The Walrus's Lead-Free Roulette -- now exploring every roulette submission ever

[Podaar]

Fun Fact: When I was in my 20's I used to hear all the time how I looked like Vince Gill. Strangers would come up to me and my wife wherever we were and say it.

Dude. I shit you not, I looked at some photos of Vince and was going to joke about how you looked kinda like him, but that is FUNNY.

I wonder? Out of all the talented western music artists I could have picked...why would I pick Vince Gill? Hmmm...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8sURTDg720

[TAC]

Ohhhh...

Well other than being incredibly handsome.....

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

Out of what's left I suppose mine is either 16 or 17. Although I'm leaning towards 16 because I don't hear any similarities with Lady Gaga, but that's just me...

[TAC]

Out of what's left I suppose mine is either 16 or 17. Although I'm leaning towards 16 because I don't hear any similarities with Lady Gaga, but that's just me...

[romdrums]

Fairly certain the Q*Bert one is mine. 

Yup.


You listen to that??

You bet, I love the dude's bass playing.

Katt, I'm thinking I'm number ten in your impressions.

[The Walrus]

romdrums, correct! Puppies, yes, 17! Have the rest of 'em 'cause I'm in the middle of working on writeups. Comparisons tomorrow!

1. And people say the metal I listen to is Disney music. WTF? [jingle.boy - Damian Wilson]
2. I wish I had some weed for this. [Shadow Ninja - CHVRCHES]
3. I really wish I had some weed for this. [Bolsters - CHVRCHES]
4. This is quaint and pleasant; one of these is not like the others - I just hope the others are growers [HOF - Sweet Billy Pilgrim]
5. This is epic and gorgeous and one of these sounds like it should play in This Is The End when the Backstreet Boys are doing a choreographed dance in Heaven [Evermind - Enigma]
6. I have definitely heard one of these groovy songs before, and it's great - I just hope the others are growers [Indi - Stevie Wonder]
7. The variety of this artist really impresses me, and the amount of electronics caught me off guard. [Elite - Ulver]
8. I think doubling down on your strategy from round 1 was a good idea [wolfking - Icehouse]
9. What a wonderful voice. [Stadler - Elvis Presley]
10. Part of this sounds like Sonic the Hedgehog, part of it sounds like I should be listening to it at a rave, but the whole package is delightful [romdrums - Squarepusher]
11. I bet you cheated on tests in school, too, you clever bastard! [Buddy - Revo (Bravely Default OST)]
12. Way more fun than your last submission - nice variety and good beats. [Sacul - Justice]
13. Best lyrics of the round and it's not even close [Big Hath - Jason Isbell]
14. I think I grew a mullet and a taste for Bud Light listening to this, but I'm not complaining, he's very fun to listen to [Podaar - Vince Gill]
15. This music makes me wish I had a modicum of dancing skill in my body. This is amazing. [Train - The Weeknd]
16. Quirky, with a hint of Lady Gaga. What a voice! [Puppies - Janelle Monáe]
17. This is better than the other stuff I've heard from this artist! [ariich - Submotion Orchestra]
18. There's a Toto vibe in here that I really like [king - Joe Jackson]

[TAC]

15. I think I grew a mullet and a taste for Bud Light listening to this, but I'm not complaining, he's very fun to listen to [Podaar - Vince Gill]

   

[TAC]

CHVCHES



CHVCHES 2




Squarepusher




Sweet Billy Pilgrim




Ulver




The Weeknd




Damian Wilson




Elvis Presley




Enigma




Icehouse




Janelle Monae




Stevie Wonder




Submotion Orchestra




Vince Gill




Jason Isbell




Joe Jackson




Revo




Justice




Lena Raine

[Indiscipline]

The cat in the Submotion Orchestra impression has been cracking me up for two days 

[TAC]

I first looked for a picture of Meatloaf with a cat. A Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad kind of thing. But then I saw that and it hit me.

[The Walrus]

Timpressions are my favorite thing about this roulette not gonna lie

I'm also amazed Tim knows what Q*Bert is 

[Shadow Ninja 2.0]

 I don't know how you manage to dislike CHVRCHES so much, they're like one of the most agreeable-sounding groups in existence. 

[The Walrus]

Speaking of, I want to also clarify that my weed comments are very much a positive remark. 

[King Postwhore]

Get out?!

[TAC]

I don't know how you manage to dislike CHVRCHES so much, they're like one of the most agreeable-sounding groups in existence. 

I have seen them mentioned many times on DTF, so I was actually excited to check them out.

But holy shit did they suck.

Speaking of, I want to also clarify that my weed comments are very much a positive remark. 

It wouldn't help.

[TAC]

I'm also amazed Tim knows what Q*Bert is 

I have pretty much heard of the popular games , but nothing after 1982-83. I think Q*Bert was out before then, no?

[The Walrus]

I don't know, I was born in 1991! 

[TAC]

I don't know, I was born in 1991! 

Damn, I graduated from college in 1990.  My stepson was born in 1990.

I saw Alice Cooper on March 16th, and my stepson was born on the 17th. I used to tease my wife that while she was in labor, I was watching Alice Cooper.

[King Postwhore]

I don't know, I was born in 1991! 

I'm trying to add up how much pussy I had by 1991.

[TAC]

I don't know, I was born in 1991! 

I'm trying to add up how much pussy I had by 1991.

Old footage of Joe adding it up.

[The Walrus]

 

[Crow]

I don't know how you manage to dislike CHVRCHES so much, they're like one of the most agreeable-sounding groups in existence. 

TAC is allergic to both synths and women

[King Postwhore]

Come on man. At least this guy.

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[King Postwhore]

I don't know how you manage to dislike CHVRCHES so much, they're like one of the most agreeable-sounding groups in existence. 

TAC is allergic to both synths and women

[Sacul]

Hell yeah pissed tac off

[Shadow Ninja 2.0]

I don't know how you manage to dislike CHVRCHES so much, they're like one of the most agreeable-sounding groups in existence. 

TAC is allergic to both synths and women

But Power Windows is one of his favorite albums 

[Sacul]

I don't know how you manage to dislike CHVRCHES so much, they're like one of the most agreeable-sounding groups in existence. 

my ex deeply despised me for liking one of their songs so there's that too

[Crow]

that's why she is your ex

[Stadler]

I don't know, I was born in 1991! 

Damn, I graduated from college in 1990.  My stepson was born in 1990.

I saw Alice Cooper on March 16th, and my stepson was born on the 17th. I used to tease my wife that while she was in labor, I was watching Alice Cooper.

AND

I don't know, I was born in 1991! 

I'm trying to add up how much pussy I had by 1991.

Feel free to insert a picture of the three Stooges in here.  Or Rush.  Or Chevy, Steve and Martin.   Or....

I was living my best life in Burbank, California in 1991. 

[King Postwhore]

In 1991 I visited my buddy in Cypress CA.  Roadied for him when his band played The Roxy in Hollywood.  Hollywood was a shock how rundown the area was.

[Stadler]

In 1991 I visited my buddy in Cypress CA.  Roadied for him when his band played The Roxy in Hollywood.  Hollywood was a shock how rundown the area was.

That's funny, because that was my impression too; I remember going to The Rainbow with a couple of guys I was working with (who weren't into music like me) and they were like "bro, this place sucks, let's go".   I stood next to Ron Jeremy when I ordered my drink, though, so there's that.   

[King Postwhore]

Was he standing using his tripod?

[Stadler]

I don't know about that, but he's every bit as hairy as he looks in the pictures.  I didn't talk to him, but he seemed like a personable guy (if I had to guess, though, he was fueled up a little bit; he had that look.)

[The Walrus]

I bet Ron Jeremy smells like Astroglide and an excess of Drakkar Noir.

[jingle.boy]

I would suspect beef and cheese.