Chapter 4: Slap it like StadlerIn which I base the theme score entirely on guessing whether or not Stadler thinks these songs do or do not slap.
1. Elvis Costello - Pump It Up
I knew the hook sounded familiar. I've heard that a whole mess of times, but I've never heard any of the rest of the song. This is fun. It really has this Randy Newman vibe with the dirty but simple riff and the unique vocal delivery. I like that, it's really hard to find. I like this. Stadler, though? I'm not quite sure I could peg him as an Elvis Costello fan. I could be wrong, though.
Thematic fit: 4/5
Personal enjoyment: 4.5/5
Score: 4.25
2. Uriah Heep - Easy Livin'
You had to pick a song from the one Uriah Heep album I own and enjoy. This is one of the best songs on the album, but it's not quite as good as The Wizard to me. Still, those vocal harmonies, that urgent rhythm, this is a fucking great classic rock song, awesome submission. I'm willing to bet Stadler digs this as well, he probably jams this between KISS and Yes sessions.
Thematic fit: 5/5
Personal enjoyment: 5/5
Score: 5.0
3. Cheap Trick - Dream Police
Cheap Trick is to me what Toto is to TAC, so in honor of the Great Shopping Cart Outlaw, as he says, "This blows." Seriously, the only song I hate more than this is Surrender. I know Stadler loves Cheap Trick though. I hope both of you get new hearing aids for Christmas.
Thematic fit: 5/5
Personal enjoyment: 1/5
Score: 3.0
4. Charlie Daniels Band - The Devil Went Down To Georgia
Okay, pretty sure *everybody* knows this song. It's just a damn good folk song with some memorable lyrics and melodies. What's not to like? I bet Stadler likes this song, but doesn't listen to it often. I guess I could deal with a longer instrumental section, like in that cool metal version of the song in Guitar Hero 3.
Thematic fit: 5/5
Personal enjoyment: 4/5
Score: 4.5
5. The Doors - Touch Me
Yeah, I know all of The Doors' hits, and this is a great song. It has that game show sound in the hook but it's not ridiculous sounding. I fucking love his voice and I'm really embarrassed I've never actually taken the time to listen to a full Doors record. I need to fix that. I bet Stadler likes The Doors, yeah?
Thematic fit: 5/5
Personal enjoyment: 5/5
Score: 5.0
Chapter 1 score: 22.50 (out of possible 25)
Chapter 2 score: 19.25
Chapter 3 score: 19.50
Chapter 4 score: 21.75