Dream Theater - A Rite of Passage
I mean, at least the Dark Eternal Night caught your attention over how completely over the top it was. But there is absolutely nothing memorable about A Rite of Passage.
Metallica - Better than You / Invisible Kid
Better than You has the absolute worst lyrics I've ever heard in a Metallica song and, again, there is nothing memorable about this song whatsoever. Invisible Kid is tied with it for the corny early 2000 Nu-metal lyrics, standard St. Anger sound, and mostly because of Hetfield's off-key vocals. I know it's supposed to sound that way, I don't care.