One of my proudest moments as a father was about 10 years ago. We were visiting the city where I went to college, and stopped for dinner at a restaurant on our way out of town. My youngest say a black bean burger on the menu and asked about. I told them that those are frequently eaten by vegetarians, and they should feel free to order if they were interested.
So the waitress comes to take our order, and my youngest looks up and says, "Can I please get the black bean burger? Please add bacon."