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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1330 on: March 25, 2019, 06:09:08 PM »
Uh-oh, open up the floodgates!! There's going to be 50 songs on that playlist, minimum... :corn

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You know me too well. I've ranked literally every track they've ever recorded. Ever. I am making this as I type :lol
8-10 oughta do it. :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1331 on: March 25, 2019, 06:51:54 PM »
Tim, Mike is like that creepy girl you once thought you were going to have sex with but when you get to her bedroom she has a million unicorns in the room staring at you.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1332 on: March 25, 2019, 06:55:03 PM »
Tim, Mike is like that creepy girl you once thought you were going to have sex with but when you get to her bedroom she has a million unicorns in the room staring at you.

Two words that should never be in the same sentence.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1333 on: March 25, 2019, 06:57:08 PM »
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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1334 on: March 25, 2019, 07:28:43 PM »
Tim, Mike is like that creepy girl you once thought you were going to have sex with but when you get to her bedroom she has a million unicorns in the room staring at you.

Two words that should never be in the same sentence.

Yeah, you get shut down by both. :lol
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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1335 on: March 25, 2019, 07:31:34 PM »
I'd only be interested in one! :neverusethis:


And I'd be the only unicorn in her life!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1336 on: March 25, 2019, 07:32:43 PM »
@ K-Lox...what do you have against Heavenly?


Dust To Dust is literally one of my all time favorite albums, and Sign Of The Winner ain't far behind.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1337 on: March 25, 2019, 08:22:26 PM »
Pretty much have half of the writeups done for the Sun songs. There is some awesome stuff here.

I have a clear Number #1, and a clear bottom 2, but that's it. I got home at 2:30 and have listened to the playlist three times today/tonight. That's 80m X 3. Still have no idea how this will shake out.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1338 on: March 25, 2019, 09:41:12 PM »
Tim, Mike is like that creepy girl you once thought you were going to have sex with but when you get to her bedroom she has a million unicorns in the room staring at you.

 :rollin
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« Reply #1339 on: March 25, 2019, 09:45:10 PM »
@ K-Lox...what do you have against Heavenly?


Dust To Dust is literally one of my all time favorite albums, and Sign Of The Winner ain't far behind.

Hey, I love power metal. But I'm also super picky about it. I just don't think Heavenly is very interesting. I tried getting into Dust To Dust even back in my heyday of listening to nothing but power metal and still couldn't find anything that was interesting. The singer isn't very interesting to me, and I don't recall any cool piano or synth bits. Generally speaking, if a metal band doesn't have kickass keyboards or vocals I love (especially vocals, those are make or break), I'm not gonna dig it. Generally.
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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1340 on: March 25, 2019, 09:45:49 PM »
Pretty much have half of the writeups done for the Sun songs. There is some awesome stuff here.

I have a clear Number #1, and a clear bottom 2, but that's it. I got home at 2:30 and have listened to the playlist three times today/tonight. That's 80m X 3. Still have no idea how this will shake out.

Pump my numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.
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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1341 on: March 26, 2019, 09:05:13 AM »
The blows dont stop.

That's what she said.



(C'mon!!!! You were all thinking it.)

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1342 on: March 26, 2019, 09:07:23 AM »
If I was giving actual scores, The Firm and Asia would've been tied. But I had to make a decision for the stack. I really went back and forth.

Frankly, I'm surprised I enjoyed The Firm as much as I did.

When I was writing the OP, I distinctly remember thinking that some wanker is going to send me Midnight Moonlight for one of the rounds. I even almost posted in the OP that I better not get it. :lol
You might remember in my PM back to you that I made a comment about The Firm.

Honestly, that's the only song that I remember being decent by them. I thought they really did blow. I actually had tix to see them twice and never made it. I think they cancelled in '85, and the following year, they were coming to Providence on a Friday night. Except I can home way too late from the Aerosmith show three nights earlier, and my father told me I couldn't go to The Firm.


As far as the Asia, I enjoyed it. Reminded me a bit of Pink Floyd. Yeah, it's not the classic lineup, and I can't believe they even called themselves Asia. But I consider "classic" Asia to be one of the all time biggest musical wastes of time.

Except for the last part (because I'm hampered by having seen the Payne-Asia live and it was worse than Wang Chung, which is saying something) I can't argue with that.    For what The Firm SHOULD have been it's woefully disappointing.   Sad day when my favorite song from that band is a live b-side that was never released on CD (their version of the Paul Rodgers song "Live In Peace"). 

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1343 on: March 26, 2019, 12:08:16 PM »
Any expected delivery day for those sweet, sweet sunsults? I need my 1 dammit  :metal

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1344 on: March 26, 2019, 12:35:16 PM »
Any expected delivery day for those sweet, sweet sunsults? I need my 1 dammit  :metal

Just about to post an update. I'm home from work and listening. I have 6 writeups done. Might take a few more listens to break some ties. there's a possibility that I post results tonight. But there's a possibility that they come tomorrow.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1345 on: March 26, 2019, 01:17:39 PM »
Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want (I Want First Place) Feat. Kattelox
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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1346 on: March 26, 2019, 01:20:31 PM »
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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« Reply #1347 on: March 26, 2019, 01:22:28 PM »
Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want (I Want First Place) Feat. Kattelox

You didn't get first place.  ;D

If you sent what I think you sent, you were close though.

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1348 on: March 26, 2019, 01:22:53 PM »
TAC what place do you think I got  :corn

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1349 on: March 26, 2019, 01:28:22 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1350 on: March 26, 2019, 01:28:47 PM »
TAC what place do you think I got  :corn

I think you got one of them.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1351 on: March 26, 2019, 01:30:16 PM »
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« Reply #1352 on: March 26, 2019, 01:39:13 PM »
You just keep listen you old bastard and rate my song higher or else.
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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1353 on: March 26, 2019, 01:57:52 PM »
TAC are you gonna send me your EP

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1354 on: March 26, 2019, 01:59:14 PM »
TAC are you gonna send me your EP

Yes. I'm finalizing results here so I can spend tonight finishing it up. I just want to shore up the middle a bit.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1355 on: March 26, 2019, 02:05:53 PM »
Results have been sent to Accounting for validation.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1356 on: March 26, 2019, 02:13:12 PM »
Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want (I Want First Place) Feat. Kattelox

You didn't get first place.  ;D

If you sent what I think you sent, you were close though.

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« Reply #1357 on: March 26, 2019, 02:15:15 PM »
Results have been sent to Accounting for validation.

Word is, the expense report was rejected.   Neither "The Magic Lantern" nor "The Golden Banana" are acceptable eating establishments. 

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1358 on: March 26, 2019, 02:15:34 PM »
Here are my guesses:


Vanishing Point- Evermind
BTBAM- Puppies
Parillion-  Parama
Sevendust-Kwyjibo
Down-Kingshmegland
Behemoth-Seneca
Katatonia-Lethean
Jorn-K-lox
Dan Swano-Wolfking
Yes-Stadler
Perihilion Ship- Elite
Age Of Artemis- Indiscipline
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1359 on: March 26, 2019, 02:21:04 PM »
Not at all captain
First time you got me wrong I think  :metal

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1360 on: March 26, 2019, 02:26:27 PM »
Results are back. Seems I got 6 straight up.

And I mixed Pup and Parama; and I mixed Kwyjibo and Kingshmegland.



And @Wolfking..I was way off on you. I'm embarrassed. I thought for sure you sent Dan Swano and considered Vanishing Point.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1361 on: March 26, 2019, 02:29:37 PM »
I think I even commented about the specific BTBAM song somewhere back in the thread  :metal
Didn't want to wait to get sniped on white walls (and anyways I already sent white walls :neverusethis:) so here we are
The Great Misdirect is the better album tho and technically I could've sent swim to the moon but it's way long and my least favorite on the album anyways so

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« Reply #1362 on: March 26, 2019, 02:37:18 PM »
Yup, I'm the Jornsender.
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« Reply #1363 on: March 26, 2019, 02:38:34 PM »
Bolded the correct ones. 250 TAC Points!


Not sure if a single one of these are right 'cause I don't know every song, but, hey:

"Unimpressive, as expected."
Behemoth- O Father O Satan O Sun

"Yeah, this was pretty damn good. I was expecting the worst."
Sevendust-Blackout The Sun

"I feel like this will need more listens. I did like it, though."
Perihelion Ship-New Sun


"Very cool, man. For the most part, anyway."
Jorn-Sunset Station

"No idea what to expect on this one. Really cool musically."
Pillorian - By the Light of a Black Sun

"Much better than expected. Not sure how it's going to score though."
Dan Swano-Sun Of The Night

"As expected. Pretty solid"
Vanishing Point-Distant Is The Sun


"I'm on record as not being a fan, but this was......awesome!"
Between The Buried And Me-Sun Of Nothing

"Nice. This hits the spot."
Age Of Artemis-Under The Sun


"I'm glad someone sent this band. I liked it the more it went on. "
Down-Three Suns And One Star

"Sometimes if an obvious band is not banned, it's because I actually don't like them."
Yes- Heart Of The Sunrise


"Much better, thank you."
Katatonia-Ghost Of The Sun

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The TAC Anonymous Roulette v.3 Opposites Attract Moonsults
« Reply #1364 on: March 26, 2019, 02:42:02 PM »
Pretty sure mine is "glad someone sent this band"  :corn
Mostly because I think the first bits of the song would be the hardest sell for you but pretty much the entire back half feels more up your alley