I think for the "female" round I'm only going to send artists that are between the ages of 17 and 23, have appeared on the Disney Channel in some form or fashion, and have had a high profile whirlwind romance with an equally vacuous and fleeting celebrity.
I might even challenge myself and see if I can do it without even one real, acoustic drum on the whole EP.
Girls named Britney, Demi, Taylor, Miley, Emily, Raven, Selena ...