Secret Santa 2019 - Prepare for the videos!

[King Postwhore]

Try working at a Wal Mart Distribution Center around Christmas because of you fucks.

I still love you all.

[jingle.boy]

I don't shop at WalMart.

[cramx3]

I'm back home from Denver in case someone was waiting to ship to me.  I got my present in the mail yesterday so I expect to have it shipped out tomorrow or Tuesday (since I am off tomorrow, I may need to get into work to find a box for shipping).

Try working at a Wal Mart Distribution Center around Christmas because of you fucks.

I still love you all.

Much respect to the hard work during the holidays...

I don't shop at WalMart.

But this, you can't blame me 

[jingle.boy]

First!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEc-UCnFlbs

Will comment later.

[cramx3]

 

awesome coffee mug, and what happened to kirksnosehair?  Although you definitely look frustrated when starting the video  blame the jingle kids.  Also, I didn't know (or maybe forgot) you had some dogs, Chewbacca looks like a real snuggler.

[gmillerdrake]

jingle.daughter might want a ‘100 Things Every Sabers Fan Should Know Book’.   

I have the Blues version of that Book and it was a fun read.

[Ben_Jamin]

Nice gifts...

I know that handwriting, they do have good cursive.

[King Postwhore]

Chad, awesome gifts!!

[TAC]

Did you have a boner when you kicked the dog off your lap??

[The Walrus]

That's awesome. I have been really nervous about how my gifts will compare/the quantity of gifts others sent. I think my recipient will enjoy it but still.

[bout to crash]

"These are some interesting choices... OH WAIT." 

https://youtu.be/uBKUtSokMBI

[jingle.boy]

"These are some interesting choices... OH WAIT." 

https://youtu.be/uBKUtSokMBI

 

Glorious!

[gmillerdrake]

"These are some interesting choices... OH WAIT." 

https://youtu.be/uBKUtSokMBI

That is F'n Hilarious!   

[bout to crash]

I had my whole setup ready and everything
I had a cute outfit on from my work holiday party and was a bit buzzed so I was like "THIS VIDEO IS HAPPENING TONIGHT DAMMIT."

[gmillerdrake]

I had my whole setup ready and everything
I had a cute outfit on from my work holiday party and was a bit buzzed so I was like "THIS VIDEO IS HAPPENING TONIGHT DAMMIT."

You could see your wheels spinning inside.....saying.....why the F would someone from DTF send me some tissues an Angel bust, a Santa and tablecloth??

[Adami]

Whoever gets Jackie next year....now we know what to send.

[bout to crash]

I had my whole setup ready and everything
I had a cute outfit on from my work holiday party and was a bit buzzed so I was like "THIS VIDEO IS HAPPENING TONIGHT DAMMIT."

You could see your wheels spinning inside.....saying.....why the F would someone from DTF send me some tissues an Angel bust, a Santa and tablecloth??

 

[cramx3]

 

[Ben_Jamin]

Haha...thats great.

[jingle.boy]

I'll bet your actual SS was like 'What in the actual fucking fuck?  That's not my shit!'

[The Walrus]

That's hilarious.

The mailman dropped me off a package from my SS, and it's gotta be one of a few specific individuals since it's addressed to Firewings. I'll record a video tonight. 

[jingle.boy]

The mailman dropped me off a package from my SS, and it's gotta be one of a few specific individuals since it's addressed to Firewings. I'll record a video tonight. 

Oh wait, that was your handle at mp.com, wasn't it?

[bout to crash]

I'll bet your actual SS was like 'What in the actual fucking fuck?  That's not my shit!'

especially if they hadn't sent it yet.

And like, I didn't wanna be rude if somebody put a lot of thought into that but I'm sure my face betrayed the utter confusion.

[King Postwhore]

All that's missing is a chastity belt. 

[Lonk]

Those 2 videos are great lol

I'll post mine tonight or tomorrow.

[jingle.boy]

So, wicked gifts.  I'm drinking from my coffee mug this afternoon, and already skimmed thru the 100 Things / Leafs Fans book.  Some nice nostalgia.  Playing The Anabasis as well.  Ice balls are chilled for some scotch tonight, and jingle.daughter and I will find a place for the Leafs parking sign.  As for the Tricorder, it doesn't f'n work.  It couldn't scan for any life signs, diagnose any of my conditions, or identify any of my basic aches and pains - let alone what to do with them.  Plus, it's missing the handheld attachment for deep scanning.  Cheap knock-off.  Probably made by Ferengi.  I shall post pics when I have taken them all.

@ Cram... yeah, I was frustrated.  3 or 4 minutes of jingle.family f'n around trying to get the camera settings, and the physical settings "just right".  FFS, this isn't going to be submitted to a film festival, just start recording already!

And no Tim, I was not sporting wood. 

[The Walrus]

The mailman dropped me off a package from my SS, and it's gotta be one of a few specific individuals since it's addressed to Firewings. I'll record a video tonight. 

Oh wait, that was your handle at mp.com, wasn't it?

One time Stadler sent me a few copies of some rare Wetton/Downes records (which are totally awesome btw, highly recommended) and he started the accompanying letter off with, "Dear Firewings/Kattelox/Whoever the hell you are" 

[chknptpie]

Welp... here it is!
https://youtu.be/0X0CwAuPqZU

[jingle.boy]

First... you are so adorable.  I miss not working for a Tempe based company
Second... jingle.daughter wants to know if that was a 'burrito blanket'?
Third.... was really hoping Mr. Pie was gonna film the kitty cage match
Fourth... you'll have to report back on the game enjoyment

[chknptpie]

First... you are so adorable.  I miss not working for a Tempe based company
Second... jingle.daughter wants to know if that was a 'burrito blanket'?
Third.... was really hoping Mr. Pie was gonna film the kitty cage match
Fourth... you'll have to report back on the game enjoyment

Aw shucks... I also miss you not working for a company out here lol
Yes, I can confirm the burrito blanket.
No kitty cage match, they went their separate ways after the video ended lol Just wanted to add some background sound effects I guess
Will do!

[The Walrus]

Those cats were hilarious. That second gift looks awesome!!

[Dr. DTVT]

My quest is complete!  I have turned this into the DTF board game exchange!

I have both of those games.  There are lots of expansions for Boss Monster as well if you like it.  Don’t decapitate the poor Piss Boy!

[bout to crash]

You are indeed adorable, and I think that is our first secret santa cat fight! Awesome.

[The Walrus]

https://youtu.be/KOmlEI1CwxU

I had to restart my video because I got a phone call after I got through the first gift (sorry to my SS!!). I hate photographing myself never mind videoing myself so I'm a little awkward  I also wasn't sure if I should say my SS's name or keep it a secret so I didn't read off what was in the card, and I was considering reading off the Christmas Vacation cards but didn't want to offend anyone or their kids if they were listening  Seriously though, this was fun, these gifts make me laugh. Spoilers in tiny text: Jingle was my Secret Santa and his wrapping is crazy good, and if you aren't familiar with Christmas Vacation and don't understand the gifts, shame on you.

EDIT: OMG I just realized at the end I said "look at all this trash" but in the video you can't see the destruction of all the wrapping paper. I'm not talking about the gifts!! 

[Lonk]

That was glorious! those gifts were awesome 

https://youtu.be/F2NAca3BkgM

Alright, I recorded this Saturday but had some audio issues. Very awkward video as I hate filming myself.