back on topic as hefdaddio requested - i'm happy because my lovense hush came in the mail today
What on earth is a lovense hush?
According to a quick google search, it’s apparently a butt plug.
Err... an "I don't know" would've sufficed.
Why feign ignorance when I can provide genuine awkwardness?
i understand this forum might not be the place for it and i intended to keep it to a vague declaration of joy as a hopefully funny way to get things back on track but admittedly this reaction has put me on the defensive a bit and i feel the need to explain myself... first off, i think it's essential to break down some misconceptions and stereotypes. just because i'm a middle-aged dude doesn't mean i can't appreciate technology and innovation in the realm of intimacy.
one thing i've learned over forty years and two marriages is that communication is key in any relationship. lovense has allowed my partner and i to explore our desires and pleasures on a whole new level. they don't peddle in vulgarity but rather tools that can facilitate conversations about intimacy and bring couples closer together.
besides, it's not just about some crass, base carnality, or else i wouldn't have felt comfortable sharing it here. the hush can also be a great way to maintain a connection with a partner in today's busy world. whether you're in a long-distance relationship or simply have hectic schedules (and i've dealt with both), it can help bridge the gap and keep the spark alive.
technology has evolved and continues to evolve significantly, and there's no shame in embracing it. just like phones, computers, and other gadgets have become a part of our daily lives, the lovense hush is just another example of how innovation and progress (and the dream theater forum would know something about
progress, wouldn't it?
) can improve our quality of life.
my ass isn't anyone's business and i don't intend to make it so but i encourage you all to approach things with an open mind and not be quick to judge. cheers
I'm doing my best not to engage with the HoveringSojourn808/PMsummer/ProgMasterMind92/The Great Ape clusterfuck situation (and I'm still convinced it's the same person), but it hasn't been easy
I'm happy to agree these are clearly the same person. Only question is it a regular poster doing it for a laugh or not.
at least one other has thrown around similar accusations in a different thread and a moderator confirmed via checking ip addresses or whatever that we are very much different people.
i don't even especially get along with one of those listed so the paranoia is really getting old and
another moderator has already asked that people get back on topic.
please, let's all be adults and treat one another with at least a modicum of respect, decency, and the benefit of the doubt... this is a thread about the things that make us happy