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Breaking the walrus, breaking the walrus
TEAR DOWN THESE WALRUS FOR ME

Hey, that's not Judas Priest



that's Muse :neverusethis:
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:lol

Also I realise that Mr. Crabs and the Walrus sounds like a novelty ventriloquism act.

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Also I realise that Mr. Crabs and the Walrus sounds like a novelty ventriloquism act.

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Are we having a Hangman?? Or going right to Impressions? I have mine ready!

Man I just said earlier both are happening but I am kind of working right now hold on  :lol

But actually yeah we'll skip right to impressions this time tbh cause why not
From a Mega Man Legends island jamming power metal to a Walrus listening to black metal, I like your story arc.
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Omfg I finished an album on Spotify right as I posted that last message and I swear to god Judas Priest started playing. WTF  :rollin
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Omfg I finished an album on Spotify right as I posted that last message and I swear to god Judas Priest started playing. WTF  :rollin

Good for you!
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Omfg I finished an album on Spotify right as I posted that last message and I swear to god Judas Priest started playing. WTF  :rollin

Good for you!

No, not good for me! It was You've Got Another Thing Coming so it wasn't all terrible, I stopped it before the bad singer came in.
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Omfg I finished an album on Spotify right as I posted that last message and I swear to god Judas Priest started playing. WTF  :rollin

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Honestly, I don't know how you can like power metal and not at least like Painkiller. It's pretty much pure proto power metal.

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That's what she said.

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Honestly, I don't know how you can like power metal and not at least like Painkiller. It's pretty much pure proto power metal.

Well, but honestly that's like asking how I can like Toto but not like The Beatles. Just 'cause they came earlier doesn't mean I gotta like 'em. IMO Judas Priest has awful lyrics and their image has never been appealing to me, their whole 'leather and metal' schtick is cornier than dragons and magic to me, honestly. And they have thin, forgettable riffs and a terrible singer. One of my least favorite metal bands ever, one of the only few I actively dislike.

Also I rag on so much power metal I have friends who are convinced I'm a prog metal snob which is even funnier because I bag on prog metal all the time. Good power metal is really fucking good, but the vast majority of it is terrible and even worse than 80s hair metal.

I'll have first impressions up probably this afternoon. I've been slammed with work this morning
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I don't care for the Beatles either, so we agree on that. Kinda questioning my decision to send you a bunch of Judas Priest songs now though.

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i like the beatles but i grew up on them so
them and elvis and the beach boys and steve miller band, all bands my parents had compilations from and i listened to a lot.
pretty clear how i got into black metal from that, i'd assume

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I don't care for the Beatles either, so we agree on that. Kinda questioning my decision to send you a bunch of Judas Priest songs now though.

A couple people sent me Judas Priest songs in a past roulette despite me issuing a dire warning against doing so. They scored miserably, as predicted, the worst scores of the roulette if I remember correctly.

The Beatles have lots of good tunes. They also have a bunch of crap
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Omfg I finished an album on Spotify right as I posted that last message and I swear to god Judas Priest started playing. WTF  :rollin
I turned off that "automatically play recommended songs after your playlist finishes" feature as soon as I noticed they'd added, because it's the actual worst.

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There was a good month or so where that feature gave me nothing but Junius for some reason.
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There was a good month or so where that feature gave me nothing but Junius for some reason.
wtf :lol

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This first band is Soen very cool swingy jazz fusion kinda stuff.

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I LIKE Judas Priest (first concert ever!) but I understand the criticisms.  There is as much in the catalogue I don't like as that which I do.   I recognize that it's an odd position for an Iron Maiden or Kiss fan to take, but I just find Priest so... cartoon-y and, honestly, a little fake.   I think Priest wanted their cake and to eat it too; they wanted the metal cred of Maiden, and the commercial success of a Rainbow or Kiss, and so started walking the line.  For all the pomp of Maiden, they never really adopted the sort of "mettle" (because that's how Rob pronounces it) approach.  The music was what it was, and if they wanted to do a 15 minute epic, or a ballad, they did.  I think Priest was more calculating in that way. 

It bugged me a - A LOT - that Priest always talked about "their fans", but Maiden and Kiss always seemed, in their own way, more respectful of their fans.  Sure, Kiss fleeced their catalogue like pros, but there isn't a major band that is as accessible as Kiss, and Maiden is as good as any band at being responsible to their catalogue and giving their fans an opportunity to see all facets of the band, warts and all.   

It also bugged me - A LOT - that Maiden and even Kiss would put out live stuff and it was either a complete show or they told you where the material came from.  There are few full shows from Priest, and even the stuff that was so obvious was passed off as "a live track from one of our many world tours over the years".  I thought that was cheesy.

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Round 3 submissions

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Big Hath: Kevin Gilbert/Giraffe
1. Giraffe - Because of You
2. Kevin Gilbert - Goodness Gracious
3. Kevin Gilbert - Certifiable #1 Smash
4. Giraffe - Progress

Evermind: Easily Embarrassed
1. Time Holes
2. Little Match Sister
3. Little Trees And Mysteries

HOF: Paul Buchanan/The Blue Nile
1. Paul Buchanan - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
2. The Blue Nile - Regret
3. The Blue Nile - Family Life
4. The Blue Nile - Tinseltown in the Rain

Bolsters: Mree
1. To See the Light
2. Into the Well
3. Monsters
4. On Echo

Shadow Ninja 2.0: Bohren & der Club of Gore
1. Im Rauch
2. Fahr zu Hölle
3. Darkstalker

ariich: The Cat Empire
1. Fishies
2. Song for the Day
3. The Rhythm
4. The Lost Song
5. Til the Ocean Takes Us All

Puppies_On_Acid: Tenhi
1. Revontulet
2. Varpuspävä
3. Katve
4. Pojan Kiiski

Train of Naught: Vulfpeck
1. Welcome to Vulf Records
2. Back Pocket
3. Fugue State
4. 1612
5. Animal Spirits
6. Dean Town

Stadler: Jeff Beck
1. She's a Woman
2. Head for Backstage Pass
3. Blue Wind
4. Freeway Jam

Podaar: Bullmark (Interstate '76) also known as Arion Salazar, the bassist and founding member of Third Eye Blind?!  :lol
1. Interstate '76 Theme
2. Vigilante Shuffle
3. Desert Sky Groove
4. The T'aint
5. Spineless Funk
6. Tulip Waltz
7. Never Get Outta the Car (Extended Slap Mix)
8. Reggae Fusion

Buddyhunter 1: Toby Fox (Undertale)
1. MEGALOVANIA
2. Another Medium
3. Death By Glamour
4. Undertale
5. Hopes And Dreams
6. His Theme
7. Last Goodbye

Elite: Kamasi Washington
1. Re Run
2. Clair de Lune

kingshmegland: The Feeling
1. Love It When You Call
2. Never Be Lonely
3. Strange
4. Sewn

jingle.boy: Duran Duran
1. The Reflex (Dance Mix)
2. Rio
3. The Wild Boys

Indiscipline: Pentangle
1. A Maid That's Deep In Love
2. Cruel Sister
3. Hunting Song

romdrums: Keith Emerson
1. Piano Concerto, No. 1: Allegro giocoso
2. Piano Concerto, No. 1: Andante molto cantabile
3. Piano Concerto, No. 1: Toccata con fuoco

Sacul: Saltillo
1. Giving In
2. A Hair on the Head of John the Baptist
3. Denim
4. They All Do It The Same

wolfking: Jimmy Barnes
1. Driving Wheels
2. Too Much Ain't Enough Love
3. Waiting For The Heartache
4. Let's Make It Last All Night

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From a Mega Man Legends island jamming power metal to a Walrus listening to black metal, I like your story arc.
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Damn, now I can't use Megalovania when I inevitably send a bunch of Homestuck music.

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Damn, now I can't use Megalovania when I inevitably send a bunch of Homestuck music.

You can still use the male pregnancy song that he retrofitted for the new Pokemon game.

...or so I've heard, anyways.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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The wide awake one? :lol I mean I would guess Backstreet Boys but you know :lol
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LOLOL  I have no clue which one is mine. 
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Damn, now I can't use Megalovania when I inevitably send a bunch of Homestuck music.

The TAC rule, as it's known, also in effect in ariich's roulette, applies to mine as well, just in case you still want to use it. You just have to inform me that you want to use Toby Fox or Megalovania specifically in a future round, before round 3's results, but if you do, you have to use it when the time comes. Your choice, you can gamble and reserve it before you see how it does, or you can sit it out  :corn
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The earlier versions of Megalovania aren't as good though
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Chad you sly devil. Good Choice.

I was thinking the same thing.  ;)

Chad, see if you can find the episode of Later... with Jools Holland where DD do the live version of "Wild Boys".  WOW.   I think it slays, and it's a fine example of how you don't have to play "metal" to be "heavy" - or at least "powerful".   

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Omg Tim knocking it out of the park with impressions again. Backstreet themed, one that's literally no text just a picture of the tour poster, and the "THIS SHIT IS TIGHT" one made me bust up laughing  :lol :lol
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