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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2135 on: July 02, 2020, 04:33:37 PM »
Can I take his place for the rest of the roulette?

You may, but I'm adjusting your score and you have to start at the bottom :) Just no jokes about anything of any topic because you are a cis white male therefore everything is punching down.
Dude come on, I know you're joking but this is the kind of thing that, like in Cyril's thread, gives the impression that you don't care when I know you do.

If Cyril can set the standards for what matters in his thread why the fuck can't I be salty in my own? I already expressed my remorse and he dismissed it.
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2136 on: July 02, 2020, 04:39:21 PM »
How many rounds of crap do I have to prepare? Do I start in Round 6, or do you want a Round 5 submission tonight?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2137 on: July 02, 2020, 04:42:49 PM »
withdrawing from this roulette, have redacted all my submissions

This is what not listening to metal does to people.
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2138 on: July 02, 2020, 04:44:09 PM »
Can I take his place for the rest of the roulette?

You may, but I'm adjusting your score and you have to start at the bottom :) Just no jokes about anything of any topic because you are a cis white male therefore everything is punching down.
Dude come on, I know you're joking but this is the kind of thing that, like in Cyril's thread, gives the impression that you don't care when I know you do.

If Cyril can set the standards for what matters in his thread why the fuck can't I be salty in my own? I already expressed my remorse and he dismissed it.
I think you both need to cool off, it's become too heated.

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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2139 on: July 02, 2020, 05:24:16 PM »
How many rounds of crap do I have to prepare? Do I start in Round 6, or do you want a Round 5 submission tonight?

If you want to give a round 5 submission go for it but be quick, otherwise, send for 6!
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2140 on: July 02, 2020, 05:42:23 PM »
Well, I fucking had Cher all lined up but someone stole it.

Are you posting results tomorrow?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2141 on: July 02, 2020, 05:43:35 PM »
Well, I fucking had Cher all lined up but someone stole it.

Are you posting results tomorrow?

Technically Cher isn't banned yet because results haven't been posted.

And at this rate I probably won't have results posted til sometime this weekend, sorry folks. So if you want to send Cher, well, you still have time  :lol
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2142 on: July 02, 2020, 05:50:20 PM »
Oh, OK. then I'll get something in tonight.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2143 on: July 02, 2020, 05:51:10 PM »
You hear that, everyone? TAC says he's getting it in tonight!  :lol :lol
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2144 on: July 02, 2020, 05:52:46 PM »
I hope he took the blue pill before!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.Ē - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2145 on: July 02, 2020, 06:32:42 PM »
Wow, there's funny...


..and then there's you guys. :lol



Any way..sent for Round 5!


I actually liked most of what Cyril sent. Moreso then you did, so I'll start where he left off score wise.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2146 on: July 02, 2020, 06:52:02 PM »
That's the blue pill talking. 
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.Ē - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2147 on: July 02, 2020, 06:54:06 PM »
I'm leaving TAC's submission a mystery until results.

Comparisons tomorrow... comparisons with TAC's submission!  :lol
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2148 on: July 02, 2020, 07:02:54 PM »
Wait, send me his songs so I can post kingsmemes.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.Ē - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2149 on: July 02, 2020, 07:04:19 PM »
Wait, send me his songs so I can post kingsmemes.

omg!  :lol
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2150 on: July 02, 2020, 07:58:18 PM »
And jingle.memes. In fact, everyone should get a chance to meme his submissions.
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2151 on: July 02, 2020, 08:00:35 PM »
 :lol

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2152 on: July 02, 2020, 08:00:41 PM »
Oh screw it.

TAC sent Michael Schenker!  :lol
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2153 on: July 02, 2020, 08:04:16 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2154 on: July 03, 2020, 05:45:38 AM »
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2155 on: July 03, 2020, 05:50:59 AM »
Seriously. I'm convinced TAC doesn't have anything to send that isn't rock based  :lol
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 Michael Krabs impressions
« Reply #2156 on: July 03, 2020, 07:35:05 AM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.Ē - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 comparisons
« Reply #2157 on: July 03, 2020, 08:24:59 AM »
This is a really good round. Lots of styles across multiple genres and it's proving really hard to score and rank this one, so forgive me for results taking a while this round... Looking at last round's results, this is how I feel about your submissions, although as you can see, I'm still not totally sure on some of these. I've been wracking my brain the last couple days (and this morning) with how to score... This round is really impressive  :corn

1. Evermind ^
2. HOF ^
3. kingshmegland ^
4. Shadow Ninja 2.0 ??
5. ariich ^
6. Puppies_On_Acid ??
7. Indiscipline ^
8. Elite ^
9. Sacul ^
10. Podaar ??
11. Stadler v
12. Bolsters v
13. Big Hath ??
14. Buddyhunter1 ^
15. wolfking ^
16. Train of Naught v
17. romdrums ??
18. jingle.boy =
19. TAC v  :loser:
« Last Edit: July 03, 2020, 10:15:59 AM by The Walrus »
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« Reply #2158 on: July 03, 2020, 08:48:35 AM »
Crawling out of the bottom. LOL
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.Ē - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 comparisons
« Reply #2159 on: July 03, 2020, 09:32:20 AM »
Not gutted to score lower than my Clarence Clarity submission :lol but hope it still did great! As someone who probably listens to max. 10 hip hop artists with vocals (I tend to prefer instrumental hip hop), Clipping. really blew my mind with their latest album
people on this board are actual music fans who developed taste in music and not casual listeners who are following current fashion trends and listening to only current commercial hits.

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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 comparisons
« Reply #2160 on: July 03, 2020, 10:15:20 AM »
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 comparisons
« Reply #2161 on: July 03, 2020, 10:23:20 AM »
Does that mean TAC gets negative points?  :lol
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 comparisons
« Reply #2162 on: July 03, 2020, 10:27:34 AM »
TAC SHOULD get negative points for sending Michael damn Schenker in this roulette. Rest assured I'll be pressuring him for something more adventurous next round.
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 comparisons
« Reply #2163 on: July 03, 2020, 10:29:30 AM »
TAC SHOULD get negative points for sending Michael damn Schenker in this roulette. Rest assured I'll be pressuring him for something more adventurous next round.

TAC was born with a Blue Cheer Tee shirt on.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.Ē - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 comparisons
« Reply #2164 on: July 03, 2020, 10:36:49 AM »
TAC SHOULD get negative points for sending Michael damn Schenker in this roulette. Rest assured I'll be pressuring him for something more adventurous next round.

Why?? Itís totally Lead Free.

And itís totally winning the round.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 comparisons
« Reply #2165 on: July 03, 2020, 10:44:14 AM »
TAC SHOULD get negative points for sending Michael damn Schenker in this roulette. Rest assured I'll be pressuring him for something more adventurous next round.

Why?? Itís totally Lead Free.

And itís totally winning the round.

You send a focking light rock song and a bunch of guitar wanking. I seriously thought it was a joke submission. I was honestly hoping you would send Cher 'cause that's what this roulette is all about :lol  :lol
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 comparisons
« Reply #2166 on: July 03, 2020, 10:47:41 AM »
Iíll gladly take the Ďpushí. :fistpump:
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 comparisons
« Reply #2167 on: July 03, 2020, 10:48:32 AM »
Well I was gonna send Cher but it was taken. So was Duran Duran and Wham. Hell even Crowded House was used. Whatís a guy to do!

And itís not guitar wanking. Itís amazing playing and a different side than one might expect. Youíve been given a gift.

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 comparisons
« Reply #2168 on: July 03, 2020, 10:49:16 AM »
Well I was gonna send Cher but it was taken. So was Duran Duran and Wham. Hell even Crowded House was used. Whatís a guy to do!

And itís not guitar wanking. Itís amazing playing and a different side than one might expect. Youíve been given a gift.

I LITERALLY SAID Cher wasn't banned, last night, until results get posted. Then you said "oh okay!" and sent Michael Schenker instead  :rollin MICHAEL SCHENKER! That's like fucking sending Malmsteen's blues record in this roulette because it isn't metal. Well it's still Yngwie, mofo! I should've just told you to resend! :lol  :lol
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Re: The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- Round 5 comparisons
« Reply #2169 on: July 03, 2020, 10:51:58 AM »
It is less Lead than both Eric Johnson and Jeff Beck.


Donít fight it man. Let it wash over you.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol