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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #140 on: September 25, 2020, 06:57:29 PM »
Transformers and Robert made me think of Blob for some reason :blob:

I miss Blob.  :sadpanda:

Agreed

Every once in awhile he likes a tweet of mine so I know he's alive, but wish he would be more active here and even on youtube.  Hasn't made a video in awhile.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #141 on: September 25, 2020, 07:06:39 PM »
I sent him some Twitter love with Zy involved.

On the couch??
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #142 on: September 25, 2020, 07:12:39 PM »
Just screenshots of our love. Still sounds dirty.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #143 on: September 26, 2020, 12:48:43 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #144 on: September 28, 2020, 02:36:31 PM »
I have laughed hysterically at this story. "Send the fire department my pu#$y is on fire!"

https://96krock.com/2020/05/05/exclusive-audio-ohio-woman-calls-911-tells-them-her-py-is-on-fire/


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #145 on: September 29, 2020, 10:01:57 AM »
I don't watch reaction videos.

But once I heard this Babymetal Song, I had to look up reaction videos.

This guy is animated, and that makes for great reactions.  :rollin

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #146 on: September 30, 2020, 02:02:59 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #147 on: September 30, 2020, 04:29:08 PM »
WHY COULDNT THE SKELETON GO TO THE PROM ?


HE HAD NO BODY TO GO WITH

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #148 on: September 30, 2020, 04:30:43 PM »
I don't watch reaction videos.


Because they're insipid. People deliberately completely over-acting for clicks and views. With those thumbnails which are like

 :o ?! ?! ? !OMG PERSON *REACTS* to something actually very tame!!!!!!!!!11111

And they deliberately pad out their videos to over 10 mins so they can get more ads in and therefore more money. It's so shit.

What would have been a 2 min video if it had literally just the content - but now it's 12 mins and padded out to the extreme with 9 minutes of thanking their sponsor.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #149 on: September 30, 2020, 05:07:39 PM »
I don't watch reaction videos.


Because they're insipid. People deliberately completely over-acting for clicks and views. With those thumbnails which are like

 :o ?! ?! ? !OMG PERSON *REACTS* to something actually very tame!!!!!!!!!11111

And they deliberately pad out their videos to over 10 mins so they can get more ads in and therefore more money. It's so shit.

What would have been a 2 min video if it had literally just the content - but now it's 12 mins and padded out to the extreme with 9 minutes of thanking their sponsor.

At least this guy, jumped around and even fell backwards in the dirt.  :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #151 on: September 30, 2020, 07:32:16 PM »
I don't watch reaction videos.


Because they're insipid. People deliberately completely over-acting for clicks and views. With those thumbnails which are like

 :o ?! ?! ? !OMG PERSON *REACTS* to something actually very tame!!!!!!!!!11111

And they deliberately pad out their videos to over 10 mins so they can get more ads in and therefore more money. It's so shit.

What would have been a 2 min video if it had literally just the content - but now it's 12 mins and padded out to the extreme with 9 minutes of thanking their sponsor.
Some of them over react. But I watch a few channels that do reaction videos and for the most part I have to strongly disagree with you. One of the ones I particularly enjoy is this Opera singer (her channel is The Charismatic Voice) that has started exploring music outside of Opera. Namely Metal and Prog. She gets down in to vocal techniques and stuff like that, which I find extremely interesting. She also seems very genuine and not over-acting.

I also have no idea what you mean by ads. I've never seen a single ad in a Youtube video, unless the Youtuber has a specific sponsor for the video, which, for the channels I watch, is rare.
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« Reply #152 on: September 30, 2020, 09:15:29 PM »
I also have no idea what you mean by ads. I've never seen a single ad in a Youtube video, unless the Youtuber has a specific sponsor for the video, which, for the channels I watch, is rare.

It’s almost a guarantee that you will get at least 1 ad on any given YouTube video, especially if you are on a computer, desktop browser or YouTube app. Mobile site is a little more forgiving with ads.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #153 on: September 30, 2020, 09:33:23 PM »
I also have no idea what you mean by ads. I've never seen a single ad in a Youtube video, unless the Youtuber has a specific sponsor for the video, which, for the channels I watch, is rare.

It’s almost a guarantee that you will get at least 1 ad on any given YouTube video, especially if you are on a computer, desktop browser or YouTube app. Mobile site is a little more forgiving with ads.
I only watch Youtube on my desktop computer. I have never seen an ad. Not once.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #154 on: September 30, 2020, 10:00:46 PM »
lonestar posts chef humor... no one comments on it  :D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #155 on: October 01, 2020, 01:55:58 AM »
Someone must be using Adblock then and not realising it.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #156 on: October 01, 2020, 07:44:42 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #157 on: October 01, 2020, 09:15:16 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #158 on: October 02, 2020, 03:25:04 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #160 on: October 02, 2020, 08:43:23 AM »
 :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #162 on: October 02, 2020, 01:45:43 PM »
hahaha.  Reminds me of this (which is authentic)

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« Reply #163 on: October 02, 2020, 02:04:31 PM »
Those are great!   :lol :lol :lol

I actually know someone who's attending CWU.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #164 on: October 02, 2020, 02:40:01 PM »


Just wait til Peter Nissen and Whitney Ore join the company.

Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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« Reply #165 on: October 05, 2020, 07:01:12 AM »
^^^ That got a full-on laugh out loud.  :)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #166 on: October 05, 2020, 07:03:05 AM »


Put a ring on it.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #168 on: October 06, 2020, 09:48:42 PM »
I am a sucker for these types of chat LOLs.
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« Reply #169 on: October 07, 2020, 06:29:08 AM »
HAHA

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« Reply #170 on: October 09, 2020, 07:15:35 AM »
Time for a Friday dump:











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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #171 on: October 09, 2020, 07:17:52 AM »
I like the 103 clocks one (my dad has, it seems, 104) and the 9.8 seconds one.   :)

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« Reply #172 on: October 09, 2020, 02:03:18 PM »
Man, that last one got me. :rollin
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« Reply #173 on: October 09, 2020, 04:00:23 PM »
Man, that last one got me. :rollin

I don't get the last one...or the Friends one.  The others are good!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #174 on: October 09, 2020, 04:04:33 PM »
I don’t get the last one either.
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