RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!

[King Postwhore]

I saw them at the Worcester Aud on the Raise Your FistAnd Yell tour.

I know you know the story about me and Motorhead. 

[TAC]

I saw them at the Worcester Aud on the Raise Your FistAnd Yell tour.

I know you know the story about me and Motorhead.

You've told me before, and I know it involves a friend of yours.


I saw the first leg. He had Frehley's Comet and Faster Pussycat opening. For some reason, Ace didn't play that night. So I saw the worst band I've ever seen... actually the second worst, play a full opening set.

Alice came back with Motorhead and played the Veteran's Memorial Auditorium in Providence in early '88. The same night, Paul DiAnno's Battlezone was playing the Living Room. The two venues are like 5 blocks away. My girlfriend, who was very cool about me going to shows, for some reason, threw a nutty when I mentioned these shows. Needless to say, I didn't go.

[King Postwhore]

 

Girls.  AMIRITE?!

[TAC]

It was a Saturday night. My girlfriend was still in high school, so I would go home on the weekends. I could literally go to 5 concerts a week, but if it was a Saturday..

I actually really regret not going to see Paul DiAnno that night. Probably one of my biggest concert regrets.

[Podaar]

Jesus H Tapdancing Christ. Does every fucking thread need to turn in the TAC vs. King nobody-gives-a-good-god-damned-whos-gone-to-the-most-lame-ass-concerts thread?

[The Walrus]

I was gonna say, this thread is a roulette by day, high school reunion by night 

[TAC]

Jesus H Tapdancing Christ. Does every fucking thread need to turn in the TAC vs. King nobody-gives-a-good-god-damned-whos-gone-to-the-most-lame-ass-concerts thread?

I was gonna say, this thread is a roulette by day, high school reunion by night 

 



You guys, you have no idea how hard I laughed at that. Even , my son was like, what is so funny..

[The Walrus]

See? THAT'S HARD TIMES!

[Cool Chris]

You're lucky that's not 87 Kane. Lol

THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE! THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!

[lonestar]

I was gonna say, this thread is a roulette by day, high school reunion by night 

   

[jingle.boy]

You're lucky that's not 87 Kane. Lol

THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE! THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!

He's huge, whoever he is!

[Indiscipline]

I was gonna say, this thread is a roulette by day, high school reunion by night 

And that's a bloody shame, if you ask me. We're doing it wrong by day.

Alex, I have a technical question.

In Round 6 you state this:

"Round VI: The Finisher. That's your ultimate weapon; not only a one-use move capable of terminating your adversary and possibly hurt yourself, but the move that defines you as a wrestler and sums your character up most efficiently."

Do I sum up TAC's character with a song or Ric Flair's character?

I also state "same as round two but this time it's about YOU".

The TAC's character, and Ozzy's first four albums are banned.


I must admit I've been a little sloppy and lazy in the first round; for this one I promise more inane verbosity, a more straight Hoganman, some timestamp impressions, steroids and ringrats for everybody.

However, I will do NOTHING until I hear King's Motorhead story 

[King Postwhore]

 

I type it out later. Lol

[Podaar]

However, I will do NOTHING until I hear King's Motorhead story 

I type it out will send you a PM later. Lol

FTFM


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Round 2: SENT!

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[King Postwhore]

 

Gregg, that was my plan. 

[Podaar]

 

[Elite]

So, how the heck am I supposed to find a song that defines you? I kind of think what direction I'll go, but I have no idea whether it's going to be a good idea or not.

[The Walrus]

Indi wants us to send something to define him but I don't have anything with Pavarotti scatting over a 6/13 harpsichord-Moog unison fugue

[Elite]

Okay, that's your loss then

[Podaar]

So, how the heck am I supposed to find a song that defines you? I kind of think what direction I'll go, but I have no idea whether it's going to be a good idea or not.

Think about the forum member formerly known as Indiscipline. Think about all you know of the man behind the mask. Think about all his likes and dislikes as evidenced by his first roulette. Think about wrestling audiences and the ring. Think about how he would eviscerate his opponents while the crowd chants his name.

Then throw all that out and pick a generic progressive metal tune with orc vocals and send him that.

[Elite]

Great plan, will do!

[jingle.boy]

So, how the heck am I supposed to find a song that defines you? I kind of think what direction I'll go, but I have no idea whether it's going to be a good idea or not.

Think about the forum member formerly known as Indiscipline. Think about all you know of the man behind the mask. Think about all his likes and dislikes as evidenced by his first roulette. Think about wrestling audiences and the ring. Think about how he would eviscerate his opponents while the crowd chants his name.

Then throw all that out and pick a generic progressive metal tune with orc vocals and send him that.

Shaddup You Face

I've never seen a whinier, more pathetic sounding group of chumps in my life!  You think us ex-Navy seals complained that we didn't know the enemy when dredging thru the swamps and marshes in Vietnam.  Hell know.  We took our orders, did our job, and kicked ass.  Sure, we were exposed to Agent Orange, but we had the guts and the fortitude to get thru it.  All you pretty boys go run home to mama and suckle on her teet.  Real men do their job.  Jesse "The Body" is going to the top.  <flexes>

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

Indi wants us to send something to define him but I don't have anything with Pavarotti scatting over a 6/13 harpsichord-Moog unison fugue

That's what I sent him. 

[Podaar]

I've never seen a whinier, more pathetic sounding group of chumps in my life!  You think us ex-Navy seals complained that we didn't know the enemy when dredging thru the swamps and marshes in Vietnam.  Hell know.  We took our orders, did our job, and kicked ass.  Sure, we were exposed to Agent Orange, but we had the guts and the fortitude to get thru it.  All you pretty boys go run home to mama and suckle on her teet.  Real men do their job.  Jesse "The Body" is going to the top.  <flexes>

*Hacktui* Navy seals are pile of pump wearing jabronis. Iran army have the sex with your ass whenever we want. We from oldest civilization on the world. Persian empire, skullet boy. #minnesotafuckyou

[jingle.boy]

I've never seen a whinier, more pathetic sounding group of chumps in my life!  You think us ex-Navy seals complained that we didn't know the enemy when dredging thru the swamps and marshes in Vietnam.  Hell know.  We took our orders, did our job, and kicked ass.  Sure, we were exposed to Agent Orange, but we had the guts and the fortitude to get thru it.  All you pretty boys go run home to mama and suckle on her teet.  Real men do their job.  Jesse "The Body" is going to the top.  <flexes>

*Hacktui* Navy seals are pile of pump wearing jabronis. Iran army have the sex with your ass whenever we want. We from oldest civilization on the world. Persian empire, skullet boy. #minnesotafuckyou

More like the dumbest civilization in the world.  Talk is cheap baldy.  Put away your 'fudge-packer-of-the-year' certificate, and play your tune.  When I'm done with you, you'll be able to ass-rape all the young virgins you want.

[romdrums]

Round two sent.  By the way, I'm seeing a lot of cryin' in this thread.  So you all know, I ran out of tears at 14. 

[The Walrus]

Round two sent.  By the way, I'm seeing a lot of cryin' in this thread.  So you all know, I ran out of tears at 14. 

Yeah, 'cause they beat you dry! 

[Podaar]

I ran out of tears at 14.

...and bubblegum.

Plenty of tears coming for you school-girl skirt. You and Venturi. Iron Sheik's best friend, Sheik Yerbouti, he say broken hearts are for assholes. Guess what, YOUR AN ASSHOLE. That's right.

[jingle.boy]

I ran out of tears at 14.

...and bubblegum.

Tim doesn't get this.

[Podaar]

I ran out of tears at 14.

...and bubblegum.

Tim doesn't get this.

  

I literally laughed out loud!

[romdrums]

Round two sent.  By the way, I'm seeing a lot of cryin' in this thread.  So you all know, I ran out of tears at 14. 

Yeah, 'cause they beat you dry! 

Hey Dusty, don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun. 

I ran out of tears at 14.

...and bubblegum.

Plenty of tears coming for you school-girl skirt. You and Venturi. Iron Sheik's best friend, Sheik Yerbouti, he say broken hearts are for assholes. Guess what, YOUR AN ASSHOLE. That's right.

Hey Sheik, when Mommy and Daddy raised you, did they put the swing too close to the wall?

[Podaar]

Hey Sheik, when Mommy and Daddy raised you, did they put the swing too close to the wall?

Yes, and I knock it down, just like it was a little piper.

[romdrums]

Hey Sheik, when Mommy and Daddy raised you, did they put the swing too close to the wall?

Yes, and I knock it down, just like it was a little piper.

Hey Sheik, you're as strong as an ox, and almost as smart!

[Indiscipline]

I ran out of tears at 14.

...and bubblegum.

[TAC]

I ran out of tears at 14.

...and bubblegum.

Tim doesn't get this.

Hah! Not in the slightest.