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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1995 on: September 01, 2022, 10:12:00 AM »
Pft. Socialist.

I'm seeing red, if only because I'm surrounded by all these flags.

Does it hurt your head?  Was it maybe something you read?

I wonder if he'll get it?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1996 on: September 01, 2022, 10:49:33 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1997 on: September 01, 2022, 11:06:25 AM »
Love a good Electric Light Orchestra reference.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1998 on: September 01, 2022, 11:15:53 AM »


Who?  Well, they have "orchestra" in the name, so chances are, I probably heard them on my family radio when I was a youngster. 
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« Reply #2000 on: September 09, 2022, 10:30:23 AM »
Me no get it.

I recognize Liz and Chuck, but who are the other two?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2001 on: September 09, 2022, 10:34:41 AM »
Me no get it.

I recognize Liz and Chuck, but who are the other two?

They changed prime ministers the same week Elizabeth died.
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« Reply #2002 on: September 09, 2022, 03:54:27 PM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2003 on: September 09, 2022, 05:57:46 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2004 on: September 09, 2022, 05:59:49 PM »


Who?  Well, they have "orchestra" in the name, so chances are, I probably heard them on my family radio when I was a youngster.











These are both great!




Hilarious! :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2005 on: September 12, 2022, 08:32:15 AM »






Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #2006 on: September 23, 2022, 05:12:39 AM »







Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #2007 on: September 23, 2022, 06:16:18 AM »
All four of those are quality.  Nice batch!  Taste the peaness!   :)

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« Reply #2008 on: September 23, 2022, 07:28:26 AM »
That last one is the goddamn truth.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2010 on: October 01, 2022, 02:10:05 PM »
So apparently this fisherman caught a bunch of fish that had swallowed lead weights during a tournament.  My favorite taunt, "Where's your crown now?!?"   :lol

NSFW - lots of swearing.  Here all this time I thought fishing was a tranquil endeavor. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ung4qEQTaN0
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2011 on: October 01, 2022, 02:43:38 PM »
So apparently this fisherman caught a bunch of fish that had swallowed lead weights during a tournament.  My favorite taunt, "Where's your crown now?!?"   :lol

NSFW - lots of swearing.  Here all this time I thought fishing was a tranquil endeavor. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ung4qEQTaN0

What they did is really messed up. They've apparently won many tournaments and even have sponsorships.

It's hilarious because when you get too greedy the harder the fall from grace will be. And this fall from grace is now viewable by everyone around the world.

This may also lead to some possible harsher regulations in the sport of fishing.

I found the full video leading up to the reveal. It is way more impactful witnessing it all unfold.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2012 on: October 01, 2022, 02:57:13 PM »
So apparently this fisherman caught a bunch of fish that had swallowed lead weights during a tournament.  My favorite taunt, "Where's your crown now?!?"   :lol

NSFW - lots of swearing.  Here all this time I thought fishing was a tranquil endeavor. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ung4qEQTaN0

The judges thought something seemed fishy.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2013 on: October 01, 2022, 03:43:46 PM »
So apparently this fisherman caught a bunch of fish that had swallowed lead weights during a tournament.  My favorite taunt, "Where's your crown now?!?"   :lol

NSFW - lots of swearing.  Here all this time I thought fishing was a tranquil endeavor. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ung4qEQTaN0

The judges thought something seemed fishy.

LoL - Great dad joke!   :D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2014 on: October 01, 2022, 05:26:00 PM »
Damn...that's some shady ass shit... I'm amazed at the restraint everyone showed by not beating his ass on the spot, though I'm sure he got bounced around at some point.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2015 on: October 03, 2022, 06:40:00 AM »
What's the internal temperature of a Tautaun?









Luke warm.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2016 on: October 03, 2022, 08:30:04 AM »
What's the internal temperature of a Tautaun?









Luke warm.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2017 on: October 03, 2022, 10:58:34 AM »
What's the internal temperature of a Tautaun?





Luke warm.

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« Reply #2019 on: October 04, 2022, 06:19:52 PM »
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« Reply #2020 on: October 04, 2022, 07:09:05 PM »
I’m stealing that one.
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« Reply #2023 on: October 06, 2022, 01:14:15 PM »
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« Reply #2024 on: October 10, 2022, 10:49:57 AM »
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« Reply #2025 on: October 10, 2022, 11:02:00 AM »


Oh, that is good.  That is worth the payoff, even if it did take a minute or two.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2026 on: October 10, 2022, 11:04:44 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2027 on: October 10, 2022, 02:08:38 PM »
That's fucking clever.

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« Reply #2029 on: October 10, 2022, 04:32:10 PM »
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.