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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1750 on: June 09, 2022, 12:42:40 PM »
I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can tell when they're standing too.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1751 on: June 09, 2022, 04:38:52 PM »
You could say that the restaurant would be toast.

I would've expected this out of Tim, not you.

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« Reply #1752 on: June 09, 2022, 06:43:14 PM »
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1753 on: June 09, 2022, 07:17:50 PM »
I heard there's about 6000 baseball fields in the US. It's a ballpark figure.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1754 on: June 09, 2022, 07:57:39 PM »
I thought there was a separate thread for not-funny one-liner jokes?

Edit ... yeah, this one. https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=56600.0
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1755 on: June 10, 2022, 02:47:55 AM »
Yeah, but these one-liners are peak comedy, so they go here. :p
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1756 on: June 10, 2022, 04:22:36 AM »
Yeah, but these one-liners are peak comedy, so they go here. :p

That’s a pretty small summit.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1757 on: June 10, 2022, 05:57:45 AM »
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1758 on: June 10, 2022, 06:10:40 AM »
5 out of 6 scientists think russian roulette is safe.
Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1759 on: June 10, 2022, 09:02:43 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1760 on: June 13, 2022, 06:24:10 AM »










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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1761 on: June 13, 2022, 09:22:25 AM »
At first, I thought it was album covers which happened to make a more interesting picture when placed side-by-side.  But since it's the same guy in each one, I'm thinking I'm supposed to recognize him?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1762 on: June 13, 2022, 09:25:22 AM »
The Tom Petty one is cool, if only because of the logistics of making the headstock line up so well.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1763 on: June 13, 2022, 09:27:30 AM »
At first, I thought it was album covers which happened to make a more interesting picture when placed side-by-side.  But since it's the same guy in each one, I'm thinking I'm supposed to recognize him?

I doubt you are supposed to recognize him, but I guess this is a guy who's looking to be recognized for finding a niche.  Pretty cool idea.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1764 on: June 13, 2022, 06:39:40 PM »
Those are great! And man, did Simon and Garfunkel use rather... odd(?) pictures for their album covers.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1765 on: June 14, 2022, 06:37:40 AM »
Those are great! And man, did Simon and Garfunkel use rather... odd(?) pictures for their album covers.

THEY were odd. 

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« Reply #1766 on: June 14, 2022, 03:40:11 PM »
This video is proof positive that people being stupid on TV is NOT a new phenomenon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1767 on: June 14, 2022, 04:13:57 PM »
Gilbert Godfried at about 6:00 in is my new hero.  :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1768 on: June 14, 2022, 05:07:20 PM »
The Hollywood Squares and Dating Game clips are pure gold.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1769 on: June 14, 2022, 07:14:49 PM »
You're signing, what does that mean?
He's deaf.  :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1770 on: June 15, 2022, 07:03:07 AM »
The Hollywood Squares and Dating Game clips are pure gold.

Yeah.   My favorite gameshow hosts, in order, are:

1. Bob Eubanks
2. Gene Rayburn
3. Alex Trebek

Alec Baldwin gets an honorable mention; I think he does a great job on the new Match Game, and Steve Harvey is solid as a rock on Family Feud.

I think Gilbert Godfried is my favorite guest on those shows; I never appreciated him until recently, but Paul Lynde is up there too.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1771 on: June 15, 2022, 07:08:23 AM »
Gene Rayburn used to live on the Cape, or at least summer there. I spent over 5 years managing 2 stores down there, and my understanding from a number of people was that he was a total asshole.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1772 on: June 15, 2022, 08:10:01 AM »
This video is proof positive that people being stupid on TV is NOT a new phenomenon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk

Well, I'm glad they finished that clip with TNG money shot of "in the ass".  But personally, my fave dumb answer ever is "September".
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1773 on: June 15, 2022, 08:23:26 AM »
and Steve Harvey is solid as a rock on Family Feud.

Not the funniest, but I can't help but feel bad, and laugh at this one every time I see it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaLU3pIAAjQ
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1774 on: June 15, 2022, 12:23:40 PM »
The Hollywood Squares and Dating Game clips are pure gold.

Yeah.   My favorite gameshow hosts, in order, are:

1. Bob Eubanks
2. Gene Rayburn
3. Alex Trebek

Alec Baldwin gets an honorable mention; I think he does a great job on the new Match Game, and Steve Harvey is solid as a rock on Family Feud.

I think Gilbert Godfried is my favorite guest on those shows; I never appreciated him until recently, but Paul Lynde is up there too.

I can't not put Trebek at the top.  Steve Harvey is good, but I find his version of Family Feud difficult to watch because there are so many over-the-top dumb sexual innuendos.  The art of subtlety is non-existent on that show.  No one can touch Richard Dawson as a Feud host.


and Steve Harvey is solid as a rock on Family Feud.

Not the funniest, but I can't help but feel bad, and laugh at this one every time I see it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaLU3pIAAjQ

I'm just not completely sure he "got it."
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1775 on: June 15, 2022, 09:57:59 PM »
I believe the one constant of the game show universe is that, regardless of the decade, the host, the age, gender, race, or ethnicity of the contestant, Family Feud will deliver the most hilarity.
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« Reply #1776 on: June 17, 2022, 09:54:27 AM »
"There's a bass solo in a song called Metropolis where I do a bass solo."  John Myung

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1778 on: June 17, 2022, 05:17:31 PM »
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« Reply #1779 on: June 17, 2022, 05:25:13 PM »
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« Reply #1780 on: June 17, 2022, 05:31:45 PM »
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« Reply #1781 on: June 17, 2022, 10:01:52 PM »
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« Reply #1782 on: June 20, 2022, 08:34:02 AM »
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« Reply #1783 on: June 20, 2022, 01:40:04 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1784 on: June 20, 2022, 02:56:45 PM »
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