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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1680 on: May 19, 2022, 07:02:25 AM »
That took a second or two, but when it landed.... it motherf*****' LANDED.    :) :) :)
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1681 on: May 19, 2022, 08:35:05 AM »
One scoop for every two cups on the measuring line.
So —12 cups gets 6 scoops. And it may indeed be the Coors Light of coffee. But everything else is needlessly too expensive or crap AND more expensive at the same time.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1682 on: May 19, 2022, 09:30:04 AM »
Don't you just fill it to the top?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1683 on: May 19, 2022, 01:18:44 PM »
Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on May 19, 2022, 08:35:05 AM
One scoop for every two cups on the measuring line.
So —12 cups gets 6 scoops. And it may indeed be the Coors Light of coffee. But everything else is needlessly too expensive or crap AND more expensive at the same time.

You're buying the wrong coffee then.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1684 on: May 19, 2022, 01:19:55 PM »
All coffee is gross, so....
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1685 on: May 20, 2022, 08:06:50 AM »














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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1686 on: May 20, 2022, 09:11:34 AM »
The PhD and the Beatles were both top notch.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1687 on: May 20, 2022, 09:32:56 AM »
I also really liked the protection and D&D squirrel ones.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1688 on: May 20, 2022, 10:18:03 AM »
Well, the yodeling one made me laugh out loud on a conference call, so there's that.  :) :) :)
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1689 on: May 20, 2022, 10:23:42 AM »
:lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1690 on: May 20, 2022, 10:52:42 AM »
Something for everybody!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1691 on: May 20, 2022, 10:57:55 AM »
I will never look at Cheerios the cereal, the same way again.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1692 on: May 20, 2022, 12:57:53 PM »
Quote from: faizoff on May 20, 2022, 10:57:55 AM
I will never look at Cheerios the cereal, the same way again.

 :lol

I read the meme in the mascots voice.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1693 on: May 21, 2022, 05:36:52 AM »
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I will never look at Cheerios the cereal, the same way again.

Yeah... they were all great, but that's the one that broke me.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1694 on: May 23, 2022, 07:13:12 AM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1695 on: May 23, 2022, 03:22:26 PM »
"You can totally kick that dude's ass" - Whisky
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1696 on: May 23, 2022, 05:36:30 PM »
Quote from: El Barto on May 23, 2022, 03:22:26 PM
"You can totally kick that dude's ass" - Whisky

Oh yeah. 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1697 on: May 23, 2022, 08:15:56 PM »
Quote from: El Barto on May 23, 2022, 03:22:26 PM
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1698 on: May 24, 2022, 04:41:12 AM »
“The hot bartender is totally in to you” - Beer.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1699 on: May 24, 2022, 10:00:49 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1700 on: May 24, 2022, 02:06:09 PM »
"All those problems are really easy to avoid, you know."  -water
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1701 on: May 25, 2022, 07:04:19 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1702 on: May 25, 2022, 08:17:45 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1703 on: May 26, 2022, 03:54:42 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1704 on: May 26, 2022, 04:02:02 PM »
Damn right!!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1705 on: May 26, 2022, 04:10:28 PM »
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See post in the “what pissed you off” thread!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1706 on: May 26, 2022, 04:13:44 PM »
HAHAHA, that's a winner.
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« Reply #1707 on: May 26, 2022, 05:11:47 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1708 on: May 26, 2022, 06:34:36 PM »
I literally saw that meme 5 minutes after my post in the other thread
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1709 on: May 27, 2022, 12:00:42 AM »
Now that's hilarious after just catching up on the "what pissed you off" thread.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1710 on: May 27, 2022, 05:37:31 AM »
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I literally saw that meme 5 minutes after my post in the other thread

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1711 on: May 30, 2022, 05:00:15 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1712 on: May 30, 2022, 05:06:27 PM »
I was looking for a shopping cart gif to tease Tim but came across this random fucking gif.  Random as fuck but for some reason I found it hilarious!   :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1713 on: May 30, 2022, 05:08:16 PM »
 :lol WTF?  :lol
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1714 on: May 30, 2022, 05:10:10 PM »
I know hey.  The way he lets the lady through like a gentleman was funny then I just lost it at the water part.  :lol
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