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Re: Secret Santa 2019 - Prepare for the videos!
« Reply #210 on: December 20, 2019, 07:41:30 PM »
Also, lol at RJ cooking penis fish for Jackie :lol


I'm kind of pissed this hasn't happened tbh. If his penis fish is anything like his omelets I'm really missing out.

I remember those day after pictures.   :lol
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Re: Secret Santa 2019 - Prepare for the videos!
« Reply #211 on: December 20, 2019, 07:49:21 PM »
He's probably the only other person to know WTF a Squirtle is.

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Re: Secret Santa 2019 - Prepare for the videos!
« Reply #212 on: December 20, 2019, 07:51:16 PM »
I admit, I am familiar with Squirtle. My stepson will be 30 in March, and he was all into Pokémon when he was a kid.
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Re: Secret Santa 2019 - Prepare for the videos!
« Reply #213 on: December 20, 2019, 07:52:14 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzAo9HzOgtQ

I always saw this commercial as a kid. Creepy driver  :rollin
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Re: Secret Santa 2019 - Prepare for the videos!
« Reply #214 on: December 20, 2019, 07:57:22 PM »
I didn't know Stadler was a bus driver.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #215 on: December 20, 2019, 08:11:30 PM »
I didn't know Stadler was a bus driver.

I thought Alex Lifeson's brother was a lawyer, not a bus driver.
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Re: Secret Santa 2019 - Prepare for the videos!
« Reply #216 on: December 20, 2019, 08:14:39 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #217 on: December 20, 2019, 08:22:47 PM »
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Re: Secret Santa 2019 - Prepare for the videos!
« Reply #218 on: December 20, 2019, 09:22:07 PM »
Also, lol at RJ cooking penis fish for Jackie :lol


I'm kind of pissed this hasn't happened tbh. If his penis fish is anything like his omelets I'm really missing out.

I remember those day after pictures.   :lol

While I've cooked for a good few DTFers, Jackie is the only one I've cooked breakfast for :RJ:

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Re: Secret Santa 2019 - Prepare for the videos!
« Reply #219 on: December 20, 2019, 09:39:55 PM »
TIL (Today I learned):
Nick can't resist the boop

Why would you want to resist it?!?

Nick - What was the name on The package?  That was a big box.  Also, lol at RJ cooking penis fish for Jackie :lol

I actually had to go look at the box. Once I realized it was likely my SS gift I intentionally tried to mentally block the name and address from my head.

But now I see it's from Michaela Wommgini, or thereabouts. :lol
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« Reply #220 on: December 20, 2019, 10:45:23 PM »
Nice! Love Annie!  :metal

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Re: Secret Santa 2019 - Prepare for the videos!
« Reply #221 on: December 21, 2019, 12:16:46 AM »
Also, lol at RJ cooking penis fish for Jackie :lol


I'm kind of pissed this hasn't happened tbh. If his penis fish is anything like his omelets I'm really missing out.

I remember those day after pictures.   :lol

While I've cooked for a good few DTFers, Jackie is the only one I've cooked breakfast for :RJ:

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« Reply #222 on: December 21, 2019, 09:06:17 AM »
And yours was the best sausage she's ever had. You really should re-sig that.
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Re: Secret Santa 2019 - Prepare for the videos!
« Reply #223 on: December 21, 2019, 10:58:21 AM »
Just got notified of a package received, and I wasn't expecting anything....



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« Reply #224 on: December 21, 2019, 11:13:54 AM »
Aaaaaaaaaand it's from Mike Portnoy... Man that guy gets around...

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« Reply #225 on: December 21, 2019, 03:52:34 PM »
Triple post because boom bitches...

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« Reply #226 on: December 21, 2019, 04:14:22 PM »
Lol at the Reaction to KitKat. Candy is always good!
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« Reply #227 on: December 21, 2019, 04:29:37 PM »
Lol at the Reaction to KitKat. Candy is always good!

It wasn't very bad, just weird. I had the lemon one after, it was  but better, but still a far cry from the wagyu steak I got for dinner.

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« Reply #228 on: December 21, 2019, 05:07:47 PM »
I never heard of that band QI on your shirt.  Nicky Peters must do screamo for them and have a beard.  I’ll have to check them out.
     

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« Reply #229 on: December 21, 2019, 05:09:56 PM »
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« Reply #230 on: December 21, 2019, 08:21:14 PM »
Purple kit kat? wtf, glad to see you are able to enjoy these holidays RJ

I don't have a nice chef knife, but here's my video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-OWP_nfL9M (some cursing in this FYI)

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« Reply #231 on: December 21, 2019, 08:57:36 PM »
"Nostalgia is just the ability to forget the things that sucked" - Nelson DeMille, 'Up Country'

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« Reply #232 on: December 21, 2019, 09:05:49 PM »
Awesome vids guys...Chris, your kids are adorable.

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« Reply #233 on: December 21, 2019, 09:15:00 PM »
The girls were so cute "mine" at the egg :lol

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« Reply #234 on: December 21, 2019, 09:20:30 PM »
My girls obviously don't take after me. We are actually waiting for Maury Povich to call us with the paternity results.

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« Reply #235 on: December 21, 2019, 10:19:03 PM »
These vids are great! Cram just showing off with his editing skills.   :lol  RJ, glad you get to enjoy a Christmas this year  :tup    And Chris your daughters stole the show!
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« Reply #236 on: December 21, 2019, 10:28:30 PM »
Lonestar, what is that white thing over your shoulder on the wall? And wait, you aren't a chef anymore?!

"The blue is a bit more obvious with the lemon.' What the heck?
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« Reply #237 on: December 21, 2019, 11:33:18 PM »
Lonestar, what is that white thing over your shoulder on the wall? And wait, you aren't a chef anymore?!

"The blue is a bit more obvious with the lemon.' What the heck?

That's a heater/ac unit for my room. I rent an inlaw unit, and it's separate from the rest of the house and their central HVAC.

I'm still a chef, but work in the corporate side of it, as a sous chef for Lyft HQ feeding their 2k employees every day. I'm sure there's tons of similar corporate cafeterias in your area in the tech companies, it's the new way for chefs to make good money yet have a fucking life.

As to the third part, I got nothing. I watched the video again and didn't see anything. :dunno:

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« Reply #238 on: December 22, 2019, 12:13:35 AM »
@Cool Chris - Kingdomino is an awesome game, I enjoy it as a grown ass 41 year old, and I got copies for my official and unofficial nephews last year, and they enjoy it as well.  There are how to play videos on YouTube as well.

@CramX3 - Nice PSU stuff, I just hope you didn't start a trend of throwing things at pets in videos.
     

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« Reply #239 on: December 22, 2019, 12:34:33 AM »
Nice job using your 10" to open the box, RJ :eyebrows:
Also loved the Kit Kat reaction... but not as much as I loved Chris's kids reacting to all the candy! Super cute. And nice work with the multi-tool, Chris.
 
Also Marc, your poor cat  :lol
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« Reply #240 on: December 22, 2019, 08:06:42 AM »
Marc, yours is the only vid so far that had an ad fronting it!  Worth it to see Jesus return the cart tho  :tup
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« Reply #241 on: December 22, 2019, 08:11:28 AM »
@Chris ... you will be the first to have their SS video abruptly end with "Call 911!!"   :lol

Awesome vids gang.
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« Reply #242 on: December 22, 2019, 10:52:08 AM »
Video up!

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« Reply #243 on: December 22, 2019, 11:07:06 AM »
Long Islander!

Great video and nice gifts!
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« Reply #244 on: December 22, 2019, 11:07:31 AM »
A fucking bat'leth? Really? That's epic.






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