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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1715 on: June 02, 2022, 06:34:06 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1716 on: June 02, 2022, 08:06:44 AM »
HAHAHA, so true.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1717 on: June 02, 2022, 10:10:24 AM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1718 on: June 02, 2022, 12:08:21 PM »
I don't get it...
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1719 on: June 02, 2022, 12:13:44 PM »
That's fucked up. True, but fucked up.  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1720 on: June 02, 2022, 12:16:38 PM »
Companies here in America who never cared before now is 150% in on promoting June's national Gay and Lesbian pride month brought by Bill Clinton in the 90's but just being promoted the last few years in America.  Mocking businesses who are jumping on board now. 
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1721 on: June 02, 2022, 12:30:50 PM »
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on June 02, 2022, 12:08:21 PM
I don't get it...

Like King said, companies have a way of hopping on board to seem relevant.  They did that during the Ukraine War, but on to the next thing, and now that it's LGBT Pride month, we're kicking Ukraine to the curb and hopping on the next relevant thing. 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1722 on: June 02, 2022, 12:39:14 PM »
Quote from: Stadler on June 02, 2022, 12:30:50 PM
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on June 02, 2022, 12:08:21 PM
I don't get it...

Like King said, companies have a way of hopping on board to seem relevant.  They did that during the Ukraine War, but on to the next thing, and now that it's LGBT Pride month, we're kicking Ukraine to the curb and hopping on the next relevant thing.
Ah, got it. I didn't make that connection for some reason. My brain isn't fully awake yet this morning....  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1723 on: June 02, 2022, 12:55:07 PM »
You should be more shocked I recognized the joke.  LOL
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1724 on: June 02, 2022, 01:11:21 PM »
got one more:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1725 on: June 03, 2022, 05:55:20 AM »
Friday dumperino:



















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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1726 on: June 03, 2022, 05:57:57 AM »
That last one is a slow burn, but the payoff is worth it.  :)
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1727 on: June 03, 2022, 06:04:35 AM »
Lonestar: Have you cooked any Phil Leg Minion lately? :cheffypoo:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1728 on: June 03, 2022, 06:10:43 AM »
LOL at those, I don't know how many would even get the GandAlf ones nowadays.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1729 on: June 03, 2022, 07:16:55 AM »
The Princess Leia one is such a slow burn, it went out before I got it.

Seriously though, I have no idea.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1730 on: June 03, 2022, 07:17:46 AM »
"Pew pew".
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1731 on: June 03, 2022, 07:20:31 AM »
The Nero one got a good laugh out of me.

The rest are great too. Pew Pew is fantastic.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1732 on: June 03, 2022, 09:26:47 AM »
Quote from: Adami on June 03, 2022, 07:20:31 AM
The Nero one got a good laugh out of me.

That's the one I chuckled at.  The first one is FAR too close to the truth to be funny.  I really HATE yard maintenance.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1733 on: June 03, 2022, 10:04:17 AM »
Quote from: pg1067 on June 03, 2022, 09:26:47 AM
Quote from: Adami on June 03, 2022, 07:20:31 AM
The Nero one got a good laugh out of me.

That's the one I chuckled at.  The first one is FAR too close to the truth to be funny.  I really HATE yard maintenance.

Ditto on this.  Facebook emot's are more true than funny.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1734 on: June 03, 2022, 10:50:23 AM »





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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1735 on: June 03, 2022, 01:47:55 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1736 on: June 03, 2022, 06:24:06 PM »
I saw the Leia one on my phone and never would have thought those were pews. Even now on my desktop computer I am not sure I would have.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1737 on: June 04, 2022, 07:28:48 PM »



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1738 on: June 04, 2022, 07:29:50 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on June 03, 2022, 06:24:06 PM
I saw the Leia one on my phone and never would have thought those were pews. Even now on my desktop computer I am not sure I would have.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1739 on: June 07, 2022, 08:24:21 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1740 on: June 07, 2022, 11:06:14 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1741 on: June 08, 2022, 06:29:17 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1742 on: June 09, 2022, 04:55:12 AM »
No shit.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1743 on: June 09, 2022, 05:24:25 AM »
You could say that the restaurant would be toast.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1744 on: June 09, 2022, 09:32:01 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on June 09, 2022, 05:24:25 AM
You could say that the restaurant would be toast.

I would've expected this out of Tim, not you.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1745 on: June 09, 2022, 09:45:26 AM »
 :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1746 on: June 09, 2022, 10:20:27 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on June 09, 2022, 09:32:01 AM
Quote from: Zydar on June 09, 2022, 05:24:25 AM
You could say that the restaurant would be toast.

I would've expected this out of Tim, not you.

:lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1747 on: June 09, 2022, 10:29:39 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on June 09, 2022, 10:20:27 AM
Quote from: jingle.boy on June 09, 2022, 09:32:01 AM
Quote from: Zydar on June 09, 2022, 05:24:25 AM
You could say that the restaurant would be toast.

I would've expected this out of Tim, not you.

:lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1748 on: June 09, 2022, 10:54:47 AM »
When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punch line is a parent.  :biggrin:
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Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1749 on: June 09, 2022, 11:16:52 AM »
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
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