Wow, this isn't even close, and believe it or not, didn't even need Suzanna Hoffs for the win: Number five.
A-ha is annoying AF, I like Sting but "Russians" is him at his pretentious worst, I DESPISE Glenn Frey's solo material (unlistenable to me), I have Vandenburg's "Burning Heart" in my head, so that's that, and We Built This City IS that bad, when you consider that the participants are mainstays in the '69 hippie culture of SF and perhaps one of the greatest lyricists of all time and created some of the most enduring works in musical history (Candle In The Wind, Your Song, Daniel, I Guess..., Rocket Man, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road...)
Do love "Run To You" and "Money For Nothing", though.
Oh, and this is Susanna Hoffs at age 58 (in 2017):