romdrums: Guns'n'Roses – Get in the Ring 13Theme perfectly executed. Still can't stand'em.Musical Value: 5 Let's pick some cuts from the Knocking on Heaven's Door sessions, put'em on a Sex Pistols tune, and salvage the rest with the always amazing Slash (who can't play a tasteless lick even if he wanted). Add venom, hypocrisy, and the tragically transformative lack of Izzy in the creative process.
Offensive Value: 8 It's a vicious full on putdown towards all the schmucks like me who don't respect success before firing armchair critique, and I'll take it like a man.
Evermind: Roger Waters – It's a Miracle 14You focking did your homeworkMusical Value: 6 Spacey, classy, elegant … and totally cold and contrived, desperately lacking the human warmth of some Gilmour weeping on Wright carpet. Yet spacey, classy, elegant. The I Should Have Never Split From My Musical Partner Rushmore: Waters Roger, Lennon John, Portnoy Mike, Turner Ike.
Offensive Value: 8 I was almost in agreement with the general lyrical sentiment, then it went and threw shade at A.L. Webber and operetta (my job). Fock you.
Excellent work, everybody. Just for kicks, my all time favourite offensive song? How Do You Sleep.
And we have our first set of standings:
Evermind 14
jingle 13
romdrums 13
Chris 12
King 11.5
Puppies 11
Sacul 11
Train 11
Katt 10.5
TAC 10.5
lonestar 10
Podaar 10
Stadler 10
ariich 9
Elite 9
Feel free to send for Round 2, but mind you:
Round II: Entrance Music. Barge in on the arena with the right tune and half the battle is already won. The crowd will move at your command, respond to your catchposes, become your dancing and singing army. Never again it will be possible to disjoint a tune's first four bars from your image.
Introduce me with music. Find a song that totally represents me and projects my traits on a 1/100 scale. I will rate it both as valuable musical piece and exalting instrument