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« Reply #245 on: April 21, 2020, 11:46:19 AM »
Chargers unveiled their new uniforms.



Best uniforms in the league just got even better. I absolutely LOVE the return of the numbers on the helmets, and they did a great job of fusing the classic look with the modern style. Hoping more Bolts games get air on national television this season so this New Yorker can see these unis in action more.
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« Reply #246 on: April 21, 2020, 11:56:51 AM »
I can absolutely do without the all blue ones, but the others nail it.  Oops, just looked closer.  They should have numbers on the sleeves (I've never liked shoulder numbers with a shoulder stripe).  New England just did the same.  Guess the Nike logo is more important
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« Reply #247 on: April 21, 2020, 12:00:25 PM »
Chargers unveiled their new uniforms.



Best uniforms in the league just got even better. I absolutely LOVE the return of the numbers on the helmets, and they did a great job of fusing the classic look with the modern style. Hoping more Bolts games get air on national television this season so this New Yorker can see these unis in action more.

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Re: 2020 NFL Thread v. less than 7 months to the season!!
« Reply #248 on: April 21, 2020, 12:13:37 PM »
There's a protocol for the uniforms but for the life of me I can't remember what it is.  I think unlike baseball - which is traditionally "white" for home, "gray" for the road - there's a home blue, away blue, home white, and away white.  I am an old man - get off my lawn! - so I can only assume the two blues are home/away for the Thursday night spectacle (I take #6 as dark navy).

Generally, though, I love those uniforms.  They're top three or four in the league if you ask me.

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« Reply #249 on: April 21, 2020, 02:46:46 PM »
Wow, who could have seen this coming.
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2887811-report-rob-gronkowski-told-patriots-he-wants-trade-to-bucs-tom-brady-reunion

A fourth round pick? Really? NE had so much leverage here. They couldn't have gotten a good receiver out of this deal? Or at least a number two?
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« Reply #250 on: April 21, 2020, 02:51:32 PM »
I could see a swap where NE gets OJ Howard, who still has a lot of potential, but seems to have worn out his welcome in TB.

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« Reply #251 on: April 21, 2020, 03:19:26 PM »
I could see a swap where NE gets OJ Howard, who still has a lot of potential, but seems to have worn out his welcome in TB.
That's the obvious move, but I figure Brady is pretty keen to have two solid TEs. Still, this just seems like a charity move on NE's part.
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« Reply #252 on: April 21, 2020, 03:26:44 PM »
Looks like the deal is all but done.

Belichick just got a 4th round pick for a retired player who is currently a title-holder in the WWE. :lol :lol

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« Reply #253 on: April 21, 2020, 04:31:05 PM »
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« Reply #254 on: April 21, 2020, 06:59:44 PM »
The only way this makes sense is if the Bucks are looking to move Brate instead of Howard. Brate will cost 7m against the cap, and Tampa is barely in a better position than NE to pay that.  Even then you should still be able to work out a better deal. I understand NE wanted to do right by Gronk, though I'm not entirely sure he deserves it, but I think they had a lot more leverage against Tampa than they figured. If they demanded a No. 2 for Gronk would Brady toe the "he's not worth it" corporate line? Would Licht tell TB12 to StFU and play quarterback?
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« Reply #255 on: April 21, 2020, 07:12:00 PM »
Gronkowski has to be looked at as damaged goods, with a year off, lost weight.  I can't think of anything else.
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« Reply #256 on: April 22, 2020, 06:28:32 AM »
I dunno; I think there's "message" in what New England did.  We can just debate what that message is.   In any event, they traded up a 7th for a 4th.  Gronk was never going to play for New England, so there's no loss "on the field".  I don't know if as a retiree there are any cap implications for New England.

And the message is either:
- No hard feelings, boys, this is best for all of us; we're here when you DO retire for good, and we have a cap waiting for when you get inducted in Canton; or
- You fucking idiots aren't gum on the bottom of my shoe.  You're only WORTH a fourth rounder.  Let's see how all that Masked Singer, beer cruising and wrestling prepared you for a non-New England system, you moron.    Or something to that effect. ;) :)

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« Reply #257 on: April 22, 2020, 08:40:09 AM »
I'm surprised he came out of retirement. I saw an interview recently where he said he retired because of concussion induced symptoms. Headaches, depression. He said it took him a year after he retired to feel back to normal.

I just hope we have a season.

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« Reply #258 on: April 22, 2020, 08:41:34 AM »
At the end of the day this is certainly a win for NE. Like Kev said, they got a 4 for a retired wrestler. I can't help but see a great deal of lost opportunity cost. I just can't imagine that a 4 is as much as Brady/Tampa would be willing to part with. The reports are that NE simply had no leverage. I think they had no leverage against anybody but Tampa.

From a cap standpoint this is problematic for Tampa, and has no repercussions against NE. Here's something I'm curious about, though. From what I gather if Gronk had announced his unretirement before departing the team, NE would have suddenly been ~9 in the hole. I have to wonder if the team has some sort of out for such a situation "hey, the fucker retired!" or if they're stuck with it. I also have to wonder if that ever came up in the negotiations. It's not inconceivable that Gronk had a massive amount of leverage going to NE and demanding a trade: "Either ship me off or I stay here and wreck your cap."
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Re: 2020 NFL Thread v. less than 7 months to the season!!
« Reply #259 on: April 22, 2020, 08:43:00 AM »
I'm surprised he came out of retirement. I saw an interview recently where he said he retired because of concussion induced symptoms. Headaches, depression. He said it took him a year after he retired to feel back to normal.

I just hope we have a season.

Nah, there's no surprise. He couldn't come out and state he didn't want to play for Belichick.

I do think Gronk needed a mental and physical break, and I was kind of surprised he played the last year that he did.

The fact that Gronk was going to join Brady wherever Brady went, was it me, a fait accompli.
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« Reply #260 on: April 22, 2020, 09:00:37 AM »
I'm surprised he came out of retirement. I saw an interview recently where he said he retired because of concussion induced symptoms. Headaches, depression. He said it took him a year after he retired to feel back to normal.

I just hope we have a season.

Nah, there's no surprise. He couldn't come out and state he didn't want to play for Belichick.

I do think Gronk needed a mental and physical break, and I was kind of surprised he played the last year that he did.

The fact that Gronk was going to join Brady wherever Brady went, was it me, a fait accompli.
That to me is the biggest part of it, and it's obvious that's what his problem was. Personally, it makes me question his character. He seems to be of the Cassius Marsh frame of mind.
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« Reply #261 on: April 22, 2020, 09:05:31 AM »
He did allude to it over and over.  Just didn't bold face come out and say it at the time.
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« Reply #262 on: April 22, 2020, 09:16:11 AM »
I'll have to google Cassius March, but yes, he had basically been saying informally it for a couple of years before he quit.
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« Reply #263 on: April 22, 2020, 09:18:47 AM »
At the end of the day this is certainly a win for NE. Like Kev said, they got a 4 for a retired wrestler. I can't help but see a great deal of lost opportunity cost. I just can't imagine that a 4 is as much as Brady/Tampa would be willing to part with. The reports are that NE simply had no leverage. I think they had no leverage against anybody but Tampa.

From a cap standpoint this is problematic for Tampa, and has no repercussions against NE. Here's something I'm curious about, though. From what I gather if Gronk had announced his unretirement before departing the team, NE would have suddenly been ~9 in the hole. I have to wonder if the team has some sort of out for such a situation "hey, the fucker retired!" or if they're stuck with it. I also have to wonder if that ever came up in the negotiations. It's not inconceivable that Gronk had a massive amount of leverage going to NE and demanding a trade: "Either ship me off or I stay here and wreck your cap."

From what I read, Gronk did NE a favor.  Supposedly, once a player lets the league know in official terms that he is returning from retirement, his team has 48 hours to activate him. The Patriots wouldn't have been able to activate him without freeing up $8 million plus in additional cap space, which they don't have, meaning they would have had to release him and would have got nothing for him.

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« Reply #264 on: April 22, 2020, 09:19:46 AM »
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« Reply #265 on: April 22, 2020, 09:21:22 AM »
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« Reply #266 on: April 22, 2020, 09:30:40 AM »
At the end of the day this is certainly a win for NE. Like Kev said, they got a 4 for a retired wrestler. I can't help but see a great deal of lost opportunity cost. I just can't imagine that a 4 is as much as Brady/Tampa would be willing to part with. The reports are that NE simply had no leverage. I think they had no leverage against anybody but Tampa.

From a cap standpoint this is problematic for Tampa, and has no repercussions against NE. Here's something I'm curious about, though. From what I gather if Gronk had announced his unretirement before departing the team, NE would have suddenly been ~9 in the hole. I have to wonder if the team has some sort of out for such a situation "hey, the fucker retired!" or if they're stuck with it. I also have to wonder if that ever came up in the negotiations. It's not inconceivable that Gronk had a massive amount of leverage going to NE and demanding a trade: "Either ship me off or I stay here and wreck your cap."

From what I read, Gronk did NE a favor.  Supposedly, once a player lets the league know in official terms that he is returning from retirement, his team has 48 hours to activate him. The Patriots wouldn't have been able to activate him without freeing up $8 million plus in additional cap space, which they don't have, meaning they would have had to release him and would have got nothing for him.

And teams know that so a 4th round is reasonable with that short of time to work with.

Not surprised that the players and their agents know this as well to force the issue.
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« Reply #267 on: April 22, 2020, 09:42:23 AM »
At the end of the day this is certainly a win for NE. Like Kev said, they got a 4 for a retired wrestler. I can't help but see a great deal of lost opportunity cost. I just can't imagine that a 4 is as much as Brady/Tampa would be willing to part with. The reports are that NE simply had no leverage. I think they had no leverage against anybody but Tampa.

From a cap standpoint this is problematic for Tampa, and has no repercussions against NE. Here's something I'm curious about, though. From what I gather if Gronk had announced his unretirement before departing the team, NE would have suddenly been ~9 in the hole. I have to wonder if the team has some sort of out for such a situation "hey, the fucker retired!" or if they're stuck with it. I also have to wonder if that ever came up in the negotiations. It's not inconceivable that Gronk had a massive amount of leverage going to NE and demanding a trade: "Either ship me off or I stay here and wreck your cap."

From what I read, Gronk did NE a favor.  Supposedly, once a player lets the league know in official terms that he is returning from retirement, his team has 48 hours to activate him. The Patriots wouldn't have been able to activate him without freeing up $8 million plus in additional cap space, which they don't have, meaning they would have had to release him and would have got nothing for him.
That seems woefully unbalanced to me. If you're the one to put your contract on hold by retiring then you shouldn't be able to use that contract to get your team by the balls a year later. You say he did NE a favor. If he let the team know that he would be doing this I'd call that a A++ sandbagging.
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« Reply #268 on: April 22, 2020, 09:49:34 AM »
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« Reply #269 on: April 22, 2020, 04:17:25 PM »
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« Reply #270 on: April 24, 2020, 08:20:39 AM »
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« Reply #271 on: April 24, 2020, 08:34:30 AM »
Packer fans are rioting after the pick of Jordan Love.

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« Reply #272 on: April 24, 2020, 08:39:47 AM »
Packer fans are rioting after the pick of Jordan Love.

I'm curious, what was the Packers fans reaction when they took Aaron Rodgers with Brett Favre still on the team?

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« Reply #273 on: April 24, 2020, 08:41:39 AM »
Packer fans are rioting after the pick of Jordan Love.

Colin Cowherd has been predicting that pick for the last two months.  He is going to be a little smug today. :lol :lol

I loved the Jerry Jeudy pick by the Broncos.  All reports say he is a great route runner, which is always a good thing with a WR.

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« Reply #274 on: April 24, 2020, 08:41:55 AM »
Packer fans are rioting after the pick of Jordan Love.

At least Aaron Rogers is adult and pragmatic enough to understand it's a necessity, and won't likely pout like a child as a result.  ;)

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« Reply #275 on: April 24, 2020, 09:29:28 AM »
Packer fans are rioting after the pick of Jordan Love.

I'm curious, what was the Packers fans reaction when they took Aaron Rodgers with Brett Favre still on the team?

It’s easy to compare, but it isn’t the same.

Favre was already starting his “I don’t know how much longer I’ll play” routine at this point. Rodgers fell in the draft (was talked about going first overall). Packers didn’t trade up to get Rodgers, which they did for Love. Rodgers had a much better collegiate career. Love’s ceiling “may” be high, but his floor is much lower than Rodgers would have ever been.

For a team that was a game away from the Super Bowl and have obvious needs on defense and WR, it’s a mind boggling decision for sure.
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« Reply #276 on: April 24, 2020, 09:46:02 AM »
There was a decent amount of talk here that the Pats would take Love, but instead they traded out of the round.  That's a pretty big tell, if you ask me.

Also, anyone catch Goodell's sign off ("keep those boo's coming!").   It could have been a great, tongue-in-cheek, self-awareness moment, but in my opinion, sounded bitter and dry.  But that's me; I'm not a huge Goodell fan.

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« Reply #277 on: April 24, 2020, 10:42:22 AM »
Packer fans are rioting after the pick of Jordan Love.

At least Aaron Rogers is adult and pragmatic enough to understand it's a necessity, and won't likely pout like a child as a result.  ;)

Indeed. Now being unable to get him a decent weapon isn't going to sit well with him at all. On top of that, I can't imagine he's going to be any more helpful in getting Love ready to play than Favre was with him.
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« Reply #278 on: April 24, 2020, 10:51:55 AM »
Baltimore drafts Patrick Queen.  Geaux, Ravens!

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« Reply #279 on: April 24, 2020, 02:03:46 PM »
Packer fans are rioting after the pick of Jordan Love.

I'm curious, what was the Packers fans reaction when they took Aaron Rodgers with Brett Favre still on the team?

It’s easy to compare, but it isn’t the same.

Favre was already starting his “I don’t know how much longer I’ll play” routine at this point. Rodgers fell in the draft (was talked about going first overall). Packers didn’t trade up to get Rodgers, which they did for Love. Rodgers had a much better collegiate career. Love’s ceiling “may” be high, but his floor is much lower than Rodgers would have ever been.

For a team that was a game away from the Super Bowl and have obvious needs on defense and WR, it’s a mind boggling decision for sure.

Yeah, I thought that was really odd. 
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