Summary of my day:
take 05 Town & Country in for oil change and alignment
after a few hours, call shop back about an ETA
"Well, your transmission's about to go out, it's going to cost about $9000 to repair."
*have heart attack*
*have another heart attack*
*ten minutes later, receive another phone call*
"Sorry about the confusion. I thought you were the owner of the other Town & Country that's in here. Yours is fine."
Edit: I didn't inquire further and I'm wondering if I heard wrong, but I swore he said "9809" to replace the transmission. Why the hell would it cost that much to replace a transmission, anyway? Maybe he said 980.09?