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« Reply #1750 on: January 10, 2021, 07:17:29 PM »
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Re: 2020 NFL Thread v. Playoffs ready to rock (with no Giants)
« Reply #1751 on: January 10, 2021, 07:17:48 PM »
I knew the Steelers were not playing well going into the playoffs but this bad?  Holy moly.
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« Reply #1752 on: January 10, 2021, 07:18:06 PM »
Well if anyone can screw up that big of a lead it would be the Browns.... and of course the Superbowl Falcons.

You know, I was having a good day and you had to go and remind me of, to this day, the only game to actually trigger an anxiety attack.

I mean I’m over it at this point, but dammit that game messed me up for a little bit.

Oh dang, I would've taken you as a Giants fan with NYC in your name and all that.

And Ben gets picked again.
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« Reply #1753 on: January 10, 2021, 07:19:28 PM »
Well if anyone can screw up that big of a lead it would be the Browns.... and of course the Superbowl Falcons.

You know, I was having a good day and you had to go and remind me of, to this day, the only game to actually trigger an anxiety attack.

I mean I’m over it at this point, but dammit that game messed me up for a little bit.

Oh dang, I would've taken you as a Giants fan with NYC in your name and all that.

And Ben gets picked again.

I’m a die hard Jets fan. The end of that game broke me.
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Re: 2020 NFL Thread v. Playoffs ready to rock (with no Giants)
« Reply #1754 on: January 10, 2021, 07:43:09 PM »
Cleveland receivers forgot how to catch balls thrown right at them....
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« Reply #1755 on: January 10, 2021, 07:45:58 PM »
WIIIIIDDEEE OOOOPPEEENNN.
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« Reply #1756 on: January 10, 2021, 07:46:39 PM »
Maybe the Browns should rest their starters for the rest of the game.
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« Reply #1757 on: January 10, 2021, 07:46:57 PM »
WIIIIIDDEEE OOOOPPEEENNN.
Watching the Steelers getting their butts whipped brings me such joy  :corn
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Re: 2020 NFL Thread v. Playoffs ready to rock (with no Giants)
« Reply #1758 on: January 10, 2021, 07:48:06 PM »
Cleveland is looking good; they're winning on fundamentals. Physical football, good line play (on both sides of the ball).  I'm digging this; I will not be sad if they hold on to this lead. 

I know Pitt has not been playing well, but who would have thought a Mike Tomlin team would come out so FLAT in a playoff game, especially against a rival.  They're getting pushed around.

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« Reply #1759 on: January 10, 2021, 07:49:22 PM »
Man, as a lifelong Clevelander, this feels soooooo good!

I was 13 the last time the Browns won a playoff game.... that was many moon ago.

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« Reply #1760 on: January 10, 2021, 07:58:25 PM »
WIIIIIDDEEE OOOOPPEEENNN.
Watching the Steelers getting their butts whipped brings me such joy  :corn

I'm a Pats fan.  I've seen it a lot.  :lol
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« Reply #1761 on: January 10, 2021, 08:11:18 PM »
So I haven't followed the league this season at all, I know there are Covid-19 restrictions in place, but why do some stadiums seem to be more occupied than others? This Steelers Browns game looks like it being played in an empty stadium. The other games looked like there was some crowd at least. Any particular reason it's so empty tonight?
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Re: 2020 NFL Thread v. Playoffs ready to rock (with no Giants)
« Reply #1762 on: January 10, 2021, 08:14:41 PM »
So I haven't followed the league this season at all, I know there are Covid-19 restrictions in place, but why do some stadiums seem to be more occupied than others? This Steelers Browns game looks like it being played in an empty stadium. The other games looked like there was some crowd at least. Any particular reason it's so empty tonight?


It just matters what state the game is being played in and what the state restrictions are.
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« Reply #1763 on: January 10, 2021, 08:26:52 PM »
Right that makes sense.
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« Reply #1764 on: January 10, 2021, 08:40:06 PM »
Here we go. The Browns are in danger of one of the biggest playoff chokes of all time.
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« Reply #1765 on: January 10, 2021, 08:45:54 PM »
Deep down, didn't we all know that the Browns would do their best to try and choke this away?

Franchise might as well fold their tents and disband if they blow this game.  :lol :lol

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« Reply #1766 on: January 10, 2021, 08:49:03 PM »
Clevelanta Browlcons on display tonight....
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« Reply #1767 on: January 10, 2021, 08:55:35 PM »
Welp, Nick Chubb is having none of our choke talk.
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« Reply #1768 on: January 10, 2021, 08:56:38 PM »
Huge score there.  Browns can breathe again for a little bit.

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« Reply #1769 on: January 10, 2021, 08:57:55 PM »
Is the punt on 4th and 1 the next "pass on the 1 yd line with marshawn lynch in the backfield" call?
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« Reply #1770 on: January 10, 2021, 09:02:07 PM »
I feel like a successful Browns team messes up the sports cosmos. Things just should not happen in the sports world, lest we risk upsetting the Gods, like the 2004 Red Sox or the 2016 Cubs. 
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« Reply #1771 on: January 10, 2021, 09:03:39 PM »
I feel like a successful Browns team messes up the sports cosmos. Things just should not happen in the sports world, lest we risk upsetting the Gods, like the 2004 Red Sox or the 2016 Cubs.

I’m not even a Cubs fan, but that final double play still gives me chills.
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« Reply #1772 on: January 10, 2021, 09:23:27 PM »
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« Reply #1773 on: January 10, 2021, 09:24:36 PM »
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« Reply #1774 on: January 10, 2021, 09:26:00 PM »
It's just too bad they don't have a chance against the Chiefs.  :-\
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« Reply #1775 on: January 10, 2021, 09:35:15 PM »
It's just too bad they don't have a chance against the Chiefs.  :-\

You know what? Crazier things have happened. We’ve seen bigger upsets before. I mean I’m still picking the Chiefs, but hey you never know.
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« Reply #1776 on: January 10, 2021, 09:56:44 PM »
LET’S GO BROWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The last time they won a playoff game, I was a senior in high school.  I was just happy they made it, but holy shit, that first quarter had me blown away.  They are playing with house money from here on out.  That was a gutsy win.  GO BROWNS!!!!
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« Reply #1777 on: January 11, 2021, 06:54:05 AM »
I don't post in here much anymore, but it would be remiss of me not to stop in and say that I was one of many non-Cleveland fans that was on the edge of my seat rooting on the Browns last night. First playoff appearance since after the 2002 season. First playoff win since after the 1994 season (with a BB vs. Parcells coaching matchup!). I picked the Steelers to win and win big, but it was the Browns defense were the opportunists, jumping on tipped passes, overthrows and botched snaps. And how far along has Baker come in terms of maturity. If you asked me last year if Baker could lead his team and do enough to win a playoff game with his head coach in quarantine, I would have said hell no.

The dream of a Browns/Bills AFC Championship game is alive but for one more week.

But my favorite play of the weekend came in Seattle. DK pouting like a big baby (pun intended) so they design a WR screen to get him involved and Darious Williams splits the blockers, picks it off and runs it back for a TD. It was glorious!

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« Reply #1778 on: January 11, 2021, 08:05:34 AM »
Safe to say my eyes were damp on several occasions last night. Worth waiting for. Go Browns.
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« Reply #1779 on: January 11, 2021, 08:27:43 AM »
So I haven't followed the league this season at all, I know there are Covid-19 restrictions in place, but why do some stadiums seem to be more occupied than others? This Steelers Browns game looks like it being played in an empty stadium. The other games looked like there was some crowd at least. Any particular reason it's so empty tonight?


It just matters what state the game is being played in and what the state restrictions are.

And look close; some places are putting cardboard cutouts in the seats.  I don't quite get that (unless it's a sound thing) but, yeah.  All games are different.   Last night Steelers game was a couple thousand, team friends and family only.

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« Reply #1780 on: January 11, 2021, 08:30:58 AM »
But my favorite play of the weekend came in Seattle. DK pouting like a big baby (pun intended) so they design a WR screen to get him involved and Darious Williams splits the blockers, picks it off and runs it back for a TD. It was glorious!

Yeah; the announcer (I forget; was that Nantz? I tune him out) sort of hinted at, but that's exactly what I thought.  That play might as well have been telegraphed on one of the Jumbotrons in Times Square.  I don't care how good you are, you're not helping your team if you're putting your coach in the position of having to cater to your attitude and mood mid-game.

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« Reply #1781 on: January 11, 2021, 08:43:44 AM »
Safe to say my eyes were damp on several occasions last night. Worth waiting for. Go Browns.

The Browns never trailed last night.   :omg: That is perhaps the most amazing fact from last night's game.  And that is from a game that also included:

Roethlisberger throwing for over 500 yards and 4 TDs and losing.
The Browns last won in Pittsburgh in 2003.
The Browns last won a playoff game in 1995.
The Browns last wone a road playoff game in 1969.
Since 1970, the Browns are 7-44 in Pittsburgh.
Ben Roethlisberger's record against the Browns in the postseason: 0-1.
Roethlisberger's record against the Browns all time: 25-3-1.
The Browns didn't have a turnover last night, while forcing 5 turnovers by the Steelers.
Baker Mayfield wasn't sacked last night.

I'm still dumbstruck that the Browns won in such a convincing fashion.  They came out and punched the Steelers in the mouth and the Steelers didn't know how to respond.  Kareem Hunt ran like he was trying to get to Kansas City.  Baker Mayfield took what the defense was giving him, and found a way to win when they took away his ability to bootleg.  There was almost no mention of the Pittsburgh D-line, because the Browns O-line, despite being without it's best player and losing their RT in the 2nd quarter, absolutely owned the line of scrimmage last night.  Nick Chubb was huge in the passing game.  Jarvis Landry was clutch all night long.  I'm just so impressed with how the Browns won.  They are playing with house money at this point.
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« Reply #1782 on: January 11, 2021, 09:11:54 AM »
I read an article earlier in the day that was published right after the Browns beat the Bengals, and it characterized Mayfield as a "high level game manager", as if it was an insult.     

That's what he did last night; made plays when he had to, controlled the football when he didn't.  I would have preferred a couple of those 3-and-outs to have lasted more than a minute and a half - that would have gone a long way to keeping the game out of reach - but still, he played a strong game.  ESPECIALLY considering, as he said in his post-game interview, he had to introduce myself to this dude "Blake" before the game, and he ended up in the huddle in the 4th quarter.  :)

They will be written off before next week, and I get that (I'm not picking them, myself) but IF there's an "anything can happen" scenario next week, this might be it.   Don't count out Stefanski; he's done a world class job of not just coaching, but MANAGING this team emotionally and psychologically. He's got these kids BELIEVING.

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« Reply #1783 on: January 11, 2021, 09:42:22 AM »
Crazy to think that the Bills could be put in a position where they’re the villain, but if they end up hosting the Browns in the AFC Championship, that’s what will happen. Everyone loves an underdog story, and the Browns have been that since the 1970 merger. If we get a Buffalo/Cleveland matchup, it would represent a shift in the cosmos like no other.

Although if Cleveland manages to get past Kansas City, you know they want Baltimore.
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« Reply #1784 on: January 11, 2021, 09:50:49 AM »
Crazy to think that the Bills could be put in a position where they’re the villain, but if they end up hosting the Browns in the AFC Championship, that’s what will happen. Everyone loves an underdog story, and the Browns have been that since the 1970 merger. If we get a Buffalo/Cleveland matchup, it would represent a shift in the cosmos like no other.

Although if Cleveland manages to get past Kansas City, you know they want Baltimore.

A Browns-Ravens matchup for the AFC Championship game would be insane.  Don't even know how I would handle that.
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