Click HereOn corner one: the Cool Undertaker, his urn full of ashes from
a female vocalist sporting balls bigger than 80% of her male peers.
On corner two: Ricky The Dracul Steamboat, his kimono sewn in silk
coloured in full of regret viril tonesOn corner three: Jake the Snake-on-the-Train Roberts, his pet reptile kept in a
sack closely watched by Lethean.
On corner four: Dusty The American Beard Rhodes, king of all promos, waving at a
cute young lady sitting in the stands
At center ring – mainly because it's focking square, for the geometry-challenged – the masked wrestler with
1000 names and
6 roaming owlsWhile no one seems to even notice the mysterious contendant, Undertaker and The Snake go at each other's throats as if a long time feud is brewing. Jake tries a
Better Than Lacquer btw DDT on the deadman, but he's met with a lethal
Glorious Vocals Tombstone. Jake's body is lying on the ground, ready to be carried and tossed outside the ring.
On the other side of the ring, Dusty grabs Steamboat and performs a
Thin Timbre Weaver Lock; the Dracul succeeds in resisting the hold – while this event's promoter falls asleep – and, while The American Beard is suddenly distracted by six furious night raptors, he goes for an
Incredible Pathos Dropkick sending his adversary over the third rope. A grateful wink towards the silent masked wrestler is met with a sardonic emoticon.
Ricky is scanning the mat searching for the next challenge, and he spots the Undertaker throwing Roberts off the ring. Way quicker than his submission habits, Steamboat unleashes a
Song of The Round versus Second Best Song of the Round Jumping Clothesline at the deadman, who falls along his victims. Only one Dracul, one masked man, and six owls are left in the ring, waiting for the next buzzer.
Challenges:
Chris and Train targeted each other
Katt targeted Sacul
Cyril targeted Katt
Sacul targeted Chris
Eliminated:
Chris. Bad luck, man. You've been targeted by the only song I liked more than yours. I thank you for the enjoyable participation, and I'm extremely happy to have met a cool dude like you.
Train. Crap, when not tormenting me with satan music, you've sent me among the best stuff I've heard in this roulette so far. Thank you for playing and take care.
Katt. I know, I have no soul, but that ballad didn't do very much for me. I will never stop to thank you for your enthusiastic promos from day one, setting the mood for everyone. Have a bit of focking rest!
Survivors:
Sacul
Cyril
Round Songs Ranking:
Sacul: Nick Cave – Waiting for You
Chris: Triosphere – The Heart's Dominion
Cyril: East of the Wall – Running Tab of Sweetness / Horseback Riding in a Bicycle World
Katt: Monica Heldal – Follow You Anywhere
Train: Katatonia – Behind the Blood
The ring is ready for the 82.5 Club