My Not So Awesome New Underwear....

[TAC]

I would pay money for someone to force TAC to watch it.

So I thought of this thread today at work. I go into the restroom off of our break room, and there's this younger guy that works there taking a piss at the urinal. He unbuckled his pants and had his ass half exposed just to take a piss. I was like WTF? Why don't you check the fucking plumbing down there while you're at it?

So having a pee hole isn't just for you, it's for all of us. So hole up! We're all in this together.

[TAC]

I would pay money for TAC to accept technology.

I've learned to tolerate it.

[King Postwhore]

I would pay money for TAC to accept technology.

I've learned to tolerate it.

Can't tolerate what you dont use you antenna TV watching ninny!

[TAC]

I would pay money for TAC to accept technology.

I've learned to tolerate it.

Can't tolerate what you dont use you antenna TV watching ninny!

I'm sorry, you're all static-y. Gonna have to put some aluminum foil on my router.

[faizoff]

LMAO at this thread, very interesting to read that people don't have a fly hole. I have never had boxers or underwear that didn't have a fly hole. And for shame no picture from OP with his new underwear.

I have never bought boxer briefs and by the looks of it I will never buy them.

[Phoenix87x]

And for shame no picture from OP with his new underwear.

Agreed. This thread needs photos of the underwear

[Tick]

I will wait till this thread goes to the next level and then I will post pictures of the underwear.

I am stunned that people have underwear with no wiener slot.

Even more shocking is people saying no one uses the wiener shot. That’s the most unexpected part of this thread for me.

[The Walrus]

[quietly updating DTFusers.txt]

[King Postwhore]

Pulled the band down twice today.  No peephole here. No siree Bob.

[TempusVox]

I have never used the "Fly Hole" on my boxers. First, it's not the largest hole, and sometimes trying to manuever Vlad the Impaler around to fit neatly through that little hole can be a bit time consuming, and uncomfortable. Second, once the "Fly Hole" has been repeatedly stretched out, it can have a tendency to open when not needed, and "Renfeld and Van Helsing"(the dangly bits) in their constant struggle for domination in the trousers, can then pop out for a peek through said hole, which can be really uncomfortable, and embarassing if you're somewhere where an easy adjustment is impossible to do. Lastly, who has time to be trying to manuever Vlad out of his confines to give the old bladder some relief? Not me.

It is far easier to pull the elastic down and let Vlad spring forth into the fresh air to do his thing. It's easier to shake him off afterward that way too.

I am shocked actually by the number of people on this thread who actually use the "fly hole" for anything other than helping adjust everything if need be in a rush. I've always viewed the "Fly Hole" as the underwear equivalent of an "In Case of Emergency, Break Glass" sign.

[King Postwhore]

My brother said today, "It's not the 1820's anymore.   Who the hell uses the flyhole?"

[TAC]

I am shocked actually by the number of people on this thread who actually use the "fly hole" for anything other than helping adjust everything if need be in a rush.

Now see, I adjust from the top.

[The Walrus]

In this thread I have learned that people are shocked and bewildered that people use the flyhole for its one intended purpose.

[jammindude]

In this thread I have learned that people are shocked and bewildered that people use the flyhole for its one intended purpose.

There are many things that are completely outdated on clothing. The extra buttons on dress shirts, the tiny pocket on a pair of Levi’s...that’s just off the top of my head. Lots of things have an invented purpose that is long lost to the annals of time.

[The Walrus]

In this thread I have learned that people are shocked and bewildered that people use the flyhole for its one intended purpose.

There are many things that are completely outdated on clothing. The extra buttons on dress shirts, the tiny pocket on a pair of Levi’s...that’s just off the top of my head. Lots of things have an invented purpose that is long lost to the annals of time.

Have you stopped bleeding the lizard? Then it's not outdated. Other than the basketball short "move over" method, using the fly hole gives the most immediate access to the outside world for the trouser snake to commence Operation Waterfall.

[King Postwhore]

I don't like using it because it slowly lessens that pouch causing the little king to sneak out and I hate that feeling.

[Stadler]

I sometimes use the little pockets on the Levis.   

[Tick]

In this thread I have learned that people are shocked and bewildered that people use the flyhole for its one intended purpose.

I always have. I always will.

[pg1067]

In this thread I have learned that people are shocked and bewildered that people use the flyhole for its one intended purpose.

There are many things that are completely outdated on clothing. The extra buttons on dress shirts, the tiny pocket on a pair of Levi’s...that’s just off the top of my head. Lots of things have an invented purpose that is long lost to the annals of time.

Ummm...what?!  The "extra buttons" are there to use if you lose one of the "functional" buttons, and the tiny pocket is for change.

Other than the basketball short "move over" method, using the fly hole gives the most immediate access to the outside world for the trouser snake to commence Operation Waterfall.

Yup!

[Evermind]

Yeah wait, what's wrong with the extra buttons on dress shirts?

[The Walrus]

Forks and knives are unnecessary. Just eat the damn meatloaf.

[Phoenix87x]

Mommy's little piggy

[hunnus2000]

Boxers suck! I racked myself on the two occasions I tried them and one time I was in a meeting that was about to start! 

[The Walrus]

Boxers suck! I racked myself on the two occasions I tried them and one time I was in a meeting that was about to start! 

  It took me way too long to get (I think) that "rack" = hit oneself in the hojos. How did you manage to do that? 

Some of us have taken this question to social media. For science.

[hefdaddy42]

This thread delivers.

[King Postwhore]

This thread delivers.

Like a good, long piss.

[pg1067]

Boxers suck! I racked myself on the two occasions I tried them and one time I was in a meeting that was about to start! 

No self-racking allowed.

[TAC]

Racking??

[The Walrus]

Racking??

I researched this term and apparently he hit himself in the nuts but I can't understand how wearing boxers made that possible. I've punched myself in the nuts plenty of times and it had nothing to do with my underwear!

[Dublagent66]

Racking??

You know, rack your balls just before a game of pocket pool?   

[King Postwhore]

Boxer briefs good.  Boxers bad.  The 2 bodyguards stick to the legs.

[jammindude]

I tried boxers for awhile, but I just couldn't do it.  I might be 50, but I never wore my jeans so loose that boxers became a viable option. 

I'm not an overstuffed sausage with a muffin top, but I tend to wear my jeans fairly snug, so boxers just bunch up and give me visible panty lines.   Boxer briefs are where it's at. 

And I still don't understand how that fly hole could possibly be easier than pulling down the top.   I have to pull the outer flap one way, then pull the inner flap the other way, and then try to reach inside and down to pull it out, and even then it feels like pissing while wearing a cock ring.     Next you guys are going to be telling me that you don't undo the top button of your pants either.    Because that's what it would feel like to me...like trying to reach through the zipper without undoing your top button.    So if the top of your pants are already undone anyway, how is it not easier to just flip down the top of your drawers?   Seriously, it's less steps.   You guys should try it sometime.   

[pg1067]

and even then it feels like pissing while wearing a cock ring.

Ummm...I'll take your word for it.   

Next you guys are going to be telling me that you don't undo the top button of your pants either.

I wouldn't have told you if you hadn't asked, but yeah...I don't do that.  Also, when I wear pants, I almost have a belt on, and I'm sure as heck not gonna undo my belt and undo the button (or, in the case of dress pants, the latch) and then the zipper and then pull down the front of my underwear.  I really don't want to end up in mid-piss with my pants down at the floor!

[TAC]

  I have to pull the outer flap one way, then pull the inner flap the other way,

So wait....this thread is actually about vaginas?

[The Walrus]

  I have to pull the outer flap one way, then pull the inner flap the other way,

So wait....this thread is actually about vaginas?