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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #315 on: November 20, 2020, 08:14:20 AM »
Also the face SW fans make when you tell them Star Wars is the single most over-rated *anything* ever.

I genuinely believe so.

The original Trilogy was *OK*. The prequels were AWFUL and the new trilogy is just *OK* again.

People love Rogue One for some reason only because of that fan wank Vader/Lightsaber scene and Solo was a flop.

This is *NOT* having a go at anyone who enjoys it obviously.


No one would enjoy The Mandalorian if it wasn't for "Baby Yoda." And I feel, the creators know this as well.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #316 on: November 20, 2020, 08:16:06 AM »
Also the face SW fans make when you tell them Star Wars is the single most over-rated *anything* ever.

I genuinely believe so.

The original Trilogy was *OK*. The prequels were AWFUL and the new trilogy is just *OK* again.

People love Rogue One for some reason only because of that fan wank Vader/Lightsaber scene and Solo was a flop.

This is *NOT* having a go at anyone who enjoys it obviously.


No one would enjoy The Mandalorian if it wasn't for "Baby Yoda." And I feel, the creators know this as well.

I would.


Also how did this become a bash Star Wars thread?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #317 on: November 20, 2020, 10:34:58 AM »
Because i'm just REACTING to a pic  ;D and i'm not the kind of d*ck to bash SW in the SW thread.

FWIW - I loved The Force Awakens and The Rise Of Skywalker. I was as ambivalent on TLJ as everyone else

but I didn't HATE the new trilogy. Anyone that says they're somehow WORSE than the prequels needs to be laughed at.

The sequel trilogy has bad SCRIPTS - but in literally every other department they're superior.

I actually WANTED The Rise of Skywalker to be complete schlock. JJ should have just gone for it.

I wanted Red Letter Media's time travel theory to be true. It would have been hilariously entertaining.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #318 on: November 20, 2020, 11:51:37 AM »
I think - respectfully - you're overestimating "what you like" as far as what resonates with the zeitgeist.  They may be "ok", but Seth Meyers - who I patently do not like - made a good point when he said (to Mark Hamill) that it's amazing all the things that we take for granted in our lexicon that weren't ever heard of before Star Wars.  "Lightsabres". "The Death Star".   "Blasters".  This franchise - whether it meets your muster as far as film - resonates with a generation (or more than one, actually).  I saw it in the theaters as a kid - I was 10 - with my dad.  First time he ever took me to a movie.  First movie I've ever seen multiple times in the theater.   To this day, the original is - for nostalgic and personal reasons - my second favorite film ever.

In my office, I have a shelf on which is a small stereo to listen to music.  Next to the player:


I have a set of shelves behind me for books.  On there (next to my lamp I bought at the bazaar in Istanbul, and my Kiss Dollar Bill my mom gave me):


You can say it sucks all you want, but at some point we have to face that it lasted in the lexicon for SOME reason.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #319 on: November 20, 2020, 12:32:13 PM »
what a load of rubbish about Star Wars being bad
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #320 on: November 20, 2020, 01:57:27 PM »
Star Wars is like football ( British football )

If you say you hate it - people look at like you like you just punched their baby.

I'd take the three kelvin Star trek movies over the three new films any day.

Ok - I don't *HATE* Star Wars. i just don't GET it. And ys I saw Episode IV when I was very young.

It didn't help that I saw The Wrath Of Khan first - and it blew my mind.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #321 on: November 20, 2020, 02:16:54 PM »
I'd take the three kelvin Star trek movies over the three new films any day.

What is a "kelvin Star [T]rek movie[]"?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #322 on: November 20, 2020, 02:38:10 PM »
I'd take the three kelvin Star trek movies over the three new films any day.

What is a "kelvin Star [T]rek movie[]"?

2009 and on.  The newer movies.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #323 on: November 20, 2020, 02:51:27 PM »
sTar Trek (2009) - about equal to The Force Awakens


sTar Trek InTo Darkness (2013) - way more fun and entertaining than the lasT jedi


sTar Trek beyond ( 2016 ) - miles better than The rise of skywalker


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #324 on: November 24, 2020, 05:57:23 AM »
Funny stuff, you say?















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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #325 on: November 25, 2020, 03:33:57 AM »
 :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #326 on: November 25, 2020, 05:26:38 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #327 on: November 25, 2020, 05:33:02 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #329 on: November 29, 2020, 04:41:54 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #330 on: November 29, 2020, 10:02:42 AM »
Imagine having all the access to art supplies, and choosing to draw that.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #332 on: November 29, 2020, 10:57:02 AM »
I'm not surprised in the least
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #333 on: November 29, 2020, 11:00:25 AM »
:lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #334 on: November 29, 2020, 07:11:28 PM »
Looks like my services aren't needed here....  :) :) ;)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #335 on: November 29, 2020, 07:57:14 PM »
Looks like my services aren't needed here....  :) :) ;)

Yup, that grenade's been jumped on already.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #336 on: November 30, 2020, 02:47:33 AM »
Just read this on twitter

" Intentional weight loss is inherently fatphobic."

 :rollin :rollin

Next someone will post - with complete seriousness that - " Eating food is offensive to people who are starving "

or " Wearing glasses is deliberately laughing at people who cannot see ".

It'd be really nice if in 2021 - the whole 'snowflake' 'triggered' 'outraged' FAD could just die.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #337 on: November 30, 2020, 08:59:56 AM »
Argument, the presentation of reasonable views, never makes headway against conviction, and conviction takes no part in argument because it knows.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #338 on: December 02, 2020, 07:38:10 AM »



I'm with the cat here.
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #339 on: December 02, 2020, 09:42:00 AM »
I'm with the cat here.

That's how I read it.   :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #340 on: December 02, 2020, 10:21:12 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #341 on: December 02, 2020, 03:14:26 PM »
I am so over that meme, but I gotta admit Papal Cat did elicit a grin from me.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #343 on: December 09, 2020, 05:38:35 PM »
The struggle is real  :lol :heart

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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #346 on: December 11, 2020, 10:12:37 AM »
Argument, the presentation of reasonable views, never makes headway against conviction, and conviction takes no part in argument because it knows.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #347 on: December 11, 2020, 01:36:09 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #349 on: December 13, 2020, 08:01:29 PM »
Eh, she deserved worse than a pie for being that dumb.

Hard to beat the classics:

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