The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught

[ReaperKK]

Spare a thought today.

Oh the things we'd find in towels when I ran a hotel. My favorite was a loaded gun, 2nd place was a fairly substantial amount of cocaine.

[King Postwhore]

Never own a blue light if you stay at a hotel.

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

Spare a thought today.

Oh the things we'd find in towels when I ran a hotel. My favorite was a loaded gun, 2nd place was a fairly substantial amount of cocaine.

One time on a shift at a hotel I ran we found a sealed copy of a box set of Black Clouds and Silver Linings

[Stadler]

Never own a blue light if you stay at a hotel.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen was in The Office when Michael Scott wants to have a party in his hotel room and he brings a black light.  The entire scene there's this huge "splat!" over the headboard of the bed.  Hilarious.

[El Barto]

And yet is there anyone among us that hasn't contributed mightily to the plight of the chambermaid? 

[wolfking]

And yet is there anyone among us that hasn't contributed mightily to the plight of the chambermaid? 

Maybe, but I'm a pretty good shot.  Usually get my target.

[King Postwhore]

And yet is there anyone among us that hasn't contributed mightily to the plight of the chambermaid? 

Guilty as charged.

[Stadler]

And yet is there anyone among us that hasn't contributed mightily to the plight of the chambermaid? 

Guilty as charged.

Some nights more than others, but yep.   I try to be considerate, but there are often... complications.

[jammindude]

[pg1067]

The actual building:  https://www.google.com/maps/place/Christian+Science+Society+of+Dixon/@41.841948,-89.4860381,128m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x8809ac1cfeb90c77:0xfaf90d4513ceb1d6!8m2!3d41.8419968!4d-89.4859035!16s%2Fg%2F1q6jyrbk5?hl=en&entry=ttu

[coz]

Nice batch there!  The church is located in DIXON IL!   

[Cool Chris]

Ha that ALF one!

That texting Annie one escaped me. Figured it out with a little online snooping.

[wolfking]

The sausage party one is beyond amazing.  The Alf one too, incredible. 

[Zydar]

Great batch

[Stadler]

Great batch

Agreed.

[Orbert]

That texting Annie one escaped me. Figured it out with a little online snooping.

I can't even figure out how to research this one.  All I see is a person who looks like Michael Jackson, and I don't know who Annie is.

[El Barto]

That texting Annie one escaped me. Figured it out with a little online snooping.

I can't even figure out how to research this one.  All I see is a person who looks like Michael Jackson, and I don't know who Annie is.

I didn't know it until last night, but apparently "Annie are you alright" is pretty much the only lyric in the entire song Smooth Criminal.

[Lonk]

That texting Annie one escaped me. Figured it out with a little online snooping.

I can't even figure out how to research this one.  All I see is a person who looks like Michael Jackson, and I don't know who Annie is.

Smooth Criminal lyrics.

[Orbert]

Thank you!

I've heard of the song, but that's about it.  At least I got the Michael Jackson part right.

[Cool Chris]

I looked up "is Annie okay" and found the answer. I thought their might be a Michael Jackson angle, but while I have heard that song multiple times, mostly unintentionally, I often do not know what he is saying and thus any lyrical references are going to be lost on me.

[cramx3]

That texting Annie one escaped me. Figured it out with a little online snooping.

I can't even figure out how to research this one.  All I see is a person who looks like Michael Jackson, and I don't know who Annie is.

I didn't know it until last night, but apparently "Annie are you alrightOK" is pretty much the only lyric in the entire song Smooth Criminal.

  song had a revival by the Alien Ant Farm cover in the early 2000s.  I think I heard that version before the MJ original.

Great batch

+1

[Orbert]

Well, I hope Annie is okay.  She seems like a nice person, and I wouldn't want anything to happen to her.

[pg1067]

I looked up "is Annie okay" and found the answer. I thought their might be a Michael Jackson angle, but while I have heard that song multiple times, mostly unintentionally, I often do not know what he is saying and thus any lyrical references are going to be lost on me.

Some band did a cover of the song about 15 years ago, and I discovered the MJ song that way.  It's one of the few things that he did that I like.

Well, I hope Annie is okay.  She seems like a nice person, and I wouldn't want anything to happen to her.

I mean...she was struck by a smooth criminal.  While I suppose that's better than being struck by a rough or bristly criminal, it still can't have been good.  That said, it happened more than four decades ago, so I have to assume she's ok now (although my understanding is that "Annie" was actually a CPR dummy).

[Adami]

Well, I hope Annie is okay.  She seems like a nice person, and I wouldn't want anything to happen to her.

Sadly, I do not believe is okay. She was, reportedly hit by, she was...struck by....a smooth criminal.

[Orbert]

Well, shit.  I looked up the lyrics.  He left bloodstains on the carpet, and she doesn't respond to repeated queries as to her wellbeing.  Doesn't sound too good for Annie.




Oh well.  I didn't really like her, really.

[pg1067]

I didn't really like her, really.

I guess she didn't fill up your senses.

[Orbert]

Hey, that night in the forest was amazing, magical, special, exhausting.  But afterwards...


I'd rather not talk about it.

[Indiscipline]

Great batch. It took me 5 minutes to "not see" Alf.

[Jamesman42]

If you were a teenager in the 2000s like me, you'd know Smooth Criminal with this awesome cover: link

[TAC]

If you were a teenager in the 2000s like me, you'd know Smooth Criminal with this awesome cover: link

Don't even have to click the link to know that is the awesome video by the great Alien Ant Farm, and let's just say that I was NOT a teenager in the 2000's.

[Metro]

This post sponsored by Virginia.

[ReaperKK]

If you were a teenager in the 2000s like me, you'd know Smooth Criminal with this awesome cover: link

Don't even have to click the link to know that is the awesome video by the great Alien Ant Farm, and let's just say that I was NOT a teenager in the 2000's.

Like Tim I knew exactly what this was going to be, and I was a teenager in the early 2000's

[DragonAttack]

Not the first thing we (and others) immediately thought of when seeing this on NASA's Fbook page   

"The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, initially known as the HAV 304, is a hybrid airship crafted by the British company Hybrid Air Vehicles (HAV). This unique aircraft features a helium airship structure along with supplementary wing and tail components. It utilizes a combination of aerostatic and aerodynamic lift principles for flight and is driven by four ducted propellers powered by diesel engines."




https://www.facebook.com/groups/326916019733179/permalink/410794271345353/

(oh, and thanks for the pix presented here the last couple weeks (years)

[Jamesman42]

This unique aircraft features a helium

More like heliYUM

[TAC]

Not the first thing we (and others) immediately thought of when seeing this on NASA's Fbook page   

"The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, initially known as the HAV 304, is a hybrid airship crafted by the British company Hybrid Air Vehicles (HAV). This unique aircraft features a helium airship structure along with supplementary wing and tail components. It utilizes a combination of aerostatic and aerodynamic lift principles for flight and is driven by four ducted propellers powered by diesel engines."




https://www.facebook.com/groups/326916019733179/permalink/410794271345353/

(oh, and thanks for the pix presented here the last couple weeks (years)

Are you sure it wasn't NASSA's FB page?