Bukkake is a very expensive Japanese pearl necklace.
Click HereFour new combatants join the fray:
Walking the isle with deliberate menacing calm, here's Sting On Acid, polishing his deadly bat with
heroic over the top oil.Spitting phlegm and promising the audience anal torments, here's The MormIron Sheik, waving a
Gibson SG shaped flag.A recent elite transplant from some European Wrestling Division, here's The Fabulous FreeDogBird, signing autographs with an
unbearably sexy playing hard to get pen.Chained and leashed by security staff, here's King George The Animal Steele, chewing on a
robust solo of yore turnbuckle.Meanwhile, ironically complaining about the new challengers being late, Ricky The Dracul Steambot checks his knee. It bends and hurts in a
match compromising way. The crowd is furious with the Masked Wrestler, showering him with loud salty chants:
“You screwed
Bret Katt! You screwed
Brett Katt! You screwed
Brett Katt!”
A nod from Vindi McMahon in Gorilla position, and the alleged ghost player removes his mask, causing a general explosion of horrified surprise:
“Oh my god, he's Shawn ParaMichaels!”
The Heartbreak Kid smiles back, showing
Sgt Pepper Queen teeth.Sting and The Dracul clinch immediately, their mutual disdain palpable. It's a test of strenght locked on a draw for long tense seconds, when suddenly Ricky's bent knee collapses, strained by years of
Unsufferable Yelling Crossbody Slams. All Sting is left to do is stun his opponent with his
Kickass Rythm Section Production Bat and receive the audience's pop.
On the other half of the ring, three men move as one against the Showstopper. King George goes for a vicious
Kinda Navarro Style Guitars Bite on the right bicep, but Shawn waves the giant away with
Theatrics in Spades; The Sheik attempts a
Solo for the Ages Camel Clutch, but he's rebuffed by a stiff
Amazing Songwriting Elbow to the nose, while a powerful
Kashmir Vibes Haymaker from the DogBird misses his target. The three temporary allies step back to regroup, baffled by the unexpected resistence.
Shawn seizes the moment to escape on the other side of the ring, where a barely coherent Steambot is struggling to stand up; the timing is too inviting, and the Dracul is met by a violent
Wonderful Climax Sweet Chin Music. Sting raises an eybrow, an immediate understanding; the two man grab Ricky and toss him over the third rope.
Three men on one side of the ring, two on the other one, and the third buzzer a go.
Challenges:
Podaar, king, Elite target Cyril
Cyril targets Sacul
Sacul targets Puppies
Puppies targets Sacul
Eliminated:
Sacul. I know, mate, I made you resend to kingdom come and back, but that song was poison in my roulette. A shame, because during the theme rounds you went on a streak extremely tailored to my tastes. Thank you and stick around!
Survivors:
Podaar
king
Elite
Cyril
Puppies
Song Standings:
fun. - Be Calm
Derek Trucks Band – This Sky
Alanis Morissette – Uninvited
Arion – Burn Your Ship
Dada – Rise
Bent Knee – Battle Creek
Stadler, the floor is yours.
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