My Not So Awesome New Underwear....

[Tick]

So my wife brings me home a new 6 pack of Fruit of the Loom boxer briefs. I open them the other day and put on a pair. I go to the bathroom, pull down my zipper on my shorts and attempt to take a leak. I'm reaching around in my pants confused for a bit still I'm finally like, WTF? Why can I find the damn fly hole??? Because...wait for it... THERE ISN'T ONE! I'm call out to my wife, is this some kind of cruel joke? Where the hell is the fly hole on these stupid underwear!
She says what the hell are you talking about???
You bought me underwear without fly holes!
She starts laughing.

But seriously, I need a reason why any dude would buy underwear without a fly hole???

So I'm sure someone will offer up some rational but I can't find one....

[emtee]

Unknowingly feel into the same flyless trap several years ago with some upscale boxer briefs. I gave them a valid attempt. but eventually relegated them to the rag pile.

[Phoenix87x]

And you're sure they're not women's underwear by mistake? 

[Tick]

And you're sure they're not women's underwear by mistake? 

They were men's briefs. Totally messed up....
But perhaps with all the things people identify as these days they serve some kind of niche gender?

[hefdaddy42]

Not a fan of boxer briefs in general.

Be boxers.  Or be briefs.

But no flyhole is right out.

[The Walrus]

This happened to me once. I realized I had my boxers on backwards.

[TAC]

Maybe after seeing your junk she probably thought you sat down to pee anyway. 

[El Barto]

Not a fan of boxer briefs in general.

Be boxers.  Or be briefs.

This. And now it's getting harder and harder to find one or the other because everybody's buying these godawful abominations. It used to be 50/50 boxers and briefs at the store. Now it's 50% boxer-briefs, and 50% one or the other. Eh, that's why Jesus invented Amazon.

As for the fly, pants and shorts need flies. Underwear doesn't. It's elastic a the top. Easier to just pull the front down than fumble around with a dumb fly.

[King Postwhore]

I never used the fly hole.  They stretch out and little king looks to escapes daily and that is the weirdest feeling there is.

Plus grabbing your junk all day in public trying to fix that peek-a-boo all day is hard to do without being caught .

[The Walrus]

I never used the fly hole.  They stretch out and little king looks to escapes daily and that is the weirdest feeling there is.

Plus grabbing your junk all day in public trying to fix that peek-a-boo all day is hard to do without being caught .

I have never once 'stretched out' my flyhole. WTF Joe? You working with an artichoke?

As for the fly, pants and shorts need flies. Underwear doesn't. It's elastic a the top. Easier to just pull the front down than fumble around with a dumb fly.

Man that's just halfway to looking like Butters. 

[Tick]

Maybe after seeing your junk she probably thought you sat down to pee anyway. 

I may not reach bottom, but I'll bang the hell out of the sides...

[wolfking]

Maybe after seeing your junk she probably thought you sat down to pee anyway. 

 

[wolfking]

Can't stand boxers personally, but no opening at the front is a bit strange.

[Dublagent66]

C'mon, underwear with flyholes?    Never worked for me.  Bikini briefs only.  Undo pants button, unzip, insert thumb, crank those babies down and whip that fucker out. 

[The Walrus]

"insert thumb" 

[pg1067]

This. And now it's getting harder and harder to find one or the other because everybody's buying these godawful abominations. It used to be 50/50 boxers and briefs at the store. Now it's 50% boxer-briefs, and 50% one or the other. Eh, that's why Jesus invented Amazon.

And here I thought I was the only one who said stuff like this!   

[wolfking]

C'mon, underwear with flyholes?    Never worked for me.  Bikini briefs only.  Undo pants button, unzip, insert thumb, crank those babies down and whip that fucker out. 

Pretty much this is where it's at.

[King Postwhore]

C'mon, underwear with flyholes?    Never worked for me.  Bikini briefs only.  Undo pants button, unzip, insert thumb, crank those babies down and whip that fucker out. 

Exactly!!  Grab that firehouse and and put a hole in the ceramic!

Michael, thick like bull. 

[lordxizor]

I don't use the hole either. I just pull down the top. Much easier.

[jammindude]

I would have never noticed. I haven’t used a fly hole since puberty. Flipping the top down is way easier than trying to reach through that hole (that practically chokes it off anyway) and I also look far less like I’m fondling myself trying to fish it out.

Top flip down...done.

[Spiritus]

C'mon, underwear with flyholes?    Never worked for me.  Bikini briefs only.  Undo pants button, unzip, insert thumb, crank those babies down and whip that fucker out. 

Yea i really can't understand all these guys above. So much faster and easier than fiddling with that stupid hole

[goo-goo]

 

This thread has legendary thread potential.

[TAC]

You guys act like using the hole is like solving the fucking Rubik's Cube.


I can't unzip my pants and then pull the underwear down. That's just asking for trouble.

[King Postwhore]

You guys act like using the hole is like solving the fucking Rubik's Cube.


I can't unzip my pants and then pull the underwear down. That's just asking for trouble.

Sounds to me you only deal with worthless panties.

[jingle.boy]

I'm ashamed for all of you that I'm the first to refer back to Kramer.  I hate briefs, but



I've got a mix of both (fly hole; no fly hole), and have never had any trouble with either.

[Cool Chris]

I am not sure it has ever occurred to me to use the "Pull Down" method instead of using the "Pull It Out the Hole" method. But the fly on a boxer (which is what I wear) is more forgiving than the one of a boxer-brief.

And now it's getting harder and harder to find one or the other because everybody's buying these godawful abominations. It used to be 50/50 boxers and briefs at the store. Now it's 50% boxer-briefs, and 50% one or the other.

Never noticed this, but that might speak to how often I buy underwear.

[Snow Dog]

Chalk one up for boxer briefs here. I can’t stand the free swinging feel of boxers, and boxer briefs are that happy compromise of having support for the meat and two veg without feeling like a five year old boy.

And I’ve never used that fly hole to do my business. Ever. Feels way too weird having it poke through the fabric. I’m another one for the over the waistband method. Quicker. Easier. More comfortable. What’s not to like?

[The Walrus]

You guys act like using the hole is like solving the fucking Rubik's Cube.

Right?! 

[Spiritus]

You guys act like using the hole is like solving the fucking Rubik's Cube.


I can't unzip my pants and then pull the underwear down. That's just asking for trouble.

And you guys are acting like pulling down the underwear is like folding oregami.

[Tick]

Funny responses....

I only wear boxer briefs.
I only wear underwear with a fly hole. as any sane person would...
Bikini briefs have not been a thing for me since high school.

If I at a concert and I have to pee in a stall, I ain't messing around with underwear without a fly hole. Ludicrous....


But to the original point. What would be the reason a pair of mens underwear would be made without a fly hole?

[jingle.boy]

Funny responses....

I only wear boxer briefs.
I only wear underwear with a fly hole. as any sane person would...
Bikini briefs have not been a thing for me since high school.

If I at a concert and I have to pee in a stall, I ain't messing around with underwear without a fly hole. Ludicrous....


But to the original point. What would be the reason a pair of mens underwear would be made without a fly hole?

Because it's unnecessary.  Why don't bathing suits have a fly hole?  Why don't gym shorts have a fly hole?  Why don't sweat pants?  I'm sure in the history of mankind, many people have been able to figure out how to pee while we wearing any of those garments.  Sane or insane.

[Phoenix87x]

What is the brand of these underwear? I need to see a picture to get an idea of what we are dealing with

[The Walrus]

Funny responses....

I only wear boxer briefs.
I only wear underwear with a fly hole. as any sane person would...
Bikini briefs have not been a thing for me since high school.

If I at a concert and I have to pee in a stall, I ain't messing around with underwear without a fly hole. Ludicrous....


But to the original point. What would be the reason a pair of mens underwear would be made without a fly hole?

Because it's unnecessary.  Why don't bathing suits have a fly hole?  Why don't gym shorts have a fly hole?  Why don't sweat pants?  I'm sure in the history of mankind, many people have been able to figure out how to pee while we wearing any of those garments.  Sane or insane.

My bathing suit has a flyhole... Why aren't you buying swim trunks with a flyhole? Gym shorts don't have a fly hole because you don't want your twig and berries dropping out during a squat. 

[jingle.boy]

Funny responses....

I only wear boxer briefs.
I only wear underwear with a fly hole. as any sane person would...
Bikini briefs have not been a thing for me since high school.

If I at a concert and I have to pee in a stall, I ain't messing around with underwear without a fly hole. Ludicrous....


But to the original point. What would be the reason a pair of mens underwear would be made without a fly hole?

Because it's unnecessary.  Why don't bathing suits have a fly hole?  Why don't gym shorts have a fly hole?  Why don't sweat pants?  I'm sure in the history of mankind, many people have been able to figure out how to pee while we wearing any of those garments.  Sane or insane.

My bathing suit has a flyhole... Why aren't you buying swim trunks with a flyhole? Gym shorts don't have a fly hole because you don't want your twig and berries dropping out during a squat. 

But you do when you hop in the lake or in the hotel whirlpool?

[The Walrus]

Funny responses....

I only wear boxer briefs.
I only wear underwear with a fly hole. as any sane person would...
Bikini briefs have not been a thing for me since high school.

If I at a concert and I have to pee in a stall, I ain't messing around with underwear without a fly hole. Ludicrous....


But to the original point. What would be the reason a pair of mens underwear would be made without a fly hole?

Because it's unnecessary.  Why don't bathing suits have a fly hole?  Why don't gym shorts have a fly hole?  Why don't sweat pants?  I'm sure in the history of mankind, many people have been able to figure out how to pee while we wearing any of those garments.  Sane or insane.

My bathing suit has a flyhole... Why aren't you buying swim trunks with a flyhole? Gym shorts don't have a fly hole because you don't want your twig and berries dropping out during a squat. 

But you do when you hop in the lake or in the hotel whirlpool?

Well yeah. Buoyancy for the boys.  The flyhole is velcro'd, actually, so it's awesome.