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Reanimated Zombie Pigs?
« on: April 17, 2019, 03:16:06 PM »
Well, kinda.  Maybe.  Possibly.

Scientists Restore Some Function In The Brains Of Dead Pigs

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Re: Reanimated Zombie Pigs?
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2019, 03:18:43 PM »
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Re: Reanimated Zombie Pigs?
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2019, 03:24:55 PM »
As Luke Skywalker said, "Bacon is never really gone."
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Re: Reanimated Zombie Pigs?
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2019, 03:30:03 PM »
I can't wait for Reanimated Zombie Pigs to play ProgPower 2020.
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Re: Reanimated Zombie Pigs?
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2019, 03:39:59 PM »
Oh no!  It's gonna be a bacon zombie apocalypse!  :lol
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Re: Reanimated Zombie Pigs?
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2019, 05:44:32 AM »
I heard about this just a bit ago on NPR, pretty freaky if you ask me.

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Re: Reanimated Zombie Pigs?
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2019, 06:59:38 AM »
I liked the bluntness of the article.  "The implications of this study have staggered ethicists, as they contemplate how this research should move forward and how it fits into the current understanding of what separates the living from the dead."  We can do this now, okay, but what does it mean?

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Re: Reanimated Zombie Pigs?
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2019, 07:13:55 AM »
I liked the bluntness of the article.  "The implications of this study have staggered ethicists, as they contemplate how this research should move forward and how it fits into the current understanding of what separates the living from the dead."  We can do this now, okay, but what does it mean?

Hopefully that upon death, they can reanimate my brain long enough to upload me to a cloud where I get to spend eternity driving monster trucks and smoking brisket.

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Re: Reanimated Zombie Pigs?
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2019, 07:29:15 AM »
I liked the bluntness of the article.  "The implications of this study have staggered ethicists, as they contemplate how this research should move forward and how it fits into the current understanding of what separates the living from the dead."  We can do this now, okay, but what does it mean?

Hopefully that upon death, they can reanimate my brain long enough to upload me to a cloud where I get to spend eternity driving monster trucks and smoking brisket.

lol modern day heaven