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Herrick hates them. How about you?

I especially hate titles that start with "Why". Or "The Truth About". "The Real Reason Why" (as if there is a fake reason?). "We Need To Talk About".  :tdwn

I stopped watching one of my favorite YouTube channels because all of their video titles were fucking infested with clickbait titles. "Why I hate" or something like that and as soon as the video started the guy was like, "I don't really hate this". And the product he had in the video wasn't even the fucking product that was "hated' in the clickbait title! Disgusting. And this dude would start a lot of his videos with Bible verses. I'm an an atheist but the bible stuff never bothered me. It was the clickbait titles that shriveled my pickle. I watched a ton of their videos before and after I got into my latest hobby and it saddens my poor blacked soul.

YouTube people (and not just YouTube people) with good meaningful content are using Clickbait titles and I no longer click on them. Am I banging my herrick against the wall by missing out on good videos? Is Resistance Futile? What say you?
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Re: Clickbait Title Infestation
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2019, 04:37:55 AM »
 :There are many reasons why people do this, number 7 will shock you...

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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2019, 07:56:32 AM »
:There are many reasons why people do this, number 7 will shock you...

Yes! That's another one  :facepalm:
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Re: Clickbait Title Infestation
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2019, 08:28:46 AM »
“The real reason why (X) happened”

-*states opinion*
-*ends video with “let me know what you think”*

Yeah I rarely watch content creators anymore except for music and and some video games here and there.
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Re: Clickbait Title Infestation
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2019, 11:21:53 AM »
Herrick, don't even get me started... there's a special circle of hell for these buttholes. 

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Re: Clickbait Title Infestation
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2019, 03:56:01 PM »
:There are many reasons why people do this, number 7 will shock you...

:clap:
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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2019, 06:02:20 PM »
Somewhat along these same lines, and I’ve been seeing this on my Facebook feed annoyingly more often recently...

*Picture of ugly pet or disabled kid*

“People say I’m not beautiful. I bet I won’t get even one share...”

Nope, you won’t. Not from me, anyway.

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Re: Clickbait Title Infestation
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2019, 01:00:29 AM »
there's a special circle of hell for these buttholes.

'nuff said.
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Re: Clickbait Title Infestation
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2019, 05:19:31 AM »
Another tactic I've seen a lot is 'thumbnail-bait'.  Where the image in the thumbnail never shows up in the video - usually a hawt chick.
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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2019, 09:31:59 AM »
Another tactic I've seen a lot is 'thumbnail-bait'.  Where the image in the thumbnail never shows up in the video - usually a hawt chick.

Boobs. I don't mean to be misogynist, but if there are large breasts in the thumbnail, the odds of it not being in the main content, um, balloon. 

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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2019, 10:05:12 AM »
Somewhat along these same lines, and I’ve been seeing this on my Facebook feed annoyingly more often recently...

*Picture of ugly pet or disabled kid*

“People say I’m not beautiful. I bet I won’t get even one share...”

Nope, you won’t. Not from me, anyway.

Someone recently posted a photo/meme/whatever saying, "if you post something saying 'I bet almost none of my friends will re-post or share or like this,' you can be pretty much guaranteed that I won't do any of those things."
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« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2019, 01:15:29 PM »
got me to click on the thread.

good work.
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Re: Clickbait Title Infestation
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2019, 01:28:05 PM »
Clickbait headlines are one of the reasons I left journalism (one of the minor ones, but symptom of a bigger problem). Everything these days, sales-wise, is connected with analytics regarding page views. It's no longer the reputation of the outlet or the reporter. When I got out of the journalism business five years ago or so, one of my last conversations with an editor went like this (I was a senior reporter covering a legal and political/legislation beat about an industry):

Me: "Hey, I noticed you changed my headline. Normally, you know me, I hate headline-writing, so as long as it makes sense, I don't care. But what you changed it to isn't really accurate as to what's in the article."

Editor: "Well, it's sorta in there, and we really needed to spruce it up to drive traffic."

Me: "I get it, but unlike everyone else in the newsroom, my sources are politicians. Your run of the mill company spokesperson might not care, but I guarantee you we'll be really pissing off my sources in the story if you publish with that headline."

Editor: "Sorry, Brian. Our headlines need to grab attention to get people clicking. When we re-purpose this into the print magazine, we'll go back to your original headline."

>>>>>>>>>I literally put my two weeks notice in about a week after that conversation. I had spent years cultivating sources on my beat with politicians nationwide, and that one story and headline ultimately burned two of them. I called them immediately, and they were pissed, but they understood it was out of my control, but had I ever needed them again, I'm sure they would not have agreed to speak with me.

Crazy stuff. But true story.
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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2019, 06:21:38 PM »
Another tactic I've seen a lot is 'thumbnail-bait'.  Where the image in the thumbnail never shows up in the video - usually a hawt chick.

Yeah I hate those too.
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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2019, 06:45:35 AM »
got me to click on the thread.

good work.
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« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2019, 08:36:42 AM »
:There are many reasons why people do this, number 7 will shock you...

Not as much as number 137. :neverusethis:
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« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2019, 09:35:32 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2019, 09:57:18 AM »
And speaking of false thumbnails they also use some thumnails that has some sort of a red circle as if its highlighting something weird or interesting in the vid but in reality its just a random red circle I tend to unsubscribe to channels if they do this a lot.

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« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2019, 10:49:08 AM »
It's hard, though.  It's like being at a bar with Lemmy and saying "yeah, I'll have an orange juice!".

I just this morning over coffee fell down the rabbit hole to see what big celebrity took a selfie with Ed O'Neill, and he had no idea who it was (it was the lovely Britney Spears, to save others the agony of 12 screens of Ed's history, feelings on social media (they mirror mine) and his appearance on Ellen).   

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"We Need To Talk About".  :tdwn

I agree. Those kind of headlines are the worst.

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« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2019, 11:44:30 AM »
Clickbait headlines are one of the reasons I left journalism (one of the minor ones, but symptom of a bigger problem). Everything these days, sales-wise, is connected with analytics regarding page views. It's no longer the reputation of the outlet or the reporter. When I got out of the journalism business five years ago or so, one of my last conversations with an editor went like this (I was a senior reporter covering a legal and political/legislation beat about an industry):

Me: "Hey, I noticed you changed my headline. Normally, you know me, I hate headline-writing, so as long as it makes sense, I don't care. But what you changed it to isn't really accurate as to what's in the article."

Editor: "Well, it's sorta in there, and we really needed to spruce it up to drive traffic."

Me: "I get it, but unlike everyone else in the newsroom, my sources are politicians. Your run of the mill company spokesperson might not care, but I guarantee you we'll be really pissing off my sources in the story if you publish with that headline."

Editor: "Sorry, Brian. Our headlines need to grab attention to get people clicking. When we re-purpose this into the print magazine, we'll go back to your original headline."

>>>>>>>>>I literally put my two weeks notice in about a week after that conversation. I had spent years cultivating sources on my beat with politicians nationwide, and that one story and headline ultimately burned two of them. I called them immediately, and they were pissed, but they understood it was out of my control, but had I ever needed them again, I'm sure they would not have agreed to speak with me.

Crazy stuff. But true story.

That's just really sad. :(  If it was me, I think I would have done the same.  I could accept that a click bait title would be imposed, but not something that was inaccurate. 

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Number 3 is really shocking.
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Number 3 is really shocking.

And you won't believe you haven't been doing them all this time.
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Editor: "Sorry, Brian. Our headlines need to grab attention to get people clicking. When we re-purpose this into the print magazine, we'll go back to your original headline."

I thought editors always handled titling the Headline, not the writer of the article. I would swear that was/is the case with newspapers, is it different for online media?
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Who is this mang?!

Off topic, is your name from Deus Ex? I'm a big fan of those games.
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The Denton part is from Deus Ex, yes.
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The Denton part is from Deus Ex, yes.

Thanks for the meme explanation. Looks like a nice show.
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