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Re: DTF Chat Thread v.BrexitMeansBrexit
« Reply #3710 on: December 27, 2021, 09:58:00 AM »
Add to the insult, the wife yells at me like it's all my fault.  LOL  Can't win man.  :lol
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« Reply #3711 on: December 27, 2021, 12:39:37 PM »
That depends on the ass…and presumably the brand of cigarettes.

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« Reply #3712 on: December 27, 2021, 01:48:51 PM »
That depends on the ass…and presumably the brand of cigarettes.

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« Reply #3713 on: December 27, 2021, 03:30:41 PM »
Add to the insult, the wife yells at me like it's all my fault.  LOL  Can't win man.  :lol

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« Reply #3714 on: December 27, 2021, 07:23:44 PM »
My Holiday.

I slipped in my driveway on Christmas day and sprained my knee. A phantom crack appeared on my truck's windshield. My wife snowblowed because I could barely walk Sunday. She went onto cut my cord for my electric starter for the snow blower in half and broke my scraper fir the truck, LOL Hell of a holiday.

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« Reply #3715 on: December 27, 2021, 09:18:07 PM »
Hope you feel better soon, Joe.

I find these "holidays" aren't always the most relaxing. That's why we fucked off to the beach and have been sequestered here away from drama since Thursday. I don't want to come back.
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« Reply #3716 on: December 28, 2021, 02:18:26 AM »
My last day as a 39 year old. Tomorrow I enter "old fogey" territory - although mentally I've been that way for many years now :lol 

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« Reply #3717 on: December 28, 2021, 04:54:51 AM »
My last day as a 39 year old. Tomorrow I enter "old fogey" territory - although mentally I've been that way for many years now :lol 

"Damn kids these days!" :getoffmylawn:

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« Reply #3718 on: December 28, 2021, 09:05:37 AM »
My last day as a 39 year old. Tomorrow I enter "old fogey" territory - although mentally I've been that way for many years now :lol 

"Damn kids these days!" :getoffmylawn:

Time to put on those sensible pants and take a nap.
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« Reply #3719 on: December 28, 2021, 11:22:18 AM »
Time to start smoking.
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« Reply #3720 on: December 28, 2021, 11:59:57 AM »
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« Reply #3721 on: December 28, 2021, 03:03:41 PM »
My last day as a 39 year old. Tomorrow I enter "old fogey" territory - although mentally I've been that way for many years now :lol 

"Damn kids these days!" :getoffmylawn:

Time to put on those sensible pants and take a nap.


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« Reply #3722 on: December 28, 2021, 03:06:07 PM »
He may want to buy a new couch.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3723 on: December 29, 2021, 12:56:13 AM »
:lol
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« Reply #3724 on: December 29, 2021, 05:21:22 AM »
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« Reply #3725 on: December 29, 2021, 05:30:15 AM »
Thank you! I'll be careful with the candles today :lol
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« Reply #3726 on: December 31, 2021, 12:23:48 PM »
TMZ is reporting Betty White passed away this morning.  A few weeks shy of her 100th birthday.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3727 on: December 31, 2021, 12:25:16 PM »
TMZ is reporting Betty White passed away this morning.  A few weeks shy of her 100th birthday.

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« Reply #3728 on: December 31, 2021, 12:28:51 PM »
Yeah, this will upset many people for sure.  She was beloved.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3729 on: December 31, 2021, 12:31:17 PM »
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« Reply #3730 on: December 31, 2021, 12:33:09 PM »
I'm here for you.  Fall into my arms.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v.BrexitMeansBrexit
« Reply #3731 on: January 04, 2022, 10:23:15 AM »
I guess this thread is the best place for this.

Had this really strange dream last night.  I was leaning out one of the second story windows in my house cleaning something, when I saw that somehow my nextdoor neighbor's teenager had gotten his car up onto my roof.  I was Just about to yell at him to quit being an idiot and get down, but before I could, he gunned the engine and committed suicide by plunging the car off the roof and through my neighbor's house. 

I immediately got on the phone and called 911 to get an ambulance over to see if they could save the kid.  After I got finished giving the details, the dispatcher put a police officer on the phone, and he told me to take a deep breath and consider something.  He said he ran the address, and it turns out my neighbor doesn't have insurance to cover the incident, and that if I went forward with the report, it would become official, and my neighbor would lose his house, and it would be my fault.  I was screaming that the kid needed help.  Just then, my neighbor came storing out of the house yelling obscenities, got into his car, and drove away.

I guess we were having some sort of get together, because a few cars with some of our friends starting pulling up.  I was trying to tell them what was happening, but couldn't, and just sat down in the middle of the street and was sobbing uncontrollably.  My friends all just hugged me to try to console me as I cried harder and harder.  Then I woke up.

It was one of those weird dreams that feels real when you first awaken.  For what was literally a small fraction of a second, I felt this intense, indescribable grief.  And then a moment later, it was gone as my mind adjusted to the fact that I was now awake and that was not real.  It's really strange and interesting how the human mind works.  I guess that's about all I can say about that.  I'm just fascinated by what happened within my own mind during those however many few seconds early this morning.



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Re: DTF Chat Thread v.BrexitMeansBrexit
« Reply #3732 on: January 04, 2022, 10:40:44 AM »
Well thats an odd one

I can say the last few nights I have been taking night time cold medicine and getting some deep sleep and very odd dreams.  I can't recall specifics because I usually forget pretty quick, but I can say I've had quite a few very vivid dreams that make me wonder wtf is going on in my mind similar to you.

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« Reply #3733 on: January 05, 2022, 03:00:13 PM »
Wiw bosk1.  Normally,  one can figure out where the dream is connected to real life but this one is so confusing, that it's hard to pinpoint that link.
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« Reply #3734 on: January 05, 2022, 06:44:46 PM »
I guess this thread is the best place for this.

Had this really strange dream last night.  I was leaning out one of the second story windows in my house cleaning something, when I saw that somehow my nextdoor neighbor's teenager had gotten his car up onto my roof.  I was Just about to yell at him to quit being an idiot and get down, but before I could, he gunned the engine and committed suicide by plunging the car off the roof and through my neighbor's house. 

I immediately got on the phone and called 911 to get an ambulance over to see if they could save the kid.  After I got finished giving the details, the dispatcher put a police officer on the phone, and he told me to take a deep breath and consider something.  He said he ran the address, and it turns out my neighbor doesn't have insurance to cover the incident, and that if I went forward with the report, it would become official, and my neighbor would lose his house, and it would be my fault.  I was screaming that the kid needed help.  Just then, my neighbor came storing out of the house yelling obscenities, got into his car, and drove away.

I guess we were having some sort of get together, because a few cars with some of our friends starting pulling up.  I was trying to tell them what was happening, but couldn't, and just sat down in the middle of the street and was sobbing uncontrollably.  My friends all just hugged me to try to console me as I cried harder and harder.  Then I woke up.

It was one of those weird dreams that feels real when you first awaken.  For what was literally a small fraction of a second, I felt this intense, indescribable grief.  And then a moment later, it was gone as my mind adjusted to the fact that I was now awake and that was not real.  It's really strange and interesting how the human mind works.  I guess that's about all I can say about that.  I'm just fascinated by what happened within my own mind during those however many few seconds early this morning.

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« Reply #3735 on: January 06, 2022, 06:38:25 AM »
Haha. 

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« Reply #3736 on: February 09, 2022, 09:26:57 AM »
Stads, your inbox is full.
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« Reply #3738 on: February 12, 2022, 08:11:02 AM »
IT'S ALLLIIIIIIIIIVVVEEE!!!
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« Reply #3739 on: February 12, 2022, 08:16:39 AM »
I was getting worried.

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« Reply #3740 on: February 12, 2022, 08:26:35 AM »
Right? It's been out for me since like 7pm last night PST.

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« Reply #3741 on: February 12, 2022, 08:35:17 AM »
It's on.....

I couldn't get on since about that same time. I just checked now and forgot about it not being on last night.
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« Reply #3742 on: February 12, 2022, 08:36:45 AM »
Right? It's been out for me since like 7pm last night PST.

I'm so pumped!


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« Reply #3743 on: February 12, 2022, 12:16:07 PM »
So it wasn’t just me!
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« Reply #3744 on: February 12, 2022, 12:55:38 PM »
Stads, your inbox is full.

Cleared.

Look what your full inbox did to the forums.
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