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Re: Secret Santa 2019 - Prepare for the videos!
« Reply #245 on: December 22, 2019, 12:17:04 PM »
A fucking bat'leth? Really? That's epic.






Btw I know I started the whole "epic gift opening utensil" trend a few years back when I first used my butchering scimitar, but I claim no responsibility when one of you knuckleheads hacks off a finger trying to top each other in this thing. :lol

My first idea was fire actually. Was going to put some small amount of lighter fluid over the tape, light it on fire and then throw a wet washcloth on it to put it out. Then when I realized that was insane, I was going to use a spoon. But then when I wen to get that bathrobe, I found the batleth thing and went with that. Total last minute decision.
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« Reply #246 on: December 22, 2019, 01:40:53 PM »
 :lol :metal

Your SS must be pretty awesome, whoever they are.
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Re: Secret Santa 2019 - Prepare for the videos!
« Reply #247 on: December 22, 2019, 01:41:41 PM »
:lol :metal

Your SS must be pretty awesome, whoever they are.

Whoever indeed ...
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« Reply #248 on: December 22, 2019, 01:50:44 PM »
Marc, yours is the only vid so far that had an ad fronting it!  Worth it to see Jesus return the cart tho  :tup

 :lol I'm glad someone enjoyed that ended, was waiting for someone to comment on it.  Also, thanks for watching the ad.  I was curious if they would pop up for folks.  Thanks for earning me 1/10th of a penny.

also, is adami getting a chia pet a thing now?  :lol

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« Reply #249 on: December 22, 2019, 03:48:38 PM »
Video up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asodAUhyQQg


If only there was some way of finding out who my SS was.....hmmmmmm.......

I completely forgot you told me you had a bat'leth. :lol
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« Reply #250 on: December 22, 2019, 07:00:50 PM »
Had no idea what that was but instantly thought "Looks like a Klingon weapon."

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« Reply #251 on: December 23, 2019, 04:12:39 PM »
Gift was delivered today so my middle son and I thought we'd have some fun with the opening of the package.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNklhWNRZsk


Thank you to my SS.....I'm 99.99% sure I know who you are and I'm sure others will have figured it out as well. I really appreciate the cool gifts  :tup   ....I can't wait to read more of that book  :lol   














It wasn't until I got inside that I noticed that the box the gifts came in was a 'gag' gift as well. Here's the outside of the box:












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« Reply #252 on: December 23, 2019, 05:01:54 PM »
 :rollin

Nice shootin', Tex!  :lol
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« Reply #253 on: December 23, 2019, 05:09:44 PM »
I like that opening. Having the video outside is nice as well. Great video.
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« Reply #254 on: December 23, 2019, 05:16:30 PM »
I got worried for a second there lol

Also, I bought one of those boxes for my SS as well but decided not to use it. Great gifts and great video!  :metal
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« Reply #255 on: December 23, 2019, 05:23:50 PM »
 :lol love the opening

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« Reply #256 on: December 23, 2019, 06:11:34 PM »
I got worried for a second there lol

:rollin

Nice shootin', Tex!  :lol

 :lol    I consider myself a pretty good shot but not THAT good.

:lol love the opening

My middle son messes around with rudimentary editing stuff and posts on his YouTube channel. We were talking and I thought that might be a fun and different way to ‘open’ the package.



Again, to my SS......I really dig the gifts.  :tup
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« Reply #257 on: December 23, 2019, 07:09:29 PM »
Awesome Gary!  Nice shooting!  Lol
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« Reply #258 on: December 23, 2019, 07:59:00 PM »
That's an awesome back patio. Holy shit!

But that hat blows. :lol


And you just happen to have a knife in your pocket?

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« Reply #259 on: December 23, 2019, 08:24:44 PM »
Tim.....I always carry a pocket knife.
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« Reply #260 on: December 23, 2019, 08:26:03 PM »
That's an awesome back patio. Holy shit!

I remember watching that develop from the home ownership thread!
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« Reply #261 on: December 23, 2019, 08:30:32 PM »
Tim.....I always carry a pocket knife.

How many times a week do you pull it out and use it? I have literally never thought, geez, I wish I has a knife in my pocket, that I can ever remember.




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« Reply #262 on: December 23, 2019, 08:33:59 PM »
Tim.....I always carry a pocket knife.

How many times a week do you pull it out and use it? I have literally never thought, geez, I wish I has a knife in my pocket, that I can ever remember.

I don’t know? Some weeks I never use it. Some a few times. I know that when I need it though it’s there. I think I’ve carried one my entire adult life.....at least since I was 17/18ish.
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« Reply #263 on: December 23, 2019, 08:36:35 PM »
I mean, I could use some help opening a can of soda sometimes. :lol

I'm not busting your balls, believe me, because you have my respect, but it is such a foreign way of life for me to have guns, bows, and knives.
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« Reply #264 on: December 23, 2019, 08:43:24 PM »
My FiL has always had a pocketknife in his pocket since I've known him (10+ years). They live a rustic lifestyle now, after moving from a more urban setting. I don't know if that change prompted him to carry one. I doubt it though as he seems like the guy to regularly have need of one, considering how handy and resourceful he is.
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« Reply #265 on: December 23, 2019, 10:09:49 PM »
That opening and that book :lol :lol
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« Reply #266 on: December 23, 2019, 10:35:27 PM »
That opening and that book :lol :lol

This book is freaking hilarious! I consider it a perfect gift.....so funny!
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« Reply #267 on: December 24, 2019, 06:36:20 AM »
Gary... I fear this might start a new internet trend - crossbow gift opening (like the bottlecap challenge).  I'll bet Ted Nugent is the first celebrity to try it!
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« Reply #268 on: December 24, 2019, 06:43:16 AM »
Next year I'm opening mine with a lightsaber, fancy twirls and all.
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« Reply #269 on: December 24, 2019, 06:59:54 AM »
That's an awesome back patio. Holy shit!

I remember watching that develop from the home ownership thread!

Same, who knew it going to be used for target practice

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« Reply #270 on: December 25, 2019, 08:07:44 AM »
How many more videos do we have left to see? So far the videos have been great and amazing gifts.
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« Reply #271 on: December 25, 2019, 08:22:27 AM »
How many more videos do we have left to see? So far the videos have been great and amazing gifts.

I think just four if I counted correctly? I have not heard anything about mine   :'(
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« Reply #272 on: December 25, 2019, 08:23:04 AM »
Also Merry Christmas, bitches!! :heart
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« Reply #273 on: December 25, 2019, 08:42:33 AM »
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« Reply #274 on: December 25, 2019, 09:19:43 AM »
Merry Christmas DTF  :yarr

Sucks a few of you haven't gotten gifts yet, hopefully soon.

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« Reply #275 on: December 25, 2019, 09:40:59 AM »
I brought the Trump TP to my sisters for the family to use today, I just dropped my morning deuce and made use of it. Debating if I really should have taken a picture of a shit faced trump because it's really disturbing. I hope my siblings make use of it throughout the day, I'm sure I'll be back as well.

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« Reply #276 on: December 26, 2019, 01:55:08 PM »
 :lol :metal
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« Reply #277 on: December 26, 2019, 01:55:32 PM »
I brought the Trump TP to my sisters for the family to use today, I just dropped my morning deuce and made use of it. Debating if I really should have taken a picture of a shit faced trump because it's really disturbing. I hope my siblings make use of it throughout the day, I'm sure I'll be back as well.

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« Reply #278 on: January 02, 2020, 10:39:35 AM »
Man. Shame some haven't gotten their gifts.
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« Reply #279 on: January 02, 2020, 10:40:05 AM »
 :( Who flaked? Who's waiting? Something get lost in the mail?
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