RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!

[TAC]

Hopefully you'll send something just like it.

[Evermind]

Hopefully you'll send something just like it.

Well I'm usually not the one to deprive someone desperate of hope, but you're focked if you think I'm sending growls in the Royal Rumble you're focked regardless

[TAC]

[The Walrus]

Sent

[romdrums]

Sent.  I’m ready to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum.

[Podaar]

So, is Katt back in this round or is it just a grudge match between him and Cyril? I won’t be able to check in or make a submission until tomorrow morning. See y’all then.

[The Walrus]

Nope. I just came back to body him I didn't actually send anything lol

[jingle.boy]

Dusty... I read your post with the biggest chease-eatin grin on my face.  That was glorious.

Cyril... impressive 3 rounds.  Well done dude.

How did I miss the Iron Sheik's gigantic head with that swing!

The Sheik will never know how fortunate he has been bending down to pick up his fallen golden tooth from the floor suck his own dick at the right time.

Alex, your writeups are truly a work of art.  I know it's been said, but... this round alone makes it the best roulette ever.

As for the song choices, that's some weird-ass shit across the board.

[King Postwhore]

a dyslexic (king) walks into a bra

Story of my life.

[jingle.boy]

a dyslexic (king) walks into a bra

Story of my life.

Story of your wife!

[King Postwhore]

You don't know how she dries those over the shoulder boulder holders.

[TAC]

Over the shoulder boulder holder?

I haven't heard that since the 8th grade!

[The Walrus]

This is the most dude roulette in the history of roulettes. What a sausage fest

[King Postwhore]

Tim, I'm sorry. my wife has Mountains.

#mylifeistitsup

[TAC]

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[King Postwhore]

I'm pleased.

[TAC]

I'm glad one of you is.

[King Postwhore]

25+ years disagrees with you.

Especially in this day and age.

In your face Time Capsule Flanders.

[TAC]

Well I got 23 but only because I'm much younger than you!

[King Postwhore]

6 months is an eternity.   Lol

I'm just glad my wife is an old soul.  Seriously. 

[TAC]

My wife is an old soul too. I just wished she liked heavy metal.

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

My wife is an old soul too. I just wished she liked heavy metal.

Next time you run a roulette make her listen to all of our submissions like Indy did. 

[King Postwhore]

I'm spoiled.  The wifey likes metal more than myself.

[Elite]

Well fock, that’s a shame.

[Elite]

Well fock, that’s a shame.

Indeed, it is.

[Elite]

While I'm thrilled that Cyril is eliminated, I've got to admit that Shade Empire - Anti-Life Saviour is a damn fine song and I like it a lot.

No word whatsoever on Wilderun making bottom of the round?

“I'm raping your growlie allergic eardrums, you corrupt fock. Listen to the resultaten of sound nog bring propey!

And as usual, the write-up was fantastic, but this stupid quote of an abominable typo-fest legitimately made me laugh out loud.

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Go Ruslan and go namesake! Rooting for you guys now!

[Evermind]

While I'm thrilled that Cyril is eliminated, I've got to admit that Shade Empire - Anti-Life Saviour is a damn fine song and I like it a lot.

No word whatsoever on Wilderun making bottom of the round?

Go Ruslan and go namesake! Rooting for you guys now!

Hey, it was 3 AM and I didn't even notice Wilderun was sent. I get why you would send this, NeO did well despite growls and Wilderun's compositions are on par with them I think, shame it didn't work. I'm not sending any more growls in this roulette though.

[Elite]

While I'm thrilled that Cyril is eliminated, I've got to admit that Shade Empire - Anti-Life Saviour is a damn fine song and I like it a lot.

No word whatsoever on Wilderun making bottom of the round?

Go Ruslan and go namesake! Rooting for you guys now!

Hey, it was 3 AM and I didn't even notice Wilderun was sent. I get why you would send this, NeO did well despite growls and Wilderun's compositions are on par with them I think, shame it didn't work. I'm not sending any more growls in this roulette though.

Exactly my thought. I personally thought it would be funny to kick out Stadler with growls, but you can see how that turned out

Though I am actually curious on Alessandro's thoughts on the song, since I definitely didn't send it with the intention to tank hard.

[Indiscipline]

My thoughts on the song? I'm still not broken in enough to really appreciate a song past the voices of demons. I do it artificially in dedicated rounds where I try to force myself and the orc field is leveled, but I would not be honest calling "good" a growlie tune outside the "laboratory".

Nonetheless, I'm glad you guys are liking the writeups.

My wife is an old soul too. I just wished she liked heavy metal.

Next time you run a roulette make her listen to all of our submissions like Indy did. 

My wife is older than them and theirs!

[Podaar]

Okay, I've had a chance to listen to all the songs in the most recent rumble.

First, I've got to say--Cyril, what a good sport. Great fun having you as the villain of this little Vaudeville act. I can see why you thought you had a winner, especially after the three minute mark of the song. Still, it does seem like a bit of an "own goal" sending the growlies. Your performance in the previous rumbles did prompt me into sending my best punt though, so well done there. My tune was destined to either pin you deep in your own territory or to be easily run back for a touchdown. Luckily for me, my instincts for Indi's tastes were correct for once...not sure what I've got left in the tank now.

Ale and Katt? Thanks for the masterful writing for the rumble. It was a pleasure to read and funny as hell.

During this roulette, I've heavily considered sending Wilderun...boy am I glad I didn't give into my own tastes now. Dodged a bullet there.

[Podaar]

Indi, what's the schedule for the next rumble? Are we going to try and get in this weekend, or wait until Monday?

[Indiscipline]

No action 'till Monday

[Podaar]

Cool, I'm out then. Saturday work in the garden is calling.

[The Walrus]

Ale and Katt? Thanks for the masterful writing for the rumble. It was a pleasure to read and funny as hell.

I have never had so much fun in a roulette as I have with this one. 

[Crow]

if it makes y'all feel any better you knocked me out before i could send the song i was holding onto for the end, which got this reaction out of indi:

Dammit, C. You had to send this fistful of gut poetry, not the orcs