Welp...
Woke up this morning to a text from our landlord. Her boyfriend, who is building a deck for her (let's ignore the leaking shower and other items we've been trying to get fixed for years), and left an Easy Up Canopy up overnight.
We've had 40+ mph winds all night into the morning.
Fucking thing flew and scratched the hell out of my girlfriends car. It looks like the fucker really had it out for the CRV. Drivers side, hood, and even passenger side are all fucked up now. It also got my car (no biggy, my car is a beater and the big scratch it left blends in with the old scratches on it,), and left a scratch on landlords boyfriend's old Cadillac he's fixing up... But most of the damage was on my GFs car... Which we've only put 10k miles on since buying.