Author Topic: Festivus for the rest of us (Read 5128 times)

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 23, 2019, 06:53:03 AM »

When is the airing of grievances?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2 on:** December 23, 2019, 08:26:54 AM »

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 23, 2019, 06:53:03 AM

When is the airing of grievances?

Well, I do have a lot of problems with you people, but you're not gonna hear about 'em.

wolfking · « **Reply #3 on:** December 23, 2019, 02:17:57 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on December 23, 2019, 06:30:20 AM

Brilliant!!!!

Happy Festivus to you too Chad. Happy Festivus to all!!!!

wolfking · « **Reply #4 on:** December 23, 2019, 02:18:30 PM »

frogprog · « **Reply #5 on:** December 23, 2019, 02:18:55 PM »

Just watched the other day. Jerry Stiller kills me! What a comic genius.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #6 on:** December 23, 2019, 02:22:22 PM »

The casting of him and the lady who played Mrs. Costanza was brilliant. "Man George is such a d-bag," we all said when we first started watching the show. Then we meet his parents and say "oh, it all makes sense now." As he said "Divorce is always hard. Especially on the kids. 'Course I am the result of my parents having stayed together so ya never know."

Basically the casting of everyone who every actor and actress that set foot on that stage was brilliant.

wolfking · « **Reply #7 on:** December 23, 2019, 02:52:06 PM »

BEST SHOW EVER!

Zydar · « **Reply #8 on:** December 24, 2019, 03:38:50 AM »

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #9 on:** December 24, 2019, 11:24:35 AM »

Yesterday was the best Festivus ever. I sent an Airing of Grievances card to my former boss where I let him know what a piece of crap he is and suggested he fornicate himself with a porcupine, only in much cruder and more expounded upon language, and a few hours later got a phone call with a job offer.

Truly it was a Festivus miracle.

Lonk · « **Reply #10 on:** December 24, 2019, 12:51:35 PM »

Quote from: Dr. DTVT on December 24, 2019, 11:24:35 AM

Yesterday was the best Festivus ever. I sent an Airing of Grievances card to my former boss where I let him know what a piece of crap he is and suggested he fornicate himself with a porcupine, only in much cruder and more expounded upon language, and a few hours later got a phone call with a job offer.

Truly it was a Festivus miracle.

That’s amazing! Congrats

jingle.boy · « **Reply #11 on:** December 24, 2019, 03:08:48 PM »

Quote from: Dr. DTVT on December 24, 2019, 11:24:35 AM

Yesterday was the best Festivus ever. I sent an Airing of Grievances card to my former boss where I let him know what a piece of crap he is and suggested he fornicate himself with a porcupine, only in much cruder and more expounded upon language, and a few hours later got a phone call with a job offer.

Truly it was a Festivus miracle.

So you did the opposite?

wolfking · « **Reply #12 on:** December 24, 2019, 11:23:53 PM »

Quote from: Dr. DTVT on December 24, 2019, 11:24:35 AM

Yesterday was the best Festivus ever. I sent an Airing of Grievances card to my former boss where I let him know what a piece of crap he is and suggested he fornicate himself with a porcupine, only in much cruder and more expounded upon language, and a few hours later got a phone call with a job offer.

Truly it was a Festivus miracle.

Fuck Mason, you did this before you secured the job? You legend. I'm going to do this when I quit or my boss retires.

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #13 on:** December 25, 2019, 12:19:40 AM »

Wolf, I was already fired, but I was fired for improperly disciplining an employee I caught stealing and was reported by a customer who saw the exchange, which was shitty enough but then he fought to deny me unemployment and I throughout that process I found out he lied to me repeatedly from the beginning of the investigation. But now he knows three things:

1) My educational background and what I am capable of (not stated in letter, but he knows)
2) That I hate him more than anything else on Earth.
3) I know where he lives.

That should scare the bejesus out of someone. I’ll be honest, my mind was in some seriously dark places fantasizing about maiming that SOB.

wolfking · « **Reply #14 on:** December 25, 2019, 12:28:06 AM »

Quote from: Dr. DTVT on December 25, 2019, 12:19:40 AM

Wolf, I was already fired, but I was fired for improperly disciplining an employee I caught stealing and was reported by a customer who saw the exchange, which was shitty enough but then he fought to deny me unemployment and I throughout that process I found out he lied to me repeatedly from the beginning of the investigation. But now he knows three things:

1) My educational background and what I am capable of (not stated in letter, but he knows)
2) That I hate him more than anything else on Earth.
3) I know where he lives.

That should scare the bejesus out of someone. I’ll be honest, my mind was in some seriously dark places fantasizing about maiming that SOB.

FUUUUCCCKKKK OFFFFF!!!!! The prick was caught stealing, and you got fired for inappropriately dealing with him? WOW! I didn't even though that was a thing. Then he fights you and lies? The guy was stealing from him, sounds very sus mate. Sounds like also one of those situations were you go out of your way and make the sole focus of your life in making his life miserable. Make him regret what he's done.

Make yourself another Festivus miracle my friend and give him more hell. The card thing is fucking brilliant however.

jjrock88 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 25, 2019, 03:14:52 AM »

Quote from: wolfking on December 23, 2019, 02:52:06 PM

BEST SHOW EVER!

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #16 on:** December 25, 2019, 09:57:58 AM »

If I snap and take revenge, I will be performing war crimes. Actual, war crimes.

wolfking · « **Reply #17 on:** December 26, 2019, 04:22:15 PM »

Quote from: Dr. DTVT on December 25, 2019, 09:57:58 AM

If I snap and take revenge, I will be performing war crimes. Actual, war crimes.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #18 on:** December 23, 2020, 06:25:21 AM »

May you enjoy your "Airing of Grievances" and "Feats of Strength", and experience many Festivus miracles

Podaar · « **Reply #19 on:** December 23, 2020, 06:33:57 AM »

I just passed a Festivus Miracle after two cups of coffee and a morning smoke.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #20 on:** December 23, 2020, 06:39:30 AM »

Quote from: Podaar on December 23, 2020, 06:33:57 AM

I just passed a Festivus Miracle after two cups of coffee and a morning smoke.

That's what the jingle.family says after my daily "festivus miracle"!!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #21 on:** December 23, 2020, 06:44:16 AM »

King Postwhore · « **Reply #22 on:** December 23, 2020, 06:56:30 AM »

Tonight, I will air my grievances!

Zydar · « **Reply #23 on:** December 23, 2020, 08:26:07 AM »

I love you guys

jjrock88 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 23, 2020, 12:30:16 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on December 23, 2020, 06:44:16 AM

hunnus2000 · « **Reply #25 on:** December 23, 2020, 12:37:23 PM »

Happy Saturnalia!

DragonAttack · « **Reply #26 on:** December 23, 2020, 02:40:15 PM »

Quote from: hunnus2000 on December 23, 2020, 12:37:23 PM

Happy Saturnalia!

From one of the five best 'Big Bang Theory' moments (aired again last night)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7jlePyE0zM

jingle.boy · « **Reply #27 on:** December 23, 2020, 03:17:32 PM »

wolfking · « **Reply #28 on:** December 23, 2020, 06:34:57 PM »

Quote from: hunnus2000 on December 23, 2020, 12:37:23 PM

Happy Saturnalia!

No no, this is the Festivus thread. Nothing comes close to Festivus.

TAC · « **Reply #29 on:** December 23, 2020, 06:50:10 PM »

I don't get it.

King Puppies and the Acid Guppies · « **Reply #30 on:** December 23, 2020, 06:52:08 PM »

Quote from: TAC on December 23, 2020, 06:50:10 PM

I don't get it.

Par for the course

jjrock88 · « **Reply #31 on:** December 23, 2020, 07:14:56 PM »

Quote from: TAC on December 23, 2020, 06:50:10 PM

I don't get it.

Tim we have mentioned dozens of times over the years.....if something doesnt make sense, it is very likely Seinfeld related. Check out the show, it's not bad.

wolfking · « **Reply #32 on:** December 23, 2020, 08:11:47 PM »

Quote from: TAC on December 23, 2020, 06:50:10 PM

I don't get it.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #33 on:** December 23, 2020, 10:05:05 PM »

Thanks again Chad! That was fun! It'd be neat to do that more often....had a blast.

Hyperplex · « **Reply #34 on:** December 23, 2020, 10:21:02 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on December 23, 2020, 10:05:05 PM

Thanks again Chad! That was fun! It'd be neat to do that more often....had a blast.

Absolutely! Has to happen more often. Thanks again, Chad, and all of you who made it.

News: Track-by-track video for Fall Into the Light: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ezfzdMpRc0

Author Topic: Festivus for the rest of us (Read 5128 times)