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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #280 on: October 31, 2020, 08:21:13 PM »
It's really the "SCORE" institute.  AMIRITE?!

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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #283 on: November 06, 2020, 02:04:35 PM »
People tend to pull their babies in closer and away from me when I show up, but I'd be all over this.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #284 on: November 06, 2020, 03:17:56 PM »
 :lol

I'm using that!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #285 on: November 06, 2020, 04:14:19 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #286 on: November 07, 2020, 06:33:38 AM »
 :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #288 on: November 10, 2020, 03:15:47 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #289 on: November 10, 2020, 04:29:22 PM »


Ya know what is funny? The dudes who actually do this no nut november  :rollin

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #290 on: November 10, 2020, 06:33:28 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #291 on: November 10, 2020, 06:36:53 PM »
I don't get it.

And I had to look up no nut November, which is apparently, and mind-boggingly, a thing.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #292 on: November 10, 2020, 06:48:10 PM »
I don't get it.

And I had to look up no nut November, which is apparently, and mind-boggingly, a thing.

They're all proud of not cumming in Nov, but Santa only does once a year.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #293 on: November 10, 2020, 07:19:17 PM »
Who are these "they" people you speak of? Monks?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #294 on: November 10, 2020, 08:20:24 PM »
Who are these "they" people you speak of? Monks?

 :lol

Personally, I believe 99% of those who talk about NNN are just fucking around, and the 1% who take it seriously and claim they did it are lying.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #295 on: November 10, 2020, 08:22:56 PM »
Who are these "they" people you speak of? Monks?

 :lol

Personally, I believe 99% of those who talk about NNN are just fucking around, and the 1% who take it seriously and claim they did it are lying.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #296 on: November 10, 2020, 09:26:39 PM »
Who are these "they" people you speak of? Monks?

 :lol

Personally, I believe 99% of those who talk about NNN are just fucking around, and the 1% who take it seriously and claim they did it are lying.
I lost no nut November on November 1st.  :corn

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #297 on: November 11, 2020, 08:29:00 AM »
Who are these "they" people you speak of? Monks?

 :lol

Personally, I believe 99% of those who talk about NNN are just fucking around, and the 1% who take it seriously and claim they did it are lying.

It's amazing to me that it seems like 99% of the people who talk about it aren't involving other people in the discussion, if you follow me. 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #298 on: November 11, 2020, 09:33:42 AM »
Who are these "they" people you speak of? Monks?

 :lol

Personally, I believe 99% of those who talk about NNN are just fucking around, and the 1% who take it seriously and claim they did it are lying.
I lost no nut November on November 1st.  :corn


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #299 on: November 11, 2020, 09:45:10 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #300 on: November 11, 2020, 09:46:34 AM »
I don't get it.

The collective noun for crows is "murder."  Just as you might refer to "a pride of lions," "a pod of whales," or "a parliament of owls," you would refer to "a murder of crows."


And I had to look up no nut November, which is apparently, and mind-boggingly, a thing.

I'd never heard of it either (although I have heard of "Movember," which is apparently a thing where some guys don't shave during November for some reason).
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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« Reply #302 on: November 11, 2020, 08:23:33 PM »
I don't get it.

The collective noun for crows is "murder."  Just as you might refer to "a pride of lions," "a pod of whales," or "a parliament of owls," you would refer to "a murder of crows."

Ha, I knew that, but somehow got it in my head those were ravens.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #303 on: November 11, 2020, 09:01:18 PM »
I don't get it.

The collective noun for crows is "murder."  Just as you might refer to "a pride of lions," "a pod of whales," or "a parliament of owls," you would refer to "a murder of crows."

Ha, I knew that, but somehow got it in my head those were ravens.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #304 on: November 11, 2020, 10:11:42 PM »
I don't get it.

The collective noun for crows is "murder."  Just as you might refer to "a pride of lions," "a pod of whales," or "a parliament of owls," you would refer to "a murder of crows."

Ha, I knew that, but somehow got it in my head those were ravens.

Bet you don’t make that mistake nevermore.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #305 on: November 12, 2020, 09:12:06 AM »
Not really funny, but I fucking love everything about it.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #306 on: November 12, 2020, 09:34:06 AM »
Excellent stuff.  Think I'd seen that a long time ago
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« Reply #307 on: November 19, 2020, 04:28:02 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #308 on: November 19, 2020, 06:43:28 PM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #309 on: November 20, 2020, 03:50:02 AM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #310 on: November 20, 2020, 05:28:23 AM »
Yeah, but the look on Kyle's face!  There's a hidden torture there.

The 'murican flags were a nice touch.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #311 on: November 20, 2020, 05:49:09 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #312 on: November 20, 2020, 05:58:13 AM »
Also the face SW fans make when you tell them Star Wars is the single most over-rated *anything* ever.

I genuinely believe so.

The original Trilogy was *OK*. The prequels were AWFUL and the new trilogy is just *OK* again.

People love Rogue One for some reason only because of that fan wank Vader/Lightsaber scene and Solo was a flop.

This is *NOT* having a go at anyone who enjoys it obviously.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #313 on: November 20, 2020, 06:16:10 AM »
Also the face SW fans make when you tell them Star Wars is the single most over-rated *anything* ever.

I genuinely believe so.

The original Trilogy was *OK*. The prequels were AWFUL and the new trilogy is just *OK* again.

People love Rogue One for some reason only because of that fan wank Vader/Lightsaber scene and Solo was a flop.

This is *NOT* having a go at anyone who enjoys it obviously.

Kotowboy bringin the funny.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #314 on: November 20, 2020, 06:53:04 AM »
Nah SW obsessives is the joke  ;D