Author Topic: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught (Read 174425 times)

Nekov · « **Reply #1016 on:** October 06, 2021, 10:15:22 AM »

That's not creepy at all

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #1017 on:** October 06, 2021, 11:23:43 AM »

TAC · « **Reply #1018 on:** October 06, 2021, 11:27:43 AM »

That's awesome!!

Orbert · « **Reply #1019 on:** October 06, 2021, 02:20:05 PM »

I have to remember that one.

Zydar · « **Reply #1020 on:** October 07, 2021, 08:19:48 AM »

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #1021 on:** October 07, 2021, 09:15:51 AM »

Quote from: Zydar on October 07, 2021, 08:19:48 AM

lonestar · « **Reply #1022 on:** October 07, 2021, 03:03:41 PM »

this one's for you Hef...

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #1023 on:** October 08, 2021, 11:40:11 AM »

Jesus Christ.

Orbert · « **Reply #1024 on:** October 08, 2021, 11:50:44 AM »

And yet, there is something to that analysis.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #1025 on:** October 09, 2021, 05:37:34 PM »

The writing on TNG is exceptional. I do like Discovery a lot and I just think of it as a seperate show in the same universe as Trek but not connected to it in any way.

( I also don't give a s**t about canon. I think it's hilarious how worked up gatekeepers get about a hippy sci fi show from the 1960s made from cardboard...)

But the writing is ALL surface.

Everyone emotes a lot and it has weighty dialogue to appear like it is about something but it really isn't.

And I actually do enjoy it.

I'm looking forward to Strange New Worlds.

Chino · « **Reply #1026 on:** October 14, 2021, 09:06:14 AM »

Ben_Jamin · « **Reply #1027 on:** October 14, 2021, 09:07:07 AM »

Maybe we should just go back to stone roads and horse power.

Orbert · « **Reply #1028 on:** October 14, 2021, 10:36:26 AM »

Cruisin' around in a chariot would be pretty sweet.

SeRoX · « **Reply #1029 on:** October 16, 2021, 02:46:44 PM »

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #1030 on:** October 21, 2021, 08:32:26 AM »

pg1067 · « **Reply #1031 on:** October 21, 2021, 10:21:52 AM »

Nekov · « **Reply #1032 on:** October 21, 2021, 01:55:36 PM »

Kotowboy · « **Reply #1033 on:** October 21, 2021, 03:48:46 PM »

Kotowboy · « **Reply #1034 on:** October 21, 2021, 03:49:34 PM »

Chino · « **Reply #1035 on:** October 22, 2021, 01:59:34 PM »

El Barto · « **Reply #1036 on:** October 22, 2021, 02:12:55 PM »

Firstly, there are four urinals for the same reason there are 3 or 2. First up should start at an end.

Secondly, THERE. . . ARE. . . FOUR. . . URNIALS!!!

lonestar · « **Reply #1037 on:** October 22, 2021, 02:59:50 PM »

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1038 on:** October 22, 2021, 03:23:42 PM »

Quote from: El Barto on October 22, 2021, 02:12:55 PM

Secondly, THERE. . . ARE. . . FOUR. . . URNIALS!!!

Beat me to it.

Stadler · « **Reply #1039 on:** October 24, 2021, 07:48:29 AM »

I'll be honest; I don't QUITE understand the meme, but Bart is right: there is absolutely an order and a system to the urinal. The maxim is "maximum space between the penises." First up starts on an end. Let's say the left. Second in has no choice: far right. Third in, likewise, has no choice: middle. Fourth in, you'd THINK had a choice, but no... it's the open middle one on the left, because the far left will presumably be leaving first. Then the middle on the right. It's more complicated at events, like in between bands at a concert, or at halftime of a ballgame, but there's nothing worse than a line of open urinals and some schmoe comes in and parks right next to you for no reason.

(Not really related to anything, but when I saw Marillion for the first time in '92 at Toad's Place, I went downstairs to pee. I got stuck in the middle urinal - worst place to be - and while I was peeing Mark Kelly came up and used the urinal on one side, and Ian Mosley the one on the other. I honored ettiquette and did not say a word to either of them.

)

pg1067 · « **Reply #1040 on:** October 25, 2021, 10:26:15 AM »

Quote from: Stadler on October 24, 2021, 07:48:29 AM

I'll be honest; I don't QUITE understand the meme, but Bart is right: there is absolutely an order and a system to the urinal. The maxim is "maximum space between the penises." First up starts on an end. Let's say the left. Second in has no choice: far right. Third in, likewise, has no choice: middle. Fourth in, you'd THINK had a choice, but no... it's the open middle one on the left, because the far left will presumably be leaving first. Then the middle on the right. It's more complicated at events, like in between bands at a concert, or at halftime of a ballgame, but there's nothing worse than a line of open urinals and some schmoe comes in and parks right next to you for no reason.

Only if you know who got there first.

Urinals with no separating half-walls are pretty bad, but at least ~~their~~ they're better than troughs. I can remember a few concerts in the '80s where some big drunk guy would come in between two people and just push in to make space. And that guy has no misgivings about being audible as he releases the beer from his flesh prison.

bosk1 · « **Reply #1041 on:** October 26, 2021, 04:56:42 PM »

Eh, I generally like to conserve water, so I'll snuggle right up to the same urinal someone else is using. I find that making and holding eye contact (preferably without blinking) helps break the ice and defuse any potential awkwardness. As long as you minimize the splash by not crossing the streams, it's fine.

TAC · « **Reply #1042 on:** October 26, 2021, 05:01:44 PM »

Quote from: pg1067 on October 25, 2021, 10:26:15 AM

Quote from: Stadler on October 24, 2021, 07:48:29 AM
I'll be honest; I don't QUITE understand the meme, but Bart is right: there is absolutely an order and a system to the urinal. The maxim is "maximum space between the penises." First up starts on an end. Let's say the left. Second in has no choice: far right. Third in, likewise, has no choice: middle. Fourth in, you'd THINK had a choice, but no... it's the open middle one on the left, because the far left will presumably be leaving first. Then the middle on the right. It's more complicated at events, like in between bands at a concert, or at halftime of a ballgame, but there's nothing worse than a line of open urinals and some schmoe comes in and parks right next to you for no reason.

Only if you know who got there first.

Urinals with no separating half-walls are pretty bad, but at least their better than troughs. I can remember a few concerts in the '80s where some big drunk guy would come in between two people and just push in to make space. And that guy has no misgivings about being audible as he releases the beer from his flesh prison.

Stadler, that is an excellent breakdown.

Paul, the troughs were ridiculous. The old Boston Garden and Fenway had them. So primitive. Watching like 10 guys' piss flow by you.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1043 on:** October 26, 2021, 05:21:55 PM »

Much easier when you're drunk Tim. Lol

Stadler · « **Reply #1044 on:** October 26, 2021, 05:54:57 PM »

Quote from: TAC on October 26, 2021, 05:01:44 PM

Quote from: pg1067 on October 25, 2021, 10:26:15 AM
Quote from: Stadler on October 24, 2021, 07:48:29 AM
I'll be honest; I don't QUITE understand the meme, but Bart is right: there is absolutely an order and a system to the urinal. The maxim is "maximum space between the penises." First up starts on an end. Let's say the left. Second in has no choice: far right. Third in, likewise, has no choice: middle. Fourth in, you'd THINK had a choice, but no... it's the open middle one on the left, because the far left will presumably be leaving first. Then the middle on the right. It's more complicated at events, like in between bands at a concert, or at halftime of a ballgame, but there's nothing worse than a line of open urinals and some schmoe comes in and parks right next to you for no reason.

Only if you know who got there first.

Urinals with no separating half-walls are pretty bad, but at least their better than troughs. I can remember a few concerts in the '80s where some big drunk guy would come in between two people and just push in to make space. And that guy has no misgivings about being audible as he releases the beer from his flesh prison.

Stadler, that is an excellent breakdown.

Paul, the troughs were ridiculous. The old Boston Garden and Fenway had them. So primitive. Watching like 10 guys' piss flow by you.

Yale Bowl you literally pissed on the wall (metal sheet) and it flowed to a trench that went off god knows where (probably the parking lots).

TAC · « **Reply #1045 on:** October 26, 2021, 05:56:28 PM »

At least at The Garden, the trough was against the wall. At Fenway it was one big oval. WTF??

Lonk · « **Reply #1046 on:** October 26, 2021, 08:52:53 PM »

Chino · « **Reply #1047 on:** October 28, 2021, 08:02:38 AM »

That one's good

El Barto · « **Reply #1048 on:** October 28, 2021, 08:18:49 AM »

Wouldn't the modern Jesus be raising hell, screaming profanities, and punching out his waitress over their stupid rules infringing upon his freedom?

Zydar · « **Reply #1049 on:** October 28, 2021, 08:27:01 AM »

And demand to speak to the manager.

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Author Topic: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught (Read 174425 times)