021, 05:20:22 AM »














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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #456 on: February 09, 2021, 08:31:21 AM »
Those are funny, except...  what's everyone else's take on the Windows XP one.  I'm not sure I get that one.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #457 on: February 09, 2021, 08:35:05 AM »
Those are funny, except...  what's everyone else's take on the Windows XP one.  I'm not sure I get that one.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #458 on: February 09, 2021, 08:36:47 AM »
The classic "bliss" background in XP.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #459 on: February 09, 2021, 09:10:36 AM »
The microwave one is great!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #460 on: February 09, 2021, 10:05:11 AM »
Those are funny, except...  what's everyone else's take on the Windows XP one.  I'm not sure I get that one.

What, were you an OS/2 guy?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #461 on: February 09, 2021, 10:21:25 AM »
Those are funny, except...  what's everyone else's take on the Windows XP one.  I'm not sure I get that one.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #463 on: February 09, 2021, 10:29:02 AM »
Those are funny, except...  what's everyone else's take on the Windows XP one.  I'm not sure I get that one.

Google Windows XP background.

Also, note the amount of driver errors in the pic.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #464 on: February 09, 2021, 10:32:03 AM »
Those are funny, except...  what's everyone else's take on the Windows XP one.  I'm not sure I get that one.

What, were you an OS/2 guy?

MS-DOS, bitches!    ;)

I was always mostly a Windows guy - still am for work - but I have had custom wallpapers since... 2010 or so.   I remember the green grass and the sky background, but I didn't put 2 and 2 together. 

Plus I was thrown by the three trucks in the left hand lane.   I'm SURE they're the fastest vehicles on the road (not).

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #465 on: February 09, 2021, 11:23:20 AM »
Those are funny, except...  what's everyone else's take on the Windows XP one.  I'm not sure I get that one.

Google Windows XP background.

Also, note the amount of driver errors in the pic.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #466 on: February 09, 2021, 01:54:17 PM »
I’m here, I’m not a cat...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #467 on: February 09, 2021, 02:54:22 PM »
I’m here, I’m not a cat...

https://youtu.be/KxlPGPupdd8

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #468 on: February 09, 2021, 08:03:25 PM »
At first I thought it was mildly amusing, then I smiled when the "cat" started talking, and when he said "I'm not a cat" and saw the guy in the upper-right chuckle, I was rolling.
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« Reply #469 on: February 10, 2021, 04:54:05 AM »
That video without a doubt made my day yesterday and I couldn't stop watching it hahaha. The talking cat with the moving mouth and its sad eyes make it.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #470 on: February 10, 2021, 08:41:05 AM »









Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #471 on: February 10, 2021, 09:15:24 AM »
I absolutely was the 1st series of remote controllers.  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #472 on: February 10, 2021, 09:36:18 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #473 on: February 10, 2021, 01:24:52 PM »
I absolutely was the 1st series of remote controllers.  :lol

Yeah, I was too  :D
Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #474 on: February 10, 2021, 05:43:08 PM »
I absolutely was the 1st series of remote controllers.  :lol

Yeah, I was too  :D

I had four older brothers, nuff said.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #475 on: February 10, 2021, 05:48:24 PM »
I’m here, I’m not a cat...

https://youtu.be/KxlPGPupdd8

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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #476 on: February 11, 2021, 12:25:12 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #477 on: February 11, 2021, 06:18:17 AM »
I’m here, I’m not a cat...

https://youtu.be/KxlPGPupdd8

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #478 on: February 14, 2021, 02:53:18 PM »
I find it funny when people believe any old bullshit on insta or something.

Like that video of that dog who is having trouble breathing and so they've filmed it lying on a grave and they're saying like

" yeah - we miss her too :( "

And people 100% fall for this horseshit. :lol

All the comments are like " Omg thats so sadddddddd "..



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #479 on: February 16, 2021, 08:04:41 AM »












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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #480 on: February 18, 2021, 09:44:26 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #481 on: February 18, 2021, 09:46:23 AM »
Fantastic.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #482 on: February 20, 2021, 10:02:27 PM »
Really,  you need to do something to give them some flavor:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #483 on: February 21, 2021, 06:29:31 AM »
That's would be hell of an energy boost in the morning.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #484 on: February 21, 2021, 09:30:42 AM »


 :rollin :rollin

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #485 on: February 21, 2021, 09:33:28 AM »
:lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #487 on: February 21, 2021, 07:26:07 PM »
:lol :lol :lol


No idea what that's from, but it's funny as hell.

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« Reply #488 on: February 21, 2021, 07:56:25 PM »
:lol :lol :lol


No idea what that's from, but it's funny as hell.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #489 on: February 21, 2021, 08:27:23 PM »
1-800-Advocat :clap:

Watching that video again, there is so much good stuff in that 40 seconds or whatever it is. Upper-Right Man looks like he is barely awake, totally oblivious to what is going on, or maybe in his field this is a common occurrence, until he hears "I am not a cat" then his eyes open wide, and he chuckles. Lower-Left guy puts his glasses on like a colleague told him of some incredible scientific discovery and he has to see it for himself.
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