It's camoflage. Doesn't she watch those Busch Lite commercials where the guy dressed like a rock (not THE Rock, but A rock) nabs the beer?
Haha.
Okay, text funny, and at my expense. I get up this morning to help my stepson get ready for school, first day of remote learning, and I'm sort of the "Apple" guy in my house. So I'm downstairs and I put the coffee cup in the Keurig and hit "go!". I look over and I see it overflowing, and I'm like "something's off". I go and look and see that it's the right size - 10oz. - and yet.. overflow. It dawns on me... I PUT THE CUP IN UPSIDE DOWN. So the full cup ends up in the overflow catch and on the counter. SHIT. So I make another cup and I cut some banana bread to toast. All fine, I check on my kid, and go to work.
Now, we had to replace our TV because the thingamabob that controls the doodad shit the bed, so I had a box for a 70" TV that I was going to put downstairs. I couldn't fit it around the corner no matter how I twisted it, so it was ON the stairs, leaning to the side. I'm going down the steps with my hot coffee and toasted banana bread, and I step on my shoelace and trip, falling onto the box. Coffee everywhere, including on me and soaked in the banana bread, and a stiff cardboard box shoved in my nethers.
Insult to injury? There was a company-wide software push update over the weekend so all my automatic log-ins had to be done over. Insult to the insult to injury? I go back upstairs to get a replacement cup of coffee (the third of the day) and out of frustration I pick up the box and kind of twist it in mock throw... and it goes right through the side door where I wanted it to go. It didn't have to be there in the first place!
I was THISCLOSE to going back to bed at that point. THISCLOSE.