My Not So Awesome New Underwear....

[JayOctavarium]

Oh I will add that on the off time I am wearing actual boxers (which is really rare. Usually sleeping. I think I have 1 pair left   ) I do use the flyhole. Because it's usually massive and I'm already hanging out anyways, so it's more work to tuck it back in and pull down the band.

[jammindude]

If there ever is another mass DTF get together like there was at the Score show, I vote we have a contest between the flyhole and non-flyhole people and a neutral party with a stopwatch can time who is capable of pulling out their schlong faster.

[jingle.boy]

The one thing I'm taking from this is we're all*MEN*.  No one has fessed up to the sit-down method of peeing.

[Podaar]

Just found this thread.

I recently replaced my underwear collection and like Tick I discovered the new ones had no glory hole. Guess what I didn't do...freak out about it. The thumb hook in the waistband method is simple and intuitive. It also has the benefit of avoiding the last three drops.

ITT I've learned that TAC watches, with great interest and detailed recall, the young men at work pee and shares his observations on the internet. He himself is concerned with what it looks like when he makes a transaction and therefore assumes the young men are watching him. 

I wish button fly jeans would come back in style only because it's a thrilling experience unwrapping a woman in skin tight 501's...or, having the woman unwrap you.

The one thing I'm taking from this is we're all*MEN*.  No one has fessed up to the sit-down method of peeing.

Only at 2:00 am when I don't want to turn on the light and ruin my chance of getting back to sleep quickly.

[Tick]

Just found this thread.

I recently replaced my underwear collection and like Tick I discovered the new ones had no glory hole. Guess what I didn't do...freak out about it.

I'm freaking out man....

If I want ladies underwear I'll go to Victoria's Secret. Soft and silky panties instead of Fruit of the Loom.
If I become a Eunuch I will go fly holeless.

Otherwise...give me a pee slot.

[Stadler]

The one thing I'm taking from this is we're all*MEN*.  No one has fessed up to the sit-down method of peeing.

So, um.....  asking for a friend... what are the rules on that?   NEVER sit?   Only sit after midnight and after sleep?   Only sit when not deeply engrossed in something (like a book) and risking flooding your pants? 

[hefdaddy42]

The one thing I'm taking from this is we're all*MEN*.  No one has fessed up to the sit-down method of peeing.

It happens occasionally.

[The Walrus]

I'm so much man that I admit to peeing sitting down from time to time. Case by case basis. Nothin' wrong with it.

[Shadow Ninja 2.0]

What kind of asshole stands up when sitting down's an option?

[jammindude]

Finally we all agree on something. 

Heck, not just at 2am...but honestly any time I’m too tired. Midnight after two drinks and I’m on my way to bed anyway...when I first wake up and I haven’t even made it to the coffee maker yet...etc etc

[pg1067]

The one thing I'm taking from this is we're all*MEN*.  No one has fessed up to the sit-down method of peeing.

I do that if I have to pee in the middle of the night or my wife goes to sleep early and I don't want to turn on the bathroom light.  That way I don't take the chance of missing when it's dark and I'm only half-awake.

[Phoenix87x]

Pissing sitting down is the best, mainly be cause I'm lazy as hell 

Its also great for those middle of the night pissings, since I'm stumbling around in the dark, half awake and couldn't co-ordinate a standing piss if I wanted to.

[Stadler]

The one thing I'm taking from this is we're all*MEN*.  No one has fessed up to the sit-down method of peeing.

I do that if I have to pee in the middle of the night or my wife goes to sleep early and I don't want to turn on the bathroom light.  That way I don't take the chance of missing when it's dark and I'm only half-awake.

This is where I - I mean, my friend! - was going.  It's just better for all involved.  According to him.  He also said it's not always a suitable substitute; sometimes the flow isn't the same and you NEED to stand. 

[hunnus2000]

The one thing I'm taking from this is we're all*MEN*.  No one has fessed up to the sit-down method of peeing.

I do that if I have to pee in the middle of the night or my wife goes to sleep early and I don't want to turn on the bathroom light.  That way I don't take the chance of missing when it's dark and I'm only half-awake.

This is where I - I mean, my friend! - was going.  It's just better for all involved.  According to him.  He also said it's not always a suitable substitute; sometimes the flow isn't the same and you NEED to stand.

Exactly my thoughts. Standing is all about gravity=force whereas sitting whilst pissing isn't quite as efficient. Now I'm not judging those who sit - yes I am -   nor am I making fun of anyone - yes I am but hey, to each their own.....freaks 

[jingle.boy]

The only time it’s acceptable is while dropping a deuce!

Middle of the night - I know my path to the bathroom like I’ve been blind all my life. I rarely miss.  And if I do - well, blame is what the cat is good for.

And I don’t need the toilet light, like Gary.

[Stadler]

The one thing I'm taking from this is we're all*MEN*.  No one has fessed up to the sit-down method of peeing.

I do that if I have to pee in the middle of the night or my wife goes to sleep early and I don't want to turn on the bathroom light.  That way I don't take the chance of missing when it's dark and I'm only half-awake.

This is where I - I mean, my friend! - was going.  It's just better for all involved.  According to him.  He also said it's not always a suitable substitute; sometimes the flow isn't the same and you NEED to stand.

Exactly my thoughts. Standing is all about gravity=force whereas sitting whilst pissing isn't quite as efficient. Now I'm not judging those who sit - yes I am -   nor am I making fun of anyone - yes I am but hey, to each their own.....freaks 

HAHAHAHA.   

[Elite]

Re: the OP

What the hell is a fly hole?

[jammindude]

Re: the OP

What the hell is a fly hole?

You’re kidding right?

It’s the useless area in the front of most men’s underwear where you could feasibly reach in and pull your “Junior Jammin” out so you can pee. Which of course, no one actually uses. 

[hunnus2000]

Re: the OP

What the hell is a fly hole?

You’re kidding right?

It’s the useless area in the front of most men’s underwear where you could feasibly reach in and pull your “Junior Jammin” out so you can pee. Which of course, no one actually uses. 

And don't forget that apparently it doubles as a cock ring so I'm headed to Amazon to order a couple of pairs for a scientific experiment!

This COVID has me all jacked up! 

[jammindude]

 

[JayOctavarium]

This thread. This is one of the reasons I love DTF

[The Walrus]

The only time it’s acceptable is while dropping a deuce!

Middle of the night - I know my path to the bathroom like I’ve been blind all my life. I rarely miss.  And if I do - well, blame is what the cat is good for.

And I don’t need the toilet light, like Gary.

Every time I pee, I'm going to send you a picture of me sitting on the toilet. You have asked for this. You won't know if I'm peeing sitting down or not, but I'm going to plant the seed in your head.

[jingle.boy]

The only time it’s acceptable is while dropping a deuce!

Middle of the night - I know my path to the bathroom like I’ve been blind all my life. I rarely miss.  And if I do - well, blame is what the cat is good for.

And I don’t need the toilet light, like Gary.

Every time I pee, I'm going to send you a picture of me sitting on the toilet. You have asked for this. You won't know if I'm peeing sitting down or not, but I'm going to plant the seed in your head.

Two can play this game.  And I'll make mine a video while playing Threshold AND Triumph.

[The Walrus]

The only time it’s acceptable is while dropping a deuce!

Middle of the night - I know my path to the bathroom like I’ve been blind all my life. I rarely miss.  And if I do - well, blame is what the cat is good for.

And I don’t need the toilet light, like Gary.

Every time I pee, I'm going to send you a picture of me sitting on the toilet. You have asked for this. You won't know if I'm peeing sitting down or not, but I'm going to plant the seed in your head.

Two can play this game.  And I'll make mine a video while playing Threshold AND Triumph.

The mute button exists for these reasons. I'd rather take a standing piss in the middle of the night and have to clean everything than ever hear a Threshold song again. 

[Dublagent66]

Next thing we know, you guys will be sending each other junk pics.     

[The Walrus]

Next thing we know, you guys will be sending each other dick pics.     

I have a story about this.

My two best friends have gone to the bathroom together all their lives, too, and it still weirds me out. Not always to do coke. Sometimes they just pee in the toilet together. I know. I don't get it. I think they use the fly holes. I'm going to ask them now.

[pg1067]

Re: the OP

What the hell is a fly hole?

You’re kidding right?

It’s the useless area in the front of most men’s underwear where you could feasibly reach in and pull your “Junior Jammin” out so you can pee. Which of course, no one actually uses. 

Useless?  No one uses?  You might look into a career as a political spin doctor.

[DragonAttack]

I dust off the cobwebs, and recall my Johnson having a mind on its own, fully erect, and then trying to fathom 'how in the hell would I have used the peehole?' at those instances.

Sitting on a toilet?:  if I remembered one thing about 'The 40 Year Old Virgin', it was the beginning of that movie.  Sitting was a necessity at times, otherwise one would liquidate the wall.

(this is a thread I bring up daily with my wife, just for the comments and humour.  Thank you all )

[emtee]

The next logical branch of this discussion is: Do you wear your junk north or south?  North feels so wrong. Gravity always wins.

[Phoenix87x]

Plain boxers for me so its always pointing south.

[jammindude]

The next logical branch of this discussion is: Do you wear your junk north or south?  North feels so wrong. Gravity always wins.

I’m not even sure I understand this. Isn’t the question “right side or left side”?

And it’s right side

[Stadler]

Straight down the middle.

[emtee]

The next logical branch of this discussion is: Do you wear your junk north or south?  North feels so wrong. Gravity always wins.

I’m not even sure I understand this. Isn’t the question “right side or left side”?

And it’s right side

No sir, that would be east and west. Some dudes point that thing toward the moon (north) and keep it situated that way with tighty whities or boxer briefs.

[The Walrus]

Securing your gun in the waistband holster is a tried and true method for stopping a turgid rod.

I don't have a directional preference, left or right. It goes where it goes. I don't make the rules in his house.

[Stadler]

I can't fathom north; wouldn't pinching it between the waistband and the skin be potentially HARMFUL?  Stick your arm in the air and hold it there and see how long before it starts to tingle because of lack of blood flow.