Author Topic: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught (Read 174396 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #210 on:** October 19, 2020, 01:24:47 PM »

Quote from: Ben_Jamin on October 19, 2020, 11:59:32 AM

Quote from: Kotowboy on October 19, 2020, 06:14:41 AM
I'd much rather go see Metallica live and hear 4 guys playing their instruments as a band - than any of those modern metal bands where they have a click and backing tracks and the whole setlist is pre

programmed and they have the exact album guitar tone and tempo etc etc. You may as well just turn the CD up super loud in your bedroom.

Isn't there a Laughing Slapping Face emoji...

Ben_Jamin · « **Reply #211 on:** October 19, 2020, 03:53:08 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on October 19, 2020, 01:24:47 PM

Quote from: Ben_Jamin on October 19, 2020, 11:59:32 AM
Quote from: Kotowboy on October 19, 2020, 06:14:41 AM
I'd much rather go see Metallica live and hear 4 guys playing their instruments as a band - than any of those modern metal bands where they have a click and backing tracks and the whole setlist is pre

programmed and they have the exact album guitar tone and tempo etc etc. You may as well just turn the CD up super loud in your bedroom.

Isn't there a Laughing Slapping Face emoji...

I didn't want to search for the code.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #212 on:** October 19, 2020, 03:56:42 PM »

Yes

But I stand by what i said. My friends band had their whole set on computer. They were all on a grid. No room for improv AT ALL. The MIDI even changed their guitar tunings between songs

and played backing vocals and samples at the right time so everything HAD to line up .

They all played AXE FX too so they basically were just playing the CD over the PA.

pg1067 · « **Reply #213 on:** October 19, 2020, 04:32:21 PM »

Hopefully someone will return this thread to what the title says at some point.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #214 on:** October 19, 2020, 04:50:12 PM »

WHY DID THE SCARECROW WIN AN AWARD

BECAUE HE WAS OUT STANDING IN HIS FIELD

TAC · « **Reply #215 on:** October 19, 2020, 04:52:38 PM »

Quote from: Kotowboy on October 19, 2020, 04:50:12 PM

WHY DID THE SCARECROW WIN AN AWARD

BECAUE HE WAS OUT STANDING IN HIS FIELD

There are some that might think that's funny.

Me making a strawman's argument.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #216 on:** October 19, 2020, 04:54:41 PM »

NO NEED TO CROW ABOUT IT

TAC · « **Reply #217 on:** October 19, 2020, 04:59:48 PM »

Don't Heckel me.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #218 on:** October 19, 2020, 05:17:25 PM »

TAC · « **Reply #219 on:** October 19, 2020, 06:18:40 PM »

You're not ready to bale are you?

emtee · « **Reply #220 on:** October 20, 2020, 06:46:11 AM »

Poor Jeffrey Toobin. Those zoom calls must get a guy uncontrollably aroused.

His name is now a verb. From this day forward, when a dude gets busted, they'll say he was caught Toobining.

Stadler · « **Reply #221 on:** October 20, 2020, 07:38:24 AM »

Quote from: Kotowboy on October 19, 2020, 04:50:12 PM

WHY DID THE SCARECROW WIN AN AWARD

BECAUE HE WAS OUT STANDING IN HIS FIELD

That was a favorite joke of my dad for a long time. Thought it was the funniest thing ever. (His was "You know what they say about the farmer....")

Zydar · « **Reply #222 on:** October 20, 2020, 07:50:52 AM »

An old classic.

Stadler · « **Reply #223 on:** October 20, 2020, 07:54:37 AM »

I love that one.

hunnus2000 · « **Reply #224 on:** October 20, 2020, 07:59:18 AM »

Quote from: emtee on October 20, 2020, 06:46:11 AM

Poor Jeffrey Toobin. Those zoom calls must get a guy uncontrollably aroused.

His name is now a verb. From this day forward, when a dude gets busted, they'll say he was caught Toobining.

I'm actually jealous, my Zoom/WebEx calls are not nearly as exciting as his.

Stadler · « **Reply #225 on:** October 20, 2020, 08:06:51 AM »

Quote from: hunnus2000 on October 20, 2020, 07:59:18 AM

Quote from: emtee on October 20, 2020, 06:46:11 AM
Poor Jeffrey Toobin. Those zoom calls must get a guy uncontrollably aroused.

His name is now a verb. From this day forward, when a dude gets busted, they'll say he was caught Toobining.

I'm actually jealous, my Zoom/WebEx calls are not nearly as exciting as his.

Hasn't (to my knowledge) come out as to who was on the other side of the call; the mind boggles at what they might have been "discussing".

Kotowboy · « **Reply #226 on:** October 20, 2020, 09:19:20 AM »

Quote from: Zydar on October 20, 2020, 07:50:52 AM

An old classic.

I dunno why - but pics like that when one person is only just in frame make it extra funny to me. I don't even know why. Like that one with the two melons

and one is saying " i cantaloupe " and he's only half in the frame - it just makes it funnier to me. Perhaps someone else can explain it.

emtee · « **Reply #227 on:** October 20, 2020, 09:35:22 AM »

Quote from: Stadler on October 20, 2020, 08:06:51 AM

Quote from: hunnus2000 on October 20, 2020, 07:59:18 AM
Quote from: emtee on October 20, 2020, 06:46:11 AM
Poor Jeffrey Toobin. Those zoom calls must get a guy uncontrollably aroused.

His name is now a verb. From this day forward, when a dude gets busted, they'll say he was caught Toobining.

I'm actually jealous, my Zoom/WebEx calls are not nearly as exciting as his.

Hasn't (to my knowledge) come out as to who was on the other side of the call; the mind boggles at what they might have been "discussing".

What I read was it was the magazine staff..New Yorker I think, and they were role-playing election result coverage. Each of them played a different role. Can't remember Toobin's role. In essence, they were practicing for election night.

El Barto · « **Reply #228 on:** October 20, 2020, 09:41:56 AM »

Quote from: Stadler on October 20, 2020, 08:06:51 AM

Quote from: hunnus2000 on October 20, 2020, 07:59:18 AM
Quote from: emtee on October 20, 2020, 06:46:11 AM
Poor Jeffrey Toobin. Those zoom calls must get a guy uncontrollably aroused.

His name is now a verb. From this day forward, when a dude gets busted, they'll say he was caught Toobining.

I'm actually jealous, my Zoom/WebEx calls are not nearly as exciting as his.
Hasn't (to my knowledge) come out as to who was on the other side of the call; the mind boggles at what they might have been "discussing".

The New Yorker people called a break on their Zoom call. He switched over to a naughtier call, unaware that he was live on both. Hilarity ensued. Basically, this was just a stupid boner. He clearly wasn't looking to get a rise out of his coworkers. He just didn't handle himself appropriately.

emtee · « **Reply #229 on:** October 20, 2020, 10:16:42 AM »

*Golf clap*

hunnus2000 · « **Reply #230 on:** October 20, 2020, 11:28:15 AM »

Quote from: El Barto on October 20, 2020, 09:41:56 AM

Quote from: Stadler on October 20, 2020, 08:06:51 AM
Quote from: hunnus2000 on October 20, 2020, 07:59:18 AM
Quote from: emtee on October 20, 2020, 06:46:11 AM
Poor Jeffrey Toobin. Those zoom calls must get a guy uncontrollably aroused.

His name is now a verb. From this day forward, when a dude gets busted, they'll say he was caught Toobining.

I'm actually jealous, my Zoom/WebEx calls are not nearly as exciting as his.
Hasn't (to my knowledge) come out as to who was on the other side of the call; the mind boggles at what they might have been "discussing".
The New Yorker people called a break on their Zoom call. He switched over to a naughtier call, unaware that he was live on both. Hilarity ensued. Basically, this was just a stupid boner. He clearly wasn't looking to get a rise out of his coworkers. He just didn't handle himself appropriately.

Heh, heh... You said boner!!! Heh, heh.......

Ben_Jamin · « **Reply #231 on:** October 20, 2020, 12:56:38 PM »

Quote from: El Barto on October 20, 2020, 09:41:56 AM

Quote from: Stadler on October 20, 2020, 08:06:51 AM
Quote from: hunnus2000 on October 20, 2020, 07:59:18 AM
Quote from: emtee on October 20, 2020, 06:46:11 AM
Poor Jeffrey Toobin. Those zoom calls must get a guy uncontrollably aroused.

His name is now a verb. From this day forward, when a dude gets busted, they'll say he was caught Toobining.

I'm actually jealous, my Zoom/WebEx calls are not nearly as exciting as his.
Hasn't (to my knowledge) come out as to who was on the other side of the call; the mind boggles at what they might have been "discussing".
The New Yorker people called a break on their Zoom call. He switched over to a naughtier call, unaware that he was live on both. Hilarity ensued. Basically, this was just a stupid boner. He clearly wasn't looking to get a rise out of his coworkers. He just didn't handle himself appropriately.

You sure you don't mean raise?...

Stadler · « **Reply #232 on:** October 21, 2020, 07:05:34 AM »

He said "handle"....

lonestar · « **Reply #233 on:** October 24, 2020, 01:26:43 PM »

ich bin besser · « **Reply #234 on:** October 24, 2020, 02:23:03 PM »

Hmm, a penis does not have a bone...

lonestar · « **Reply #235 on:** October 24, 2020, 02:53:46 PM »

DTF, it takes them only one post to ruin a good joke.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #236 on:** October 24, 2020, 03:23:22 PM »

Kotowboy · « **Reply #237 on:** October 24, 2020, 05:07:03 PM »

Its funny because he means his penis.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #238 on:** October 24, 2020, 07:39:16 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on October 24, 2020, 02:53:46 PM

DTF, it takes them only one post to ruin a good joke.

Surprised it wasn't Stadler pointing out the error in the joke.

BTW, I lol'd at the joke.

Stadler · « **Reply #239 on:** October 25, 2020, 12:44:06 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on October 24, 2020, 07:39:16 PM

Quote from: lonestar on October 24, 2020, 02:53:46 PM
DTF, it takes them only one post to ruin a good joke.

Surprised it wasn't Stadler pointing out the error in the joke.

BTW, I lol'd at the joke.

Not with a penis joke. I'm not an animal.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #240 on:** October 25, 2020, 02:51:44 PM »

Quote from: Stadler on October 25, 2020, 12:44:06 PM

Quote from: jingle.boy on October 24, 2020, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: lonestar on October 24, 2020, 02:53:46 PM
DTF, it takes them only one post to ruin a good joke.

Surprised it wasn't Stadler pointing out the error in the joke.

BTW, I lol'd at the joke.

Not with a penis joke. I'm not an animal.

Never trust a man that denies it.

Zydar · « **Reply #241 on:** October 26, 2020, 03:58:59 AM »

Kotowboy · « **Reply #242 on:** October 26, 2020, 04:16:30 AM »

Especially if it's WITH MeatLoaf.

Imagine S&M with Meat Loaf and the safe word is also Meat Loaf. Hilarity ensues !

Zydar · « **Reply #243 on:** October 26, 2020, 04:18:04 AM »

Yeah that's no paradise by the dashboard light.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #244 on:** October 26, 2020, 05:38:50 AM »

Oh for cryin out loud!

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Author Topic: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught (Read 174396 times)