Long Shot

[Tick]

So I was bored the other day and watched the movie, Long Shot with Charlize Theron and Seth Rogan and it made me realize how stupid movies can be.

In no galaxy or universe would a powerful gorgeous woman like Charlize Theron ever be with Seth Rogan.
Sorry...no way.

[Stadler]

I don't know; she's partial to the marijuana. 

(But I hear you, loud and clear.)

[pg1067]

I don't know anything about this show, but there are plenty of real world examples that disprove this.

[Stadler]

Me.

[Adami]

My ex girlfriend, who while not at all Charlize Theron level of beautiful (no offense to my ex) was rather hot had a HUGE crush on Seth Rogen.

Also I've landed some amazingly beautiful women, and I feel Seth Rogen is more appealing than I am. Except his laugh.

[Tick]

My ex girlfriend, who while not at all Charlize Theron level of beautiful (no offense to my ex) was rather hot had a HUGE crush on Seth Rogen.

Also I've landed some amazingly beautiful women, and I feel Seth Rogen is more appealing than I am. Except his laugh.

Well, she was Secretary of state about to run for president. So that makes it more silly.
I still say no way no how is that realistic. Nope.

[Adami]

My ex girlfriend, who while not at all Charlize Theron level of beautiful (no offense to my ex) was rather hot had a HUGE crush on Seth Rogen.

Also I've landed some amazingly beautiful women, and I feel Seth Rogen is more appealing than I am. Except his laugh.

Well, she was Secretary of state about to run for president. So that makes it more silly.
I still say no way no how is that realistic. Nope.

It's 100% realistic, or at least that's what I've learned from Kevin James movies/shows.

Kidding of course. A lot of hollywood is male fantasy crap.

[Tick]

I don't know anything about this show, but there are plenty of real world examples that disprove this.

Oh yeah....
Give me one that compares to Charlize Theron with Seth Rogan?

[Adami]

I don't know anything about this show, but there are plenty of real world examples that disprove this.

Oh yeah....
Give me one that compares to Charlize Theron with Seth Rogan?

David Spade and like every girl he's dated.

Christina Hendricks & Geoffrey Arrend

Paulina Porizkova & Ric Ocasek

Probably more.

[Stadler]

I don't think rock stars count though.   There are too many exceptions in rock to make any conclusions.

But I do agree with the Hollywood male fantasy side of things.  Woody Allen, Peter Bogdanovich... there are countless douchebag directors that surround themselves with stupid hot actress/ingenues that it does strain credulity. 

[Tick]

I don't think rock stars count though.   There are too many exceptions in rock to make any conclusions.

But I do agree with the Hollywood male fantasy side of things.  Woody Allen, Peter Bogdanovich... there are countless douchebag directors that surround themselves with stupid hot actress/ingenues that it does strain credulity.

You guys are talking about the holywood elite. Of coarse there looks don't matter!
I'm talking a stunningly beautiful woman of power with a dip shit journalist that dresses like a fool.
If Seth Rogan was in her shoes and not the other way around than yes he would have a shot with her.

[Adami]

It's true. I completely admit that I have no examples of a stunning politician on the level of Charlize that is dating a free-lance journalist on the level of Seth Rogen.

Again though, that's just Hollywood. I mean, how long did King of Queens run for?

[King Postwhore]

I've seen a Captain bag a extremely hot green chick with a huge green rack.

[pg1067]

It's true. I completely admit that I have no examples of a stunning politician on the level of Charlize that is dating a free-lance journalist on the level of Seth Rogen.

More to the point, I can't think of any examples of a stunning politician on the level of Charlize Theron -- regardless of whom she's dating -- so maybe that's where the lack of realism starts.

My go to for a hot female politician is former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, but she's no Charlize Theron.

[hefdaddy42]

I'm talking a stunningly beautiful woman of power with a dip shit that dresses like a fool.

I don't know about "stunning", but...

Melania and Donald?

[King Postwhore]

Hef FTW.

[Adami]

I'm talking a stunningly beautiful woman of power with a dip shit that dresses like a fool.

I don't know about "stunning", but...

Melania and Donald?

Money can’t buy you happiness.  But it can buy you a Melania.

[hefdaddy42]

I'm talking a stunningly beautiful woman of power with a dip shit that dresses like a fool.

I don't know about "stunning", but...

Melania and Donald?

Money can’t buy you happiness.  But it can buy you a Melania.

Clearly.

[Tick]

Hef FTW.

NO! cancel the win!
Do you not see the difference of a drop dead gorgeous (powerful) woman and yes Hef she is being with a low level journalist?
Obviously some one who is worth millions is going to get the hot woman! We ALL know that!
Its about the scrub bagging the red hot woman worth millions which would NEVER happen!!!. Do you guys not get this???

Edited to say when you questioned "I don't know about stunning?" it just hit me you were talking about Melania and not Charlize correct?
Cause Charlize is stunning. Melania is just very attractive.

[hefdaddy42]

Edited to say when you questioned "I don't know about stunning?" it just hit me you were talking about Melania and not Charlize correct?
Cause Charlize is stunning. Melania is just very attractive.

Correct.  Charlize Theron is definitely stunning.

[pg1067]

Edited to say when you questioned "I don't know about stunning?" it just hit me you were talking about Melania and not Charlize correct?
Cause Charlize is stunning. Melania is just very attractive.

Eh...

 

And yeah, the pics in your original post are stylized and photoshopped, and I'd bet I could find pics of FLOTUS on the same level (especially from back in her modeling days).

[Stadler]

Tick, I think I get your point here.  I was thinking "Seth Rogan", but you're talking "the character played by Seth Rogan".   I get you.

[King Postwhore]

Tick, I think I get your point here.  I was thinking "Seth Rogan", but you're talking "the character played by Seth Rogan".   I get you.

IDN, he's a schlub like me in real life and I'm a better actor in real life.  His laugh makes me want to murder people. 

[Lonk]

I'm probably in the minority here but I don't think Melanie is attractive...

But on to the topic at hand. I don't know if this qualifies but I remember seeing somewhere AOC was dating a web-developer. Riley Roberts (just looked up the article).

https://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/a25844313/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-boyfriend-riley-roberts/

[Adami]

Just watched Long Shot, and their relationship was the most realistic thing in that movie, and their relationship wasn't at all realistic.

Yea, not a very good movie. Though they literally had a whole scene dedicated to Tick's original point.

I hope Rogen isn't going the way of Adam Sandler comedies, but it seems he is. Ah well.

[Stadler]

But on to the topic at hand. I don't know if this qualifies but I remember seeing somewhere AOC was dating a web-developer. Riley Roberts (just looked up the article).

https://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/a25844313/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-boyfriend-riley-roberts/

This is about hot powerful politicians and schlub boyfriends, though...   

(Sorry, I just don't find Ocasio-Cortez to be all that hot.  Red lipstick and big teeth don't make you beautiful.   Now, Kristen Gillebrand and Tulsi Gabbard?  Sure, I'm in.  I even think Kamala Harris is attractive, though not nearly Charlize Theron-level attractive.)

[Tick]

Just watched Long Shot, and their relationship was the most realistic thing in that movie, and their relationship wasn't at all realistic.

Yea, not a very good movie. Though they literally had a whole scene dedicated to Tick's original point.

I hope Rogen isn't going the way of Adam Sandler comedies, but it seems he is. Ah well.

And its funny you mention Sandler because according to reports I'm hearing, he just made the most brilliant movie of his career and its getting Oscar buzz.

[Tick]

Tick, I think I get your point here.  I was thinking "Seth Rogan", but you're talking "the character played by Seth Rogan".   I get you.

Exactly.

[Tick]

Edited to say when you questioned "I don't know about stunning?" it just hit me you were talking about Melania and not Charlize correct?
Cause Charlize is stunning. Melania is just very attractive.

Eh...

 

And yeah, the pics in your original post are stylized and photoshopped, and I'd bet I could find pics of FLOTUS on the same level (especially from back in her modeling days).

Ok, I did this on purpose.

[Adami]

Just watched Long Shot, and their relationship was the most realistic thing in that movie, and their relationship wasn't at all realistic.

Yea, not a very good movie. Though they literally had a whole scene dedicated to Tick's original point.

I hope Rogen isn't going the way of Adam Sandler comedies, but it seems he is. Ah well.

And its funny you mention Sandler because according to reports I'm hearing, he just made the most brilliant movie of his career and its getting Oscar buzz.

yea, which is why I specified comedies. When he does drama, he's still pretty great. But his comedies...man.....and SR is going the same way. They're all the same movie with slightly different settings and it's really uninteresting.

[Tick]

Just watched Long Shot, and their relationship was the most realistic thing in that movie, and their relationship wasn't at all realistic.

Yea, not a very good movie. Though they literally had a whole scene dedicated to Tick's original point.

I hope Rogen isn't going the way of Adam Sandler comedies, but it seems he is. Ah well.

And its funny you mention Sandler because according to reports I'm hearing, he just made the most brilliant movie of his career and its getting Oscar buzz.

yea, which is why I specified comedies. When he does drama, he's still pretty great. But his comedies...man.....and SR is going the same way. They're all the same movie with slightly different settings and it's really uninteresting.

I 100% agree.

[pg1067]

I remember seeing somewhere AOC was dating a web-developer. Riley Roberts (just looked up the article).

Who?

Ok, I did this on purpose.

 

[Lonk]

I remember seeing somewhere AOC was dating a web-developer. Riley Roberts (just looked up the article).

Who?

Alexandria Ocazio-Cortez

[pg1067]

We need to revive the Jennifer Aniston thread from the MP forum.

[bosk1]

Tick, I don't think you get that people get together for a lot of reasons that have nothing to do with looks.