Macho Man vs normal decent metal-head fellow, mano a mano!
Fellas, you better
click here!Look, Gene! Mr VIndi McMahon is getting into the ring! What do you think?
What an insufferable ponce!
That's a given. What I gene mean, Mean Gene, is
what do you think is he going to do?
Silence, peons!
Is this focking thing on? Ok, right
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, are we having a good time? Feel free to cheer and answer as if Slaughter isn't there with mace and taser, by all means. Good.
RJandy and TAC, you've climbed this silly mountain of bullcrap and showed the world what resilience, dumb luck, and blackmailing me with compromising pics is all about. You're both winners in my eyes (and please burn those focking pics), but gladiators code demands only one of you survives. Tough titties.
You are too tired to lift a newspaper, forget a human being, so we're making this last bout a last man standing match. I am confident I don't have to explain what that means. Now fight, because I focking hate ado!
They face each other:
Are you ready for this, man?
Feel lucky, punk?
Please, stop it
My name is Inigo Montoya ...
Cut it off, man!
I proclaim this the summer of George!
Jesus Christ ...
Luke, I am your father
What in the fucking fuck
?
Name's Snake
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
Winter is coming
I can't believe this shit ...
I'm only seventeen. You ain't seen love, ain't seen nothing like me
* flop *
Oooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Or, in a nutshell:
The Pros:
TAC's tune
Prospekt | The Great Awakening - is waaaaaay more technical, articulated, and features a couple of quite impressive guitar solos; lonestar's tune
Incura | Disable Everything - is a focking mean earworm with genuine classic hard rock spunk/angst, and features the kind of over-dramatic singing that got Be Calm top marks a couple of rounds ago.
The Cons:
TAC's tune is DT inspired upper echelon gen pop, lollygags for too long, and has not likable choir keyboards and a vocalist with range but on an emergency ventilator; lonestar's tune is young man metal upper echelon gen pop, repeats itself too much, and has not likable up-to-date in your face production.
If I had to rank these songs' respective chord charts and sheet music, TAC would have won, but I'm more music user than scholar in this context, and I can't stop singing that focking diabolic chorus inside and outside my head. Plus, when in doubt, the best vocalist always wins.
Tim, there's a reason you almost repeated as Indi's Champion: you have an amazing thumb on my pulse, and I believe this last round was more a matter of scraping the barrell than losing track. You have resisted every attack and challenged everybody, plus if we factor duels won you have basically won this thing. Blame my silly rules, and once again thank you for the wonderful music ,participation, and being the best sport I know, on or off line.
RJ, yours must be one of the most bizarre and amazing roulette runs ever. You went everywhere and got every kind of score in the spectrum. Yet you kept pounding, and for some magical reason you were practically untouched in the rumble, as if fate wanted a crazy run to win this crazy thing. Congratulations, you beat the guy I was convinced would have won this. Thank you for the great songs and let me give you The Belt:
(courtesy of King Awesome Joe. A big thank you!)
Rest of the gang, you have all my gratitude. I will remember these two months as The Rumble Time, not The CoVid Time. Thank you!
Vince out.
Back to Sinatra.
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