Author Topic: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught (Read 175158 times)

TAC · « **Reply #1785 on:** June 20, 2022, 03:03:20 PM »

...or a reservation. That's a big party.

pg1067 · « **Reply #1786 on:** June 20, 2022, 03:38:00 PM »

But apparently the lack of a Montenegrin, a South Sudanese and a Turkmenistani (and probably a few others I didn't notice) isn't a problem. I'm also wondering why there's "a Brit," a "Northern Irishman," a "Scottish" and a "Welshman" but no Englishman.

Yup...that's what I focused on.

El Barto · « **Reply #1787 on:** June 20, 2022, 03:41:42 PM »

The Guamish also seem to have been excluded.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1788 on:** June 20, 2022, 03:43:11 PM »

My brain hurts.

TAC · « **Reply #1789 on:** June 20, 2022, 03:46:03 PM »

Stand up and give it some air.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1790 on:** June 20, 2022, 03:52:51 PM »

And yet, you missed the comedic line from a TV show.

SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

bl5150 · « **Reply #1791 on:** June 20, 2022, 08:58:30 PM »

Sometimes you need to look twice

Zydar · « **Reply #1792 on:** June 20, 2022, 11:57:33 PM »

XJDenton · « **Reply #1793 on:** June 21, 2022, 05:50:25 AM »

Quote from: pg1067 on June 20, 2022, 03:38:00 PM

But apparently the lack of a Montenegrin, a South Sudanese and a Turkmenistani (and probably a few others I didn't notice) isn't a problem. I'm also wondering why there's "a Brit," a "Northern Irishman," a "Scottish" and a "Welshman" but no Englishman.

Yup...that's what I focused on.

I'm not sure that pun was designed to withstand that level of scrutiny.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1794 on:** June 21, 2022, 05:54:57 AM »

Quote from: XJDenton on June 21, 2022, 05:50:25 AM

Quote from: pg1067 on June 20, 2022, 03:38:00 PM
But apparently the lack of a Montenegrin, a South Sudanese and a Turkmenistani (and probably a few others I didn't notice) isn't a problem. I'm also wondering why there's "a Brit," a "Northern Irishman," a "Scottish" and a "Welshman" but no Englishman.

Yup...that's what I focused on.

I'm not sure that pun was designed to withstand that level of scrutiny.

Or be funny.

pg1067 · « **Reply #1795 on:** June 21, 2022, 10:05:18 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on June 21, 2022, 05:54:57 AM

Quote from: XJDenton on June 21, 2022, 05:50:25 AM
Quote from: pg1067 on June 20, 2022, 03:38:00 PM
But apparently the lack of a Montenegrin, a South Sudanese and a Turkmenistani (and probably a few others I didn't notice) isn't a problem. I'm also wondering why there's "a Brit," a "Northern Irishman," a "Scottish" and a "Welshman" but no Englishman.

Yup...that's what I focused on.

I'm not sure that pun was designed to withstand that level of scrutiny.

Or be funny.

XJ, I'm positive you're correct, but I gotta be me, and I feel like the minimal payoff warranted it.

XJDenton · « **Reply #1796 on:** June 21, 2022, 11:37:06 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on June 21, 2022, 05:54:57 AM

Or be funny.

Agree to disagree.

Zydar · « **Reply #1797 on:** June 22, 2022, 08:19:48 AM »

Stadler · « **Reply #1798 on:** June 22, 2022, 08:39:10 AM »

These are all pretty good. The steak, the overalls, and the "looks like you're pregnant" ones are top notch.

pg1067 · « **Reply #1799 on:** June 22, 2022, 09:50:53 AM »

ZKX-2099 · « **Reply #1800 on:** June 22, 2022, 10:06:52 AM »

Quote from: pg1067 on June 22, 2022, 09:50:53 AM

That one flew over my head.

XJDenton · « **Reply #1801 on:** June 22, 2022, 03:48:00 PM »

pg1067 · « **Reply #1802 on:** June 22, 2022, 05:06:01 PM »

I NEED that sign for my bathroom.

Zydar · « **Reply #1803 on:** June 23, 2022, 05:55:15 AM »

Sure to get an Eh+.

Stadler · « **Reply #1804 on:** June 23, 2022, 06:04:54 AM »

Quote from: ZKX-2099 on June 22, 2022, 10:06:52 AM

Quote from: pg1067 on June 22, 2022, 09:50:53 AM

That one flew over my head.

Actually, YOUR response apparently flew over my head, since I just got that. Well played, my friend!

Lonk · « **Reply #1805 on:** June 28, 2022, 08:00:10 AM »

Zydar · « **Reply #1806 on:** June 28, 2022, 08:18:22 AM »

faizoff · « **Reply #1807 on:** June 28, 2022, 08:47:40 AM »

Quote from: Vmadera00 on June 28, 2022, 08:00:10 AM

I love that guy's works. Posters know it's a setup and his responses are almost always hilarious. I do wonder if he started out with snark and it devolved into a meme-making factory.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1808 on:** June 28, 2022, 06:53:47 PM »

I love those!

pg1067 · « **Reply #1809 on:** July 06, 2022, 04:47:24 PM »

Wasn't quite sure whether to post this here or the "mundane stories" thread, but it made me chuckle out loud, so here I am.

I got an email from the bank that issued one of my credit cards about a "special offer." Inside, it said I could "[e]arn up to a $2,500 cash bonus when you open a savings account and complete required activities." Wow...I've heard of $50 or $100, but that's a lot of money. What's the catch?

In order to get ANY amount of money, I have to deposit at least $10k. What's the reward for that? $25. In order to get $2,500, I'd have to deposit...

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1810 on:** July 06, 2022, 05:37:15 PM »

.0025% interest. What a deal!

faizoff · « **Reply #1811 on:** July 06, 2022, 06:13:31 PM »

Quote from: pg1067 on July 06, 2022, 04:47:24 PM

Wasn't quite sure whether to post this here or the "mundane stories" thread, but it made me chuckle out loud, so here I am.

I got an email from the bank that issued one of my credit cards about a "special offer." Inside, it said I could "[e]arn up to a $2,500 cash bonus when you open a savings account and complete required activities." Wow...I've heard of $50 or $100, but that's a lot of money. What's the catch?

In order to get ANY amount of money, I have to deposit at least $10k. What's the reward for that? $25. In order to get $2,500, I'd have to deposit...

I've gotten several of those, it's indeed hilarious.