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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3570 on: January 22, 2024, 06:32:35 AM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3571 on: January 22, 2024, 11:12:46 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3572 on: January 22, 2024, 02:53:39 PM »
Thanks so much for ruining how I pronounce that man's name forever.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3573 on: January 22, 2024, 03:09:34 PM »
Thanks so much for ruining how I pronounce that man's name forever.

Why, how have you been pronouncing Beethfridge?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3574 on: January 22, 2024, 03:49:22 PM »
Thanks so much for ruining how I pronounce that man's name forever.

The proper pronunciation:  https://youtu.be/AeD-zsjxLZw?si=vvVWnfdd08H7wTqB&t=27
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3575 on: January 22, 2024, 04:01:35 PM »
Thanks so much for ruining how I pronounce that man's name forever.

Fortunately, I don't think he's going to give a shit how you pronounce his name.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3576 on: January 22, 2024, 06:00:25 PM »
Why not, I hope to meet him some day.

Edit: Oh no, he's dead.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3577 on: January 22, 2024, 06:56:30 PM »
Ok, the Batman one... did the artist really need to write BAT BOY on the back of the kid's jersey? Did he think we would be confused and not get the joke otherwise? Sometimes they make the joke obvious to the point where it diminishes the humor.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3578 on: January 23, 2024, 12:00:18 AM »
Ok, the Batman one... did the artist really need to write BAT BOY on the back of the kid's jersey? Did he think we would be confused and not get the joke otherwise? Sometimes they make the joke obvious to the point where it diminishes the humor.

Maybe it's for the few of us who don't know anything about baseball.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3579 on: January 23, 2024, 02:45:07 AM »
Ok, the Batman one... did the artist really need to write BAT BOY on the back of the kid's jersey? Did he think we would be confused and not get the joke otherwise? Sometimes they make the joke obvious to the point where it diminishes the humor.

I guess the artist just didn't want anyone spending too much time overthinking the joke........
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3580 on: January 23, 2024, 06:10:04 AM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3581 on: January 23, 2024, 10:11:40 AM »
Ok, the Batman one... did the artist really need to write BAT BOY on the back of the kid's jersey? Did he think we would be confused and not get the joke otherwise? Sometimes they make the joke obvious to the point where it diminishes the humor.

I understand where you're going with this, but (1) bat boys often have "bat boy" on their jerseys (as per DA's photo), and (2) without the words, it wouldn't be clear that the person in the the baseball uniform holding a baseball bat wasn't a player.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3582 on: January 23, 2024, 06:27:07 PM »
Ok, the Batman one... did the artist really need to write BAT BOY on the back of the kid's jersey? Did he think we would be confused and not get the joke otherwise? Sometimes they make the joke obvious to the point where it diminishes the humor.

I understand where you're going with this, but (1) bat boys often have "bat boy" on their jerseys (as per DA's photo), and (2) without the words, it wouldn't be clear that the person in the the baseball uniform holding a baseball bat wasn't a player.

I had not thought about (1). Did not know that was the case. (2) Having grown up following the game and playing in to high school, it would be obvious to me a small boyish looking figure holding a bat would be the bat boy.

Irrelevant, but one summer I was a bat boy for the, at the time, Oakland A's AA affiliate.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3583 on: January 24, 2024, 02:47:34 AM »
Ok, the Batman one... did the artist really need to write BAT BOY on the back of the kid's jersey? Did he think we would be confused and not get the joke otherwise? Sometimes they make the joke obvious to the point where it diminishes the humor.

I understand where you're going with this, but (1) bat boys often have "bat boy" on their jerseys (as per DA's photo), and (2) without the words, it wouldn't be clear that the person in the the baseball uniform holding a baseball bat wasn't a player.

I had not thought about (1). Did not know that was the case. (2) Having grown up following the game and playing in to high school, it would be obvious to me a small boyish looking figure holding a bat would be the bat boy.

Irrelevant, but one summer I was a bat boy for the, at the time, Oakland A's AA affiliate.

Q: What is the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
A: I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.


Now this is my kind of humor.  :metal :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3585 on: January 24, 2024, 06:35:14 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3587 on: January 24, 2024, 07:56:45 AM »
Ok, the Batman one... did the artist really need to write BAT BOY on the back of the kid's jersey? Did he think we would be confused and not get the joke otherwise? Sometimes they make the joke obvious to the point where it diminishes the humor.

I understand where you're going with this, but (1) bat boys often have "bat boy" on their jerseys (as per DA's photo), and (2) without the words, it wouldn't be clear that the person in the the baseball uniform holding a baseball bat wasn't a player.

I had not thought about (1). Did not know that was the case. (2) Having grown up following the game and playing in to high school, it would be obvious to me a small boyish looking figure holding a bat would be the bat boy.

Irrelevant, but one summer I was a bat boy for the, at the time, Oakland A's AA affiliate.

Q: What is the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
A: I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3589 on: January 24, 2024, 09:17:19 AM »

Q: What is the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
A: I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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« Reply #3590 on: January 24, 2024, 10:03:46 AM »
Q: What is the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
A: I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3591 on: January 24, 2024, 06:41:52 PM »
Y'all really hearing that one for the first time? Some sheltered lives you all lead man.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3592 on: January 24, 2024, 06:45:20 PM »
Y'all really hearing that one for the first time? Some sheltered lives you all lead man.

To be fair, you probably have heard more food humor than most people.
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« Reply #3593 on: January 24, 2024, 08:24:31 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3594 on: January 24, 2024, 09:35:00 PM »
Y'all really hearing that one for the first time? Some sheltered lives you all lead man.

It's true, I've never had a Garbanzo bean.  Definitely more familiar with chick pea. 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3595 on: January 24, 2024, 11:43:34 PM »
Y'all really hearing that one for the first time? Some sheltered lives you all lead man.

It's true, I've never had a Garbanzo bean.  Definitely more familiar with chick pea.
Same thing.
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« Reply #3596 on: January 25, 2024, 02:59:38 AM »
Y'all really hearing that one for the first time? Some sheltered lives you all lead man.

It's true, I've never had a Garbanzo bean.  Definitely more familiar with chick pea.
Same thing.

Ah.......I was referencing that joke again.  Maybe I needed a better delivery.
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« Reply #3597 on: January 25, 2024, 07:50:11 AM »
Y'all really hearing that one for the first time? Some sheltered lives you all lead man.

It's true, I've never had a Garbanzo bean.  Definitely more familiar with chick pea.
Same thing.

Ah.......I was referencing that joke again.  Maybe I needed a better delivery.
See, I figured you were. I was trying to be more dry with my humor, what with all the chick pea flying around...
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3598 on: January 29, 2024, 02:19:26 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3599 on: January 30, 2024, 02:53:28 AM »
Y'all really hearing that one for the first time? Some sheltered lives you all lead man.

It's true, I've never had a Garbanzo bean.  Definitely more familiar with chick pea.
Same thing.

Ah.......I was referencing that joke again.  Maybe I needed a better delivery.
See, I figured you were. I was trying to be more dry with my humor, what with all the chick pea flying around...

Ah ha, I can kinda see that now!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3600 on: January 30, 2024, 07:17:47 AM »
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« Reply #3601 on: January 30, 2024, 08:37:29 AM »
Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

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« Reply #3602 on: January 30, 2024, 10:31:07 AM »
Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You'll get jurasskicked.

And you’ll be a little dinosore.
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« Reply #3603 on: January 30, 2024, 10:41:12 AM »
Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You'll get jurasskicked.
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